I thought I was doing so well this week with the odd emails but then I get this......


hi i have never met an escort before and am really shy - for the first time just wanted to meet for ten mins and lick ur ass and pussy and may be drink ur pee x

how much will this cost with and without the pee x

may after that i will be more comfortable for a longer meet x

Thats a lot to fit into 10 minutes. Doesn't seem that shy to me......just a chancer.

Lol sorry just re read my post and the tone was a bit off. I actually spat my coffee over my cat laughing when I read it.

Well im currently charging a tenner a cup for mine a bargain i believe.

Not quite a "how not to book an escort....." but one (younger) client of mine asked if I needed a f-buddy, couldn't help but laugh in his face  - he just didn't get understand what was so funny - 

Yeah...because yet another willy is just what we need.

LOL, I could use another Willy because Im tired of seeing Ass all the time. And Willy can bring Harry and Dick along with him 

Ok...well...ummm....

Recieved this one today....

Well hey Amber,

I hope your having a nice weekend. I just came across your profile - you seem really genuine and nice. Your pretty new here right? Are you new to escorting too? My ex did escorting and loved it - so hope you get lots of nice fit guys soon :-).

I'm 27, white, english and from Surrey. I'm a really genuine, decent and down to earth guy. I have a good sense of humour and love to laugh. I'm very laid back, non judgemental and open minded. I like to see my girlfriend with other men, it's a big turn on :-).

Have a look at my profile on here, I got some pics and info about me. http://www.adultwork.com/stevesmalls

I only date escorts, hence looking around on the site. I'm looking to meet someone who's cool, down to earth, fun and decent who would like a long term relationship. My last 3 ex girlfriends were escorts and I found the relationships so much better. They were so much more open minded, upfront, honest and caring - not to mention non judgmental and happy in their lives as they didn't have to lie about anything or have secrets, absolutely everything was out in the open. I got fed up dating girls from everyday life / situations, 97% of them were either boring, narrow minded, ignorant, arrogant, extremely judgmental and didn't understand or appreciate my sexual likes and felt that I couldn't be open with them about it as I was made to feel silly. The only no no for me is playing with other women - I am not interested in that. I want the attention to be on my partner and for her to play - not me. I love seeing my partner with other guys - the more the better - it's my ULTIMATE turn on.

I hope you don't mind the message. I'm sure you get sick and tired of guys messaging you, most just wanting freebies, chats, cam sessions or offering to be your photographer / driver or claiming to be the biggest stud in the world :-). My ex said she got all of that through Adultwork and it drove her made, which I can appreciate.

I'll tell you a bit about me... I'm 2* and live in S******. I would say I'm extremely genuine and loyal, a decent guy. I like affection and have a kind, loving, caring, nature. I'm very bubbly, love to have a laugh - have a good sense of humor and like to make people happy. I work full time in London as a I.T Director and in my spare time enjoy spending time with my partner (when I'm not single), going out with friends, having fun etc.

Maybe we could talk sometime, like I say - I don't want anything more than just to get to know you. If you don't want to talk it's cool, I understand. Take care and good luck with everything - my contact details are below if you would like to drop me a line :-).


Insight please!

I just read it and was like WTF! He even has a profile on adultwork which i read and some of the details were inconsistant. Gave me a bad feeling no end