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Devilish Afro

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3450 on: 28 September 2012, 05:47:28 pm »
Quote from: Luvmylips on 28 September 2012, 09:54:18 am
Got this gem via AW:

Hi Princess i love your profile.You seems very nice.Im Tom also work here on Adultwork as an Escort (2 years) Tom28SE.The reason ive contacted you is that you seem very nice.Im not looking for Escort but serious relationship with a nice girl like you.Due to my work i find it difficult to find a girl for relationship where the girl would accept my work but she was still cool pretty and naughty.Im not really atracted to too good girls.My previous relationship was with an Escort/Mistress girl too and it worked fine although we are only friends now.If a nice but a bit naughty Boyfriend would be something that interest you please get back and lets get to know each other maybe we could start with a nice dinner.You can check out my profile or just reply with your email adress and ill send you my pics.Looking forward hearing from you.Tom xx


Why do these guys waste time? Don't they know time is money? :FF

I got this today too. I just blocked him. I think he must be doing the rounds.
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Jan10

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3451 on: 28 September 2012, 06:42:35 pm »
Quote from: xnataliax on 19 September 2012, 06:47:45 pm
Hi all! I have been doing this only a few months but already the stupidity of some men makes me wonder how the function on a daily basis in society. had a phone call last week which seemed to be going ok and he booked for a 2hour apt for the following day. fine and we hung up. next day i get a text from him,

'weirdo'- can i ask you something?
me- (here we go) yes?
weirdo- can i squeeze you?
me- ..... excuse me?
weirdo- can i squeeze you? you know, like an orange....
me- I'm afraid i have to cancel our apt as I'm not feeling to fruity today.click

another genius two weeks ago on the phone, after booking apt
genius- which hotel are you in?
me- such and such hotel.
genius- ok my mum should be able to drop off after work.
me- em how old are you.
genius- 32.....
me- rightttttttt
genius- im not odd my mum just likes to know im safe

sweet jesus  ::)


That makes me feel guilty now refusing to give my client my full address when he told me he needed it as he was only 26!  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3452 on: 28 September 2012, 10:40:07 pm »
that reminds me..
what is it with guys lately asking can you see me? im only 25-26-or even ive had 27 years old..
for 1 its not that young and 2)im 29 so why would i give a shit?
if they were 21 or under than,thats a little different,but after mid 20s when im in my 20s yes maybe 29 but still fffing 20s..
its like there showing off..im only 26 and? congratulations
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3453 on: 28 September 2012, 10:59:06 pm »
Got this beauty on AW earlier:

"Hello Sexy,

When I saw your profile & pictures I just couldn't stoping
myself by asking you for meeting together. I haven't emailed
to any other girl.

I am very handsome 26 years old white / half English guy. I
have a pictures of myself and I would like you to see them,-)
I have a handsome big dick and I would like to meet with you
as soon as possible?

I like a watersports and rimming. I could try spit games, I only
watch movies about this is something I would like to try ,-) I
would like you to pee in my mouth when you sitting on my
face and let me licking your sexy bum and pussy! Mmm?
I just promisse I will lick you bum so good you never feel any
tang so deep.

I will let you pee in my mouth when you sitting on my face.
I will let you spit on me and talk dirty.

Would you like to meet with me, without the payment for it?
As I promise you will really like our meeting. I am very nice guy,
very clean and smart looking. I just would like to have a dirty
meeting with you, but we don't have to have a sex... I am
happy with oral and face sitting with watersport games ?
mmmm?.

Let me know please, what do you think about

Take care
Charles"


And to think I got excited by the notification email because it's pay day and I might actually get my first booking. I seriously need to rethink my advertising because AW seems to be full of TWs at the minute.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3454 on: 28 September 2012, 11:04:02 pm »
Quote from: Fever on 28 September 2012, 10:59:06 pm
Got this beauty on AW earlier:

"Hello Sexy,

When I saw your profile & pictures I just couldn't stoping
myself by asking you for meeting together. I haven't emailed
to any other girl.

I am very handsome 26 years old white / half English guy. I
have a pictures of myself and I would like you to see them,-)
I have a handsome big dick and I would like to meet with you
as soon as possible?

