Found this in my inbox from last night.  For some reason this creeps me out........send him my address just like that, yeh right!  Must be a wind up.

hi I called you yesterday, but you decided not to meet yesterday, how about today just now? if yes, send me your address, and we can meet just now for couple of hours, if thats ok with you, and I won't be able to call you since I lost my phone yesterday, so you are going to have to provide me your address over here, let me know if we can see each other tonight thanks

Quote from: Mellow on 20 January 2012, 08:38:20 am

Found this in my inbox from last night.  For some reason this creeps me out........send him my address just like that, yeh right!  Must be a wind up.

hi I called you yesterday, but you decided not to meet yesterday, how about today just now? if yes, send me your address, and we can meet just now for couple of hours, if thats ok with you, and I won't be able to call you since I lost my phone yesterday, so you are going to have to provide me your address over here, let me know if we can see each other tonight thanks

To be honest, I think you have to think carefully about your client's safety. After all, he hasn't been able to speak to you on the phone, and you could be a murderer for all he knows. Best send him your real name and 3 months bank statements as well 

I've had some belters over the last couple of weeks including one who kept emailing me on aw and asking whereabouts I'm based in my town (I live in a small town that it takes 20 minutes at the most to drive from one end to the other - I'm not giving my address!) despite him asking for my number, me giving it and telling him several times to call me if he wanted a booking.

So, tonight's gem including all abbrieviations.
text from him: Hi redhead r u workin tommoz baby x
Me: Call me if you want (text wasn't received until a couple of hours later and I was sleepy)
Him: U still in nantwich (My aw profile has no mention of Nantwich???)
Him: U call me no credit
Me: I've never been in Nantwich, I'm in *town*. Are you sure you've got the right girl? And it's up to you to call me (I was sleepy and couldn't be bothered going into it)
Him: Im after sum lady 2 give me good time babe tommoz am xx
Him: I tried sumone in nantwich never came back x ( still doesn't explain how Nantwich comes into this)
Him: R u about tommoz am xx
Me: Are you near a computer?
Him: I was my sot  im in bed can u c me in morn xx
Him: My son got it i mean sorry x
H: any good 2 u text me your addy xx (!!!)
H: I wil b there xx
Me: If you're serious about booking me, call me or book me on aw. I will need to know what time tomorrow, incall or outcall, how long you'd like to book me for, and that you have fully read my profile.
H: Incall my name is *TW* and im defo on 4 seeing u in the morning i can only get on computer wen my family out and that not goin happen soon enough i defo cum tommoz early am xx u up 4 it xx
H: Im no timewaster tel me ad and time i b there promise u xx
H: Wife comin home shortly text me quickly baby xx
H: Omg wish id got a bit of credit only got texts baby sory xx
H: Im serious babe text me please xx
H: Or call me now i give u money 4 call tommoz xx
He then calls me from a witheld number, telling me it's his work phone. I tell him to read my profile and do what it says.
H: Wil u b available early am i wil get credit on my phone in morning and ring u wot time u availabl xx

So far, no more texts. I can only presume his wife came home