I tell you...I hate to sound racist,, and living in Texas is damn near tipping me over the edge...but Mexican 'so called clients' have got to be the most ignorant and time-wasting clients on the face of the planet! I thought Black folks were the worse, not even close!
Some guy got cursed the fuck out this morning (in my grumpy mood after I was already having depression last night). He calls, ask me a couple questions about my massage, and then at the end goes, "you're not a psycho are you?" I hung up immediately.
He then calls back, and I cursed his ass up and down...then he says, "ok, ok, what time can you be available?" I then told him that I didnt want to meet his ass anymore cause he pissed me off and I hung up.
See what I mean? I cant get a real booking, its gotta be some STUPID FUCK, I HATE THIS PLAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Joey,
You probably haven't been in the business for long enough yet, thus haven't come to realise that men are inherently stupid, and most of the times not even on purpose. The guy you're talking about was probably a newbie and just didn't know what sort of questions to ask and how to politely make sure you're safe and discreet.
I've had plenty of experience of this sort when I worked in a small working class town.
A guy on the phone: - When can you come, I'm home all day today.
Me: Sorry, I don't go anywhere, you'd have to come and visit me.
The guy (sounding really surprised): You have your own place??? (this question was a common one)
Me (being pissed off as it was 10th idiot that day): No, I do it under the bridge.
The guy (after a pause, but in a decisive tone): What side of the bridge shall I meet you, then?
Another one. A bloke calls and asks a few questions. Everything seems normal. Then he goes: "Can I bring 4 of my mates to watch?" Me (in disbelief and utter disgust): Sorry, you are probably confusing me for your wife.
Him (totally genuine): Oh no, I'm not married!
Me (to myself, hanging up): I think I know why.
And one more. My flat was in a building where the staircase was separated from the landing by a door. Only 6 flats in the whole building and only 2 floors. You would not believe the amount of people (I probably wouldn't be wrong if I said every third guy) who, once buzzed inside, would go into the staircase (there was nowhere else to go once you're inside) and call me, asking where to look for the flat. Me: Go to the first floor and open THE ONLY DOOR you can see there (that would take you to a landing with 3 flats where I'm waiting by the door). Them: What colour is the door? (How does it matter??? There's only one door there!!) or Do I push it or pull it?
And guess what? some of them still couldn't find it and I had to go out of my flat, undressed as I was, and open the door to the staircase and they would be just there behind the door, actively looking for it. And the ones who did make it inside the flat without my help, would always look like they'd just achieved something and say: Wow, it's not an easy job to find you!
Anyway, the point I'm making is that half of these people who seem to take the piss, are actually genuine, just stupid. And you would not believe the amount of myths and misconceptions that some people in small communities/ for want of education still hold in regard, especially since what you do is not as traditional as female escorting. So try to be patient. It's hard, but you won't make much if you keep hanging up on them.
