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Holly T

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1830 on: 06 November 2011, 09:35:37 pm »
Quote from: Luvmylips on 06 November 2011, 09:24:52 pm
Best email ever came through today!


Hi

I could go to adultwork.com and get a BJ and Sex for ?50 from a slim sexy gal.
As you aren't slim, I will offer ?25. I will visit your place, you don't need to travel.
I guess you won't accept but who knows.

I am 32 with a slim body, average looks.

Tom

 ::) :o


What a tosser!  I'd reply to him saying that because he's only got average looks your rate has doubled.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1831 on: 06 November 2011, 09:41:06 pm »
Quote from: Luvmylips on 06 November 2011, 09:24:52 pm
Best email ever came through today!


Hi

I could go to adultwork.com and get a BJ and Sex for ?50 from a slim sexy gal.
As you aren't slim, I will offer ?25. I will visit your place, you don't need to travel.
I guess you won't accept but who knows.

I am 32 with a slim body, average looks.

Tom

 ::) :o


TOSSER! A suitable reply would be:

Hi

I advertise on adultwork.com and give a BJ and Sex for?150 to all lovely men.
As you aren't lovely and have average looks, I will accept ?300. I will visit your place, you don't need to travel.
I guess you won't accept but who knows.

Me
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1832 on: 07 November 2011, 05:57:44 am »
Well I've finally had a reply to a reverse booking! First time ever........

How are you with fluids? Specifically drinking piss from source, swallow and then being forced to vomit?
Your answer may decide who I allow to visit me.


My reply.....Good luck with that mate!


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Camomile

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1833 on: 07 November 2011, 01:01:38 pm »
Phone call from Adultwork today (my photos are on there)

Twat -"Hey Sexy"

Me- "The name is Ambs, how can I help you?"

Twat- "You look good you know"

Me- "Why thank you, how can I help you?"

Twat- "So are you white or black?"

Me- "Meh, please refer back to my photos and call me then"

Twat - "Bloody p@kis, go eat curry"

Charming  ::)
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Holly T

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1834 on: 07 November 2011, 11:43:40 pm »
Just got this from AW...

"I would gladly pay a small fee for your time or if your very interested then doing it free would be good for us both."

FREE? Oh and a small fee... would that be my going rate? I doubt it!  He then goes on about a 10 minute quickie... bloody chancer!

Poor kid's only 19, probably doesn't understand how I make my living.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1835 on: 08 November 2011, 09:34:20 am »
My phone, in about 20 minutes...
  • Potential caller - Hi. I recently saw your escort friend xyz.
    She suggested that I give you a call sometime. I've since checked out your site and AW profile.
    Your looks, services and fee all look great, so I'd like to make a booking.
    I'm interested in seeing you today for an hour. Either mid afternoon or after 7pm.

    Me- Are you totally insane to even suggest such a thing, today, 08/11/11?
    You do know what gets released today? Here's a clue >>>MW3<<<

Meanwhile,
My voicemail - I'm on the Playstation right now; ...I may be some time...   ;D


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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1836 on: 08 November 2011, 12:58:23 pm »
Quote from: JodieTs on 08 November 2011, 09:34:20 am
My phone, in about 20 minutes...
  • Potential caller - Hi Jodie. I recently saw your escort friend xyz.
    She suggested that I give you a call sometime. I've since checked out your site and AW profile.
    Your looks, services and fee all look great, so I'd like to make a booking.
    I'm interested in seeing you today for an hour. Either mid afternoon or after 7pm.

    Jodie - Are you totally insane to even suggest such a thing, today, 08/11/11?
    You do know what gets released today? Here's a clue >>>MW3<<<


Oh I'm sooo glad that I'm not the only one!!! x
Meanwhile,
Jodie's voicemail - I'm on the xbox right now; ...I may be some time...   ;D



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1837 on: 08 November 2011, 01:01:10 pm »
Got this a few days ago.....

Darling SS

Love the sound of spending time with you. I'm visiting Glasgow on the evening of the 9th December and I'm looking for an excuse to stay up there for the night rather than grab the shuttle home...could you be it?

M xxx

Mmmm someone looking for a freebie............NOT!
 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1838 on: 08 November 2011, 01:03:22 pm »
And this recently........


Hello, my name is Alex, I am from Sweeden, but I live in Cork, Ireland now. I do escort myself, but also see others escorts to have fun. Problem is, even with high rates, here are not much ladies working in Cork. Do you ever consider touring Cork? I can help you with everything free of charge, maybe some fun in return ;). If you have any questions or you need any help, don?t hesitate to contact me. Thanks
 

Oh what a surprise a male escort sending an email like THIS!!  Of course I'm incapable of managing touring myself, and payment in kind, NO problem! 
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scottishgirl001

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1839 on: 08 November 2011, 01:27:50 pm »
Quote from: MissThang on 02 November 2011, 01:40:09 pm
Don't get me wrong BTW, for ?16million, I'd break my 'no bareback' rule. Everyone has a price, and I'm pretty sure I'd do damn near anything for that much lol!


after all, we DO have to die of SOMETHING sometime!!! :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1840 on: 08 November 2011, 01:31:24 pm »
Quote from: MissThang on 05 November 2011, 07:08:05 pm
Doooooooo! I really sent that to him, so he'll die if he gets the same response. Or if it turns out to be genuine ( ::)) we can be rich friends raising our kids together haha

Sarah xx

Can I join this new elusive club?  I quite fancy being a millionairess!!  And who knows  it may be twins!!! ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1841 on: 08 November 2011, 04:22:17 pm »
Of course!
He seems to be doing the rounds, so you should get your passport-to-unimaginable-luxury/poorly-worded-request-for-bareback any time soon...... ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1842 on: 08 November 2011, 11:03:09 pm »
HIM: ya wanna hook up babe?
ME: would you like to make a booking?
HIM: ya wanna meet?
ME: would you like to make a booking to see me?
HIM: ha ha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1843 on: 09 November 2011, 12:21:28 am »
Quote from: Mellow on 08 November 2011, 01:03:22 pm
And this recently........


Hello, my name is Alex, I am from Sweeden, but I live in Cork, Ireland now. I do escort myself, but also see others escorts to have fun. Problem is, even with high rates, here are not much ladies working in Cork. Do you ever consider touring Cork? I can help you with everything free of charge, maybe some fun in return ;). If you have any questions or you need any help, don?t hesitate to contact me. Thanks
 

Oh what a surprise a male escort sending an email like THIS!!  Of course I'm incapable of managing touring myself, and payment in kind, NO problem! 

hehehehe, received that too...


Hello, my name is Alex, I am from Sweeden, but I live in Cork, Ireland now. I do escort myself, but also see others escorts to have fun. Problem is, even with high rates, here are not much TS working in Cork. Do you ever consider touring Cork? I can help you with everything free of charge, maybe some fun in return ;). If you have any questions or you need any help, don?t hesitate to contact me. Thanks
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1844 on: 09 November 2011, 09:18:34 am »
I'm amused by "Sweeden", even though I know they don't call it that there so he may not be familiar with English spelling. They call it Svenskar.




This post was brought to you by the Google searches "What language to they speak in Sweden" and "What is Swedish for Sweden"  ;)
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