I like a watersports and rimming. I could try spit games, I only
watch movies about this is something I would like to try ,-) I
would like you to pee in my mouth when you sitting on my
face and let me licking your sexy bum and pussy! Mmm?
I just promisse I will lick you bum so good you never feel any
tang so deep.

I will let you pee in my mouth when you sitting on my face.
I will let you spit on me and talk dirty.

Would you like to meet with me, without the payment for it?
As I promise you will really like our meeting. I am very nice guy,
very clean and smart looking. I just would like to have a dirty
meeting with you, but we don't have to have a sex... I am
happy with oral and face sitting with watersport games ?
mmmm?.

Let me know please, what do you think about

Take care
Charles"


And to think I got excited by the notification email because it's pay day and I might actually get my first booking. I seriously need to rethink my advertising because AW seems to be full of TWs at the minute.

OMG I was heaving slightly at the beginning, thinking he's a dick who's been watching porn and thinks it's real life....but then to ask for it all for free!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3455 on: 28 September 2012, 11:12:49 pm »
Quote from: Coty on 28 September 2012, 11:04:02 pm


OMG I was heaving slightly at the beginning, thinking he's a dick who's been watching porn and thinks it's real life....but then to ask for it all for free!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

I know... But he did 'promisse' that I would really enjoy the meeting.  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3456 on: 29 September 2012, 12:03:46 am »
Quote from: Fever on 28 September 2012, 11:12:49 pm
Quote from: Coty on 28 September 2012, 11:04:02 pm


OMG I was heaving slightly at the beginning, thinking he's a dick who's been watching porn and thinks it's real life....but then to ask for it all for free!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

I know... But he did 'promisse' that I would really enjoy the meeting.  :FF


Ah yes...well in that case, why wouldn't you!! hahaha
Urgh spitting...yuck yuck yuck!
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3457 on: 29 September 2012, 07:38:06 am »
Ever wanted to jump the down phone and throttle someone.

As most know I'm not an early riser, I'm only wakened at this time this morning cos some eejit decided to call me at 7.04 am.  I had my phone on silent but the vibe was on and as I was sleeping lightly I heard it - didnt realise what it was at first as it came through in my dream  ::) - as it does, then I realised it was my phone.  7.04 am ON A SATURDAY MORNING.

Why are guys such  inconsiderate eejits?  Well its back to sleep for me, thanks for reading my rant.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3458 on: 29 September 2012, 07:56:14 am »
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 29 September 2012, 07:38:06 am
Ever wanted to jump the down phone and throttle someone.

As most know I'm not an early riser, I'm only wakened at this time this morning cos some eejit decided to call me at 7.04 am.  I had my phone on silent but the vibe was on and as I was sleeping lightly I heard it - didnt realise what it was at first as it came through in my dream  ::) - as it does, then I realised it was my phone.  7.04 am ON A SATURDAY MORNING.

Why are guys such  inconsiderate eejits?  Well its back to sleep for me, thanks for reading my rant.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Some people think as long as they are awake, the whole world is awake. The same thing happened to me this morning and the client wanted to visit me at 6.30am. Asked him to have a wank :FF :FF :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3459 on: 29 September 2012, 01:41:35 pm »
Best move ever: getting a cheap ?15 phone for biz that I turn off when not working. people would wake me up at 3am, 5am, 7am.... all hours. and argue with my why I wasn't working.  ???

idiot: I'd like to book for today.
me: sorry darlin I'm not working today
idiot: why not?  (me -  :o , first time someone had said that...)
me: because I have this magic thing called a personal life that all other humans have. That's why.
idiot: oh. ok.

