Phone conversation 5min ago
PhoneWanker: Hi, I got your number from my mate
Me: Ok...(contemplating putting the phone down
)
PW: And he said you have cute little feet
Me: I guess...
PW: Do you have any pictures?
Me: Yes, on my page. Perhaps your friend could kindly tell you the details.
PW: That will take ages, can you just send me some pictures
man?!
Me: I don't think so (laughing)
PW: How old are you anyway?
Me: Bye! (puts the phone down)
Schoolboys are out in the force today
Three no-shows so far, a few dubious bookings for later.
I've been painting my nails all day, making origami butterflies and trying to maintain my ZEN state of mind