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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15750 on: 30 April 2025, 12:07:56 pm »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 19 April 2025, 09:01:32 am
I find it very disrespectful when clients fail to read our profiles. I feel like telling them but so far have held back!

Stupid questions like 'what time do you start/work until' though often those are timewasters.
And they can read menus and job info but can't read profile !
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Tequila Sunset

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15751 on: 18 May 2025, 09:48:57 pm »
guy i've seen once before couldn't afford my full rate so he offered the following as payment

- full body massage

- watersports

- duo with my partner (i don't have a partner and never mentioned having a partner so i'm unsure why he said this)

most delusional behaviour i've ever seen from a punter!
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DarcyLady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15752 on: 23 May 2025, 09:40:05 am »
Client: come traveloge for 100
ME: my rate is 120 for half hour and you'll need to be more specific about which travelodge
Client: come wank me in my car for 70

ME: SIIIIGGGGHHHHHH
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15753 on: 23 May 2025, 03:54:25 pm »
Quote from: DarcyLady on 23 May 2025, 09:40:05 am
Client: come traveloge for 100
ME: my rate is 120 for half hour and you'll need to be more specific about which travelodge
Client: come wank me in my car for 70

ME: SIIIIGGGGHHHHHH

Quite a few enquires do this - provide hotel name but not the town. Sometimes it's not even the full hotel name, other times it's a chain hotel name without any indication of which hotel in that chain.
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Caligirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15754 on: 23 May 2025, 06:38:38 pm »
Hey

Love your profile and would like to see you. It's my big birthday and I would like to treat myself to tick something off my bucket list, which I have never done before. Would you consider having natural sex, ie without a condom, strictly as a one-off? Naturally (excuse the pun), I understand that a supplement would be required.

Best
Barri xx


Hmmmm I’ll take a pass on that one Barri
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BrownSugarX33

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15755 on: 28 May 2025, 12:15:13 pm »
Quote from: Caligirl on 23 May 2025, 06:38:38 pm
Hey

Love your profile and would like to see you. It's my big birthday and I would like to treat myself to tick something off my bucket list, which I have never done before. Would you consider having natural sex, ie without a condom, strictly as a one-off? Naturally (excuse the pun), I understand that a supplement would be required.

Best
Barri xx


Hmmmm I’ll take a pass on that one Barri

Oh wow, Barri how could anyone resist such a romantic proposition.....
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15756 on: 28 May 2025, 06:47:14 pm »
Him: are you there?

Me: No I'm somewhere else
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