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

enter, new phone that gets turned off when I'm not working. when I was taking advanced appointments, no one calling after 9:30pm or before 8.30 am (weekday) wanted an advanced booking. so I had phone shut off hours.

the annoying calls at all hours, every day AUGH.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3460 on: 29 September 2012, 01:55:11 pm »
Quote from: sadie x on 28 September 2012, 10:40:07 pm
that reminds me..
what is it with guys lately asking can you see me? im only 25-26-or even ive had 27 years old..
for 1 its not that young and 2)im 29 so why would i give a shit?
if they were 21 or under than,thats a little different,but after mid 20s when im in my 20s yes maybe 29 but still fffing 20s..
its like there showing off..im only 26 and? congratulations

lol. I think some ask as some girls prefer not to see under 30. But some ask because they really do think they are youngsters and need wrapping in cotton wool and protecting when they go to see the dirty little hooker or some just do it because they think you'll drop your baggies for them for free because they are yung innit!  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3461 on: 29 September 2012, 02:04:04 pm »
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 29 September 2012, 07:38:06 am
Ever wanted to jump the down phone and throttle someone.

As most know I'm not an early riser, I'm only wakened at this time this morning cos some eejit decided to call me at 7.04 am.  I had my phone on silent but the vibe was on and as I was sleeping lightly I heard it - didnt realise what it was at first as it came through in my dream  ::) - as it does, then I realised it was my phone.  7.04 am ON A SATURDAY MORNING.

Why are guys such  inconsiderate eejits?  Well its back to sleep for me, thanks for reading my rant.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


I had a phonecall at 4.30am which I ignored, then a mesage asking if I am free to talk now? ::) I am not a heavy sleeper so I replied 'If you like swear words yes I am free to talk now you pr***!' ::) Who wants a chat with someone who is possibly a timewaster and likely to send me to sleep with his ohhh so boring sex talk...why oh why don't they just bang one out and go back to sleep? Freaks...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3462 on: 29 September 2012, 03:18:10 pm »
Quote from: Luvmylips on 28 September 2012, 09:54:18 am
Got this gem via AW:

Hi Princess i love your profile.You seems very nice.Im Tom also work here on Adultwork as an Escort (2 years) Tom28SE.The reason ive contacted you is that you seem very nice.Im not looking for Escort but serious relationship with a nice girl like you.Due to my work i find it difficult to find a girl for relationship where the girl would accept my work but she was still cool pretty and naughty.Im not really atracted to too good girls.My previous relationship was with an Escort/Mistress girl too and it worked fine although we are only friends now.If a nice but a bit naughty Boyfriend would be something that interest you please get back and lets get to know each other maybe we could start with a nice dinner.You can check out my profile or just reply with your email adress and ill send you my pics.Looking forward hearing from you.Tom xx


Why do these guys waste time? Don't they know time is money? :FF
That damn fool is looking for a sugar mama!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3463 on: 29 September 2012, 04:01:02 pm »
Quote from: Jan10 on 29 September 2012, 02:04:04 pm
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 29 September 2012, 07:38:06 am
Ever wanted to jump the down phone and throttle someone.

As most know I'm not an early riser, I'm only wakened at this time this morning cos some eejit decided to call me at 7.04 am.  I had my phone on silent but the vibe was on and as I was sleeping lightly I heard it - didnt realise what it was at first as it came through in my dream  ::) - as it does, then I realised it was my phone.  7.04 am ON A SATURDAY MORNING.

Why are guys such  inconsiderate eejits?  Well its back to sleep for me, thanks for reading my rant.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


I had a phonecall at 4.30am which I ignored, then a mesage asking if I am free to talk now? ::) I am not a heavy sleeper so I replied 'If you like swear words yes I am free to talk now you pr***!' ::) Who wants a chat with someone who is possibly a timewaster and likely to send me to sleep with his ohhh so boring sex talk...why oh why don't they just bang one out and go back to sleep? Freaks...
highly annoying..
its the "are you free to talk" NO IM SHAGGING A CLIENT AND GOT ANOTHER DUE IN..
idiotic wanker whos probably bored
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3464 on: 29 September 2012, 04:07:41 pm »
Caller. Hello whats youre name?
Me well you tell me,
Caller oh my mate gave me youre number.
Me check out my profile details okxxxxxx on adultwork 
caller  who are you?.
i turn the phone off at this point !  ::)
today saturday its too quiet, im giving myself the afternoon&.evening off ..Theres more action at a funeral home than on my bed  !!
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