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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2220 on: 19 January 2012, 12:35:48 pm »
Yep, men have to be the thicker species by far  ::)
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RedLady1991

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2221 on: 19 January 2012, 01:05:16 pm »
The curry cock man is back!

"You didn't message me back babe, why dont you want my brown korma cock in you?

 ;D its ones like this that make it worthwhile!
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2222 on: 19 January 2012, 03:48:54 pm »
Yes now its Tosser Thursday.  All I've had all day is idiots and TWs and then my first W/O for ages.  I think I lowered my standards and let this tosser through the net. 
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2223 on: 19 January 2012, 04:02:32 pm »
Quote from: Mellow on 19 January 2012, 03:48:54 pm
Yes now its Tosser Thursday.  All I've had all day is idiots and TWs and then my first W/O for ages.  I think I lowered my standards and let this tosser through the net.

The idiots are out in force this week alright. I've cancelled two (one yesterday and one this morning) because neither could fathom my Extremely Complicated Confirmation System (consisting of 'ring me at 9am on the day so I know we're still on').

The first booked an outcall at Manchester Airport, a six hour round trip, and then couldn't understand what I meant by 'hotel booking reference number' and just sent me his name and room number (which I couldn't ring to speak to him as he was at work when I had to set off and not in the hotel), and the second who first texted on Tuesday morning claiming to have seen me last summer (although I have my doubts) and was supposed to be coming at 9.30 this morning.

I sent a 'confirm?' text out in desperation at ten past nine because he hadn't rung and I didn't know whether to get ready or not, he texted back to say 'on way' and when I told him he had to phone me like I asked because I didn't know who he was said he 'was guna ring for apartment number (which I don't give out at any time) when got there', so I told him to just fuck off home instead. Thank God I tour half the month and don't need the bloody money from the local numpties.
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2224 on: 19 January 2012, 04:10:31 pm »
Yes I must admit the W/O sounded a bit odd on the phone but I figured he was nervous.  It sounds wierd but I have a strong feeling he did it on purpose.

This just shows what happens when I ignored a little voice inside me which was busy telling me when he was on the phone don't take the booking, don't take it

Ignore your intuition at your peril!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2225 on: 19 January 2012, 04:19:12 pm »
Quote from: EvaBeeva on 19 January 2012, 12:25:06 pm
Sometimes I wonder about men.  They treat us like we're silly nilly's whereas they're actually quite dumb a lot of the time.

Do their IQ's go down when they're talking to us I wonder ???
Actually, their williys fill up with blood, which directly drains from the conscious thought part of their brain (meebee)
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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2226 on: 19 January 2012, 04:21:54 pm »
Quote from: RedLady1991 on 19 January 2012, 01:05:16 pm
The curry cock man is back!

"You didn't message me back babe, why dont you want my brown korma cock in you?

 ;D its ones like this that make it worthwhile!

I can't stop giggling  :D Is this guy for real?
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EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2227 on: 19 January 2012, 04:51:31 pm »
Gosh, I had some knob ring me this morning 'Can I be there in 20 minutes?'

3 hours later he was still telling me he couldn't set off as he couldn't find me on a Google map ::)

What did he need, my door number?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2228 on: 19 January 2012, 04:58:55 pm »
I had a booking today (yeah just the one :'() but what he said made me giggle
he said we should be a fuck buddies!!!!!!!!!!!!! when yr boyfriends not around
to fuck you i will be happy to come round???????????????
i said "thats a great idea but only if he could afford it"  ;D.

needless to say i bet i dont hear from him again lol such a shame  ;)

hugs nikki x
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Mellow

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« Reply #2229 on: 19 January 2012, 05:00:56 pm »
My 5pm is running late.  He'd better not be another TW  >:(

{Edit}  Yes he blooming cancelled!
« Last Edit: 19 January 2012, 05:14:01 pm by Mellow »
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2230 on: 19 January 2012, 05:21:20 pm »
OMG this is the worst freaking TWIDIOT and TWANKER day in forever!

Yet another guy obviously not reading my profile, asks if I do quickies ........no; thinks I do 30 mins for ?50.........aaaaaaaagh.  I refer him to my profile.........

He then decides I'm in the wrong place and too expensive.

I end the call by saying you really should read profiles properly before you ring girls
« Last Edit: 19 January 2012, 05:23:37 pm by Mellow »
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sweetdelight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2231 on: 19 January 2012, 06:49:00 pm »
Oh yes ive had my day of Tools today.
Had one saying he could be to me in 10 mins(i dont do incalls)told him to read my profile.Then came back with how 30 mins.Bloody fool,bye bye.
Then another one can you be in Southport in about 45 mins(im in blackpool)..Yeah right im wonder woman.

Now this other one asked me if i did naked cleaning for him and his 2 mates for 30 quid(Charming)

Oh what will tomorrow bring,i cant wait.
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2232 on: 19 January 2012, 07:26:00 pm »
Quote from: amy on 19 January 2012, 04:02:32 pm
Quote from: Mellow on 19 January 2012, 03:48:54 pm
Yes now its Tosser Thursday.  All I've had all day is idiots and TWs and then my first W/O for ages.  I think I lowered my standards and let this tosser through the net.

The idiots are out in force this week alright. I've cancelled two (one yesterday and one this morning) because neither could fathom my Extremely Complicated Confirmation System (consisting of 'ring me at 9am on the day so I know we're still on').

The first booked an outcall at Manchester Airport, a six hour round trip, and then couldn't understand what I meant by 'hotel booking reference number' and just sent me his name and room number (which I couldn't ring to speak to him as he was at work when I had to set off and not in the hotel), and the second who first texted on Tuesday morning claiming to have seen me last summer (although I have my doubts) and was supposed to be coming at 9.30 this morning.

I sent a 'confirm?' text out in desperation at ten past nine because he hadn't rung and I didn't know whether to get ready or not, he texted back to say 'on way' and when I told him he had to phone me like I asked because I didn't know who he was said he 'was guna ring for apartment number (which I don't give out at any time) when got there', so I told him to just fuck off home instead. Thank God I tour half the month and don't need the bloody money from the local numpties.

If I don't recognise someone, and arrangements are by text(or email) I specify confirmation must be by phonecall. On the day I have had guys still text, 50% of the time it is nerves or that it's inconvenient but as I explained to a newbie the other day - I don't know him from Adam, he is nervous but I also want to know he's genuine too. Luckily most guys are fine, but if someone wants to do things by text they must accept I will require voice contact at some point. Would they give out their address, after a just few text messages?

Also had a request to send a face pic, by text - shortly after a guy said he knew it was short notice, could I do x time and could I text him the address. All within 3 texts.

I declined.

Funny how it's always the method of contact you state you don't like, which is used to try and push for things. Doesn't make sense!
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2233 on: 19 January 2012, 09:05:07 pm »
Well I keep 'No show' 'Timewasters' numbers in my phone for eternity and the number of that have called this week is unreal.  As I havent been working I dont usually answer my phone but i decided to answer these twats and challenge them about not showing.  The number that try to insist that they have never called me before is unreal ................. I soon let them know I know better.  ;D
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2234 on: 20 January 2012, 08:38:20 am »
Found this in my inbox from last night.  For some reason this creeps me out........send him my address just like that, yeh right!  Must be a wind up.

hi I called you yesterday, but you decided not to meet yesterday, how about today just now? if yes, send me your address, and we can meet just now for couple of hours, if thats ok with you, and I won't be able to call you since I lost my phone yesterday, so you are going to have to provide me your address over here, let me know if we can see each other tonight thanks
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