So, does this count??
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Hello there Evie hun, hows it going?
I'm sorry for the random email on this fine Saturday afternoon by the way sexy, i came across your prfoile and thought i'd try sending you one of the good old fashioned friendly msgs everyone loves, lol. Hope you dont mind?
I'm an escort to btw hun, working in London as well. And after i saw your page and all your amazing pics i basically thought it'd be nice to get chatting to you and see where it might lead. Whether it be on a personal level hopefully, or perhaps even a wild idea i have to pos work together when entertaining ladies and what not. But let me know of course if you'd like to hear more on that particular crazy idea of mine, lol.
You are one utterly beautiful lady btw sexypants!!! (Not like i'm telling you something you dont already know there, lol) Add me on msn as well if you like hun. Its (deluded@deluded.com) Be easier to chat on there possibly, plus i can send you some pics of myself to if you'd like to see them? Cant have us nattering away and you not even know what I look like now can we, hehe.
Well hopefully hear from you soon sexy
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I don't know if it counts as trying to "book me" since it is basically a fella who doesn't know how to speak to women, or strangers, and who fancies himself an 'escort' and would like a free fuck...
but it did bring the LOL's in a big way