This guy really annoyed me today:

Ring,ring

me: hello
idiot: hello is this Autumn?
me: Yes
idiot: Are you english?
me: Yes as my profile says I am english
idiot: So your not slovakian/ Ukrainian etc?
me: No, can you not tell by my accent
idiot: Oh I'm a little bit more convinced now.

This guy really got my back up. I mean for god sake I have a very british sounding accent. What a moron.

xx

Woke up to message on AW this morning.
'What times are you available.'
Sent back general mail that all times and days are listed on my profile. Few minutes after recieved mail back.
'I already knew that!!! I was just trying to start a conversation lol.'
Ugh deleted and blocked

Some twat today -

text 1 = Are you available tomorrow

text 2 = Is that ok?

text 3 = I need 1 o clock

text = Oh get lost!

What in the name of fuck?!!! Bearing in mind all of these texts were in the space of 20 mins and when I didn't reply INSTANTLY (well because I have a life!) he gets into a major strop. I called him a bloody weirdo in reply - couldn't help myself! 

woke to an email saying I have received a message through some ad site I am on..

Title "rough kinky sex"

Message "Im interested in seeing if you can pergorm (i assume this means perform) as well as you talk but the cost is on the expensive side so what can you offer me?"

Response "you can go fuck yourself for free how about that........ *rolls eyes*"

What a bloody cheek..

Obviously a copy and paste job as I never "talk" about my performance?!? and my rates are in general cheap! 

jesus... his response!

"No need to be so cheaky! If ur not interested and arw busy then fine" 

yes I'll be busy forever!!! 

numpty: do you escort?
Friday: yes - see profile
numpty: glasgow only?
Friday: are you looking for right now (being 1am)
numpty: this week
Friday: then where are you
Friday: birmingham
IluvJem: lol
IluvJem: uh huh
IluvJem: goodbye

 

Ooooh yeah, a stupid o'clock request!!!

tyson787: hi
CatBBW: hiya
tyson787: do you escort
CatBBW: I do
tyson787: you available now
CatBBW: no, not at 4am
tyson787: why
*kicks*

Email just in...

"do you charge by the kilo"



 

Sorry but that made me laugh the cheeky bastard.

You should have said no by the inches on your dick which in your case would be 2pounds

Or you should have just said "more cushion for the pushing honey "  I never let idiots like that get to me.

I seem to be being inindated with pm's on AW from idiots lately.

Idiot: Hi I would like to book you.
Me: Ok I need a location, date and time ( along with security info).
Idiot: Im in London.
Me: Well Im in Scotland as stated on profile so will have to say no.

I mean don't they know theres a milage search so they can search for girls near them, instead of just searching for girls who are a certain type and getting everyone who fits what they're after.