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Liverbird

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2175 on: 14 January 2012, 09:44:39 pm »

'hey i go to loughborough uni and am studying physiotherapy. i need volunteers to try reflexology (basically a foot massage) and would like to offer this to you for free? i really need the feedback which would help me a lot.

They are getting clever aren't they? Multifarious in their scheming ways...
The good thing is, that thanks to this forum, there's a helluva lot more of us who can/will see their desperate, devious
and snidey ways and that hopefully, the odds are stacking up nicely against them ;D

W.xx

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2176 on: 14 January 2012, 10:56:21 pm »
So damn devious.

If this was true, why would you seek candidates on an escorting site? Baffling.  :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2177 on: 14 January 2012, 11:02:17 pm »
Just recieved this one on AW. How odd...

'hey i go to loughborough uni and am studying physiotherapy. i need volunteers to try reflexology (basically a foot massage) and would like to offer this to you for free? i really need the feedback which would help me a lot.

please do let me know if it is something that would appeal for you?

hope to hear from you soon

thanks! :-) x'

 :-\

I get this one every three months exactly the same, he has been doing it for over three years. Nutter!

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2178 on: 14 January 2012, 11:32:05 pm »
God, what a lunatic!  :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2179 on: 14 January 2012, 11:59:29 pm »
Just recieved this one on AW. How odd...

'hey i go to loughborough uni and am studying physiotherapy. i need volunteers to try reflexology (basically a foot massage) and would like to offer this to you for free? i really need the feedback which would help me a lot.

please do let me know if it is something that would appeal for you?

hope to hear from you soon

thanks! :-) x'

 :-\

I get this one every three months exactly the same, he has been doing it for over three years. Nutter!



I got it, too!! And then, just after I read it, he PHONED me!!!
"Er, is this Tera?"
"Yes, it is."
"I just sent you a message on AW about reflexology."
"Yes, I just read it."
"Great. So, are you interested??"
"If I were in search of a reflexologist, then AW would not be the place I'd go looking..."
"Er...okay" and sheepishly hangs up.

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2180 on: 15 January 2012, 11:08:54 am »
It's so true as well! Why would you look on AW? Idiot. ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2181 on: 15 January 2012, 11:50:23 am »
Anyone else had this little gem?


Hi,

Do you need your own website? I'm a web developer who is hoping you would be willing to trade services for me to make you one? I am also very good at Search Engine Optimisation and rankings in Google.

Let me know if this is something you'd be happy to do.

Thanks

Will
 


Just the wording trade services makes my skin crawl.......

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2182 on: 15 January 2012, 12:17:07 pm »
I've had a few of these too. Sad little men.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2183 on: 15 January 2012, 03:31:48 pm »
ive had "you look stunning in yr pics,are you single? im 35 and english! ?????????????????
i wonder and yr point being? did he want to book only a wg if shes single?
another
"hi honey,sorry to be really cheeky,would you be able to do anything this evening for ?20?
sorry to be so cheeky(even a handjob or blowjob would be appreciated) thanks
this was at 19;25 on xmas eve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

ive just  took them straight from my phone as they still make me smile ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2184 on: 15 January 2012, 11:51:01 pm »
So a further PuppyIdiot update

I receive a drunken voicemail at 11 45 tonight:
I really like your profile. You can.call me anytime day or night he says, slurring so much I can hardly make out what he's saying.

Oh yes what a jolly attractive proposition!
Has evil thoughts of finding more puppy related paraphernalia to make his day
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2185 on: 16 January 2012, 12:42:38 pm »
Ok so I accidently pick up a call from an unknown number.  I explain to the guy that he must call to confirm from an identifiable number.

Guess what ........two calls now near the appointment time, from a witheld number, which needless to say, I did not answer.
Jeez I could not have made it clearer than I did - he obviously thought I would just see him anyway, what a dickhead!

strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2186 on: 16 January 2012, 01:24:07 pm »
Ok so I accidently pick up a call from an unknown number.  I explain to the guy that he must call to confirm from an identifiable number.

Guess what ........two calls now near the appointment time, from a witheld number, which needless to say, I did not answer.
Jeez I could not have made it clearer than I did - he obviously thought I would just see him anyway, what a dickhead!

Yup I've had this when I used to pick up withhelds and advise to call back showing their number. It actually happened to me the day I had withheld numbers blocked from my phone. He not only wanted a booking, but wanted one especially earlier than usual. I said ok but you'll need to phone at xx time, and display your number because I'm about to put a block on.

Guess he must have thought I was making it up. Following morning, two withheld calls went through to a message advising must phone from displayed number.

Could have been anyone though of course (another reason for  not dealing with withhelds!).

Also use to have someone who rang several times asking for details, then would phone on the day at short notice - always withheld. I eventually said "Look if you can't phone and display your number, you are wasting your time I won't even give you an appointment if I've nothing else to do". Must have thought if he phoned and I wasn't booked I'd then relent. Not so I'm not desperate and would rather operate without hassle, minimise danger than make an extra ?130 or whatever.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2187 on: 16 January 2012, 01:43:21 pm »
Ok so I accidently pick up a call from an unknown number.  I explain to the guy that he must call to confirm from an identifiable number.

Guess what ........two calls now near the appointment time, from a witheld number, which needless to say, I did not answer.
Jeez I could not have made it clearer than I did - he obviously thought I would just see him anyway, what a dickhead!

Oops I did this guy.an injustice - get a call 10 minutes later when I'd given up on him,.from an identifiable mobile number! Maybe it was someone else ringing before, or maybe he just got the message!

Back when I was starting I stupidly used to answer all calls, and usually they just wanted details, probably to wank off to!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2188 on: 16 January 2012, 02:05:45 pm »
Ok so I accidently pick up a call from an unknown number.  I explain to the guy that he must call to confirm from an identifiable number.

Guess what ........two calls now near the appointment time, from a witheld number, which needless to say, I did not answer.
Jeez I could not have made it clearer than I did - he obviously thought I would just see him anyway, what a dickhead!

Oops I did this guy.an injustice - get a call 10 minutes later when I'd given up on him,.from an identifiable mobile number! Maybe it was someone else ringing before, or maybe he just got the message!

Back when I was starting I stupidly used to answer all calls, and usually they just wanted details, probably to wank off to!
Good for you, however just more reasons for not allowing withhelds. Say your guy was called "John", books from withheld, you get another withheld call later on from "John" talking about an appointment the same day, or even the same time. Massive scope for mix-ups, also if he calls to confirm or even for directions you might pick up another withheld and don't have a way to get back to the person with the appointment.

Too much to go wrong for both sides.

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2189 on: 16 January 2012, 02:36:45 pm »
How about this gem?

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'I fancy the hell out of you, I really do... I think I just need you to reel me in by really encouraging me to come over to see you.

I'm nervous, but I also really want to see you! I hope you understand!

I will need the same kind of sensitive treatment, you taking the lead and taking me in hand, when we meet finally!

Steven xx'