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Miaken

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2070 on: 31 December 2011, 12:05:15 am »
No one got anything about a "special delivery" or "Santas sack" then? My faith in the human race may be slightly restored XD
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2071 on: 31 December 2011, 02:59:34 am »
Quote from: Miaken on 31 December 2011, 12:05:15 am
No one got anything about a "special delivery" or "Santas sack" then? My faith in the human race may be slightly restored XD

No I didn't....but shame on me I did sign off every message with Love from Ho ho ho :-) lol
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EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2072 on: 31 December 2011, 11:46:26 am »
Quote from: Coty on 31 December 2011, 02:59:34 am
but shame on me I did sign off every message with Love from Ho ho ho :-) lol

Lol!
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LouLou37

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2073 on: 31 December 2011, 12:45:30 pm »
"hows is 40 for a hours oral deepthroat sound babe ? can take your time n chat to :) its all a have today ? xxx"


 ;D

erm..... let me think about it...... how about NO! Oh really I can chat to you too? Oh wow! You sound riveting! How lucky am I!   :-X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2074 on: 31 December 2011, 12:49:16 pm »
Quote from: LouLou37 on 31 December 2011, 12:45:30 pm
"hows is 40 for a hours oral deepthroat sound babe ? can take your time n chat to :) its all a have today ? xxx"


 ;D

erm..... let me think about it...... how about NO! Oh really I can chat to you too? Oh wow! You sound riveting! How lucky am I!   :-X

Lucky lucky you, I'm soooooooo jealous!
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2075 on: 31 December 2011, 12:57:56 pm »
Quote from: LouLou37 on 31 December 2011, 12:45:30 pm
"hows is 40 for a hours oral deepthroat sound babe ? can take your time n chat to :) its all a have today ? xxx"


 ;D

erm..... let me think about it...... how about NO! Oh really I can chat to you too? Oh wow! You sound riveting! How lucky am I!   :-X


Dear God!!! They really are unbelievable at times! You can chat too...lmao...what a Gent! XXX
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LouLou37

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2076 on: 31 December 2011, 01:18:04 pm »
I know! He actually replied to my "erm..... let me think about it...... how about NO! Oh really I can chat to you too? Oh wow! You sound riveting!"

This -  "Haha and why may aye ask not ? I'll give your the same back I'm gd at massaging all areas of girls lol x"

Must remind self - Do.not.reply.to.timewasters.Just.delete! I'm going to write lines for my punishment to myself for replying to the twat!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2077 on: 31 December 2011, 04:31:45 pm »
Quote from: LouLou37 on 31 December 2011, 12:45:30 pm
"hows is 40 for a hours oral deepthroat sound babe ? can take your time n chat to :) its all a have today ? xxx"


 ;D

erm..... let me think about it...... how about NO! Oh really I can chat to you too? Oh wow! You sound riveting! How lucky am I!   :-X

How would you talk if it is an hour of deep throat oral.  Difficult to speak with your mouth full, lol.
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2078 on: 01 January 2012, 02:42:00 am »
Quote from: pandora on 31 December 2011, 04:31:45 pm

How would you talk if it is an hour of deep throat oral.  Difficult to speak with your mouth full, lol.

Maybe he has a little willy lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2079 on: 01 January 2012, 09:02:47 am »
8 separate calls beween 3am and 7am this morning, new years day, plus a selection of texts.

"Hi I am Jack,  sorry for short notice, what can I get for 50quid, I am in walderslade".  Sent at 4.47am.  Let me rush to get up and do an outcall for that, not.

Glad the phone is on silent at night.

Yesterday was an all time high for TW's.  8 appointments, all no shows.  Can't say I was expecting any of them as they all had tell tale signs.

Happy new year! More of the same and this thread will get ever longer I predict.
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JennyJazz87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2080 on: 01 January 2012, 11:48:55 am »
A message I just got:

"If i came to visit you, could I pay you in coins?"

Coins? Wtf does he think I am a bank?
   I replied by telling him I only take notes. It's not hard to get notes or change coins to notes.

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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2081 on: 01 January 2012, 12:48:22 pm »
Quote from: JennyJazz87 on 01 January 2012, 11:48:55 am
A message I just got:

"If i came to visit you, could I pay you in coins?"

Coins? Wtf does he think I am a bank?
   I replied by telling him I only take notes. It's not hard to get notes or change coins to notes.



That reminded me of when my eldest son first got dragged to a lap dancing club by his mate...they were only 17...my son offered her change as it was all he had. She said..."I'm not a bloody phone box love" and danced off lmao
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MissThang

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2082 on: 01 January 2012, 01:03:09 pm »
Quote from: Coty on 01 January 2012, 12:48:22 pm
I'm not a bloody phone box love

Love that!

Jenny, you're so mean  ;D It's probably taken him ages to save up enough money in his penny jar for a visit, and then you say he has to use notes. Now he'll have to go to Asda to use the Coinstar machine, and it charges a % so he won't have enough...........
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EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2083 on: 01 January 2012, 01:18:04 pm »
 ;D
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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2084 on: 01 January 2012, 01:49:01 pm »
What do you make of this one, girls?!  :-X


'Hello, I have your profile in my Hotlist, we have not met yet, ive breifly spoken to u on the phone about two months ago, i have been gazing through on Adult work recently and could not help notice your Green available today sign up on days when most people are with loved ones, family etc over the christmas/new year time, i dont know u, Hopefully we will meet at some point, i just hate to think that for what ever reason some people are left out, I hope that has not applied to u, & thats why I uv e had the green sig on your profile, I apologise if u think i am being nosy, that not my intention, i was concerned thats all.

Anyway Happy New Year, hope we meet soon.

Love & Kisses

Roger x'
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