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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15660 on: 02 May 2024, 08:04:11 pm »
Just received, one of the worst I've had for a long time, have reposted in it's full cringing entirety. Anyone else had this cut and paste delight? Can't imagine he's had many takers for the fun research  :-X

hiya X
i sincerely hope a polite introductory note enquiry is welcome


I hated him from there lol

i've read your information and you sound lovely and genuine and content to explore and leave a respectful gentleman released from this world, for a moment or more?

i really am in need of release if not, draining

though new to this site, i am not entirely naive and wish to experience more in capable company

i adore your feminine look shapely legs and in black lingerie and bodice on your public profile is lovely.

i am a professional guy of similar demographic

i also love to be teased and flirted with before rushing in

i adore prominent responsive nipples sensory play and of course, pleasing pussy and tasting feminine cum

i am really very oral.
i adore feminine and shapely legs in heels. i also adore nipple play too. my own nipples are intensely sensetive, and need attention.
you can even build up to a gentle tweak or pinch of my nipples, but not too hard lol

i also love to be anally played and fingered and warming me up to deep prostate massage. i am healthy inside and out, and complete personal enemas from time to time for cleanliness and health

one fantasy of mine would be to orally relieved (to CIM) after extended edging and arse play and prostate massage. not to be let off too quickly, either.

sorry of this is too much information, but i think its appropriate to be clear and share my hopes and kinks

it would also be nice to repeat, if we enjoy our company.

if you feel you can help, it leaves me to ask:

would you consider an outcall to X or X for 90minutes for 90 minutes or 2hrs? id ensure i serve you a welcoming cuppa, and we can chat first

thanks again, X

X x

PS

i am also running a very fun and confidential 'research' to measure nipple width and length, very accurately indeed to the millimetre.

i can also measure pussy lips too!

it's simply very confidential fun and twist, to add some relaxing interest to a meet

i just thought it would be fun to know how sizes different, as opposed to men who are simply obsessed with what they think their cocks are!

you don't have to do it if you don't want - it's just confidential fun

much love.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15661 on: 02 May 2024, 10:37:38 pm »
This is the sort of thing that makes me so glad I don't use email for work  :-X ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15662 on: 03 May 2024, 06:29:05 am »
Just received, one of the worst I've had for a long time, have reposted in it's full cringing entirety. Anyone else had this cut and paste delight? Can't imagine he's had many takers for the fun research  :-X
[...]
Revolting comes to mind 🤮 he probably got off on sending that message


[giant unnecessary quote edited]
« Last Edit: 03 May 2024, 06:25:04 pm by SAAFE »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15663 on: 04 May 2024, 07:54:39 pm »
He got an icily polite reply from me and I haven't heard a thing from him since, thank goodness!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15664 on: 04 May 2024, 11:15:37 pm »
Today… the only response I could muster up was ‘p*ss off’. I knew it was a generic mass sent email on AW as my profile clearly says I’m not working until Wednesday  ::)


Hi gorgeous,

I am Ed, 40yr old white British male, married to Hope, a 29yr old teacher... I have never cheated on her but love the idea of having your clit on my married tongue...
Love the idea of you squirting all over my fingers and soaking my wedding ring with your pleasure... Also love the idea of sliding my married cock into you and betraying Hope...
It is her 30th next month, and I would love to have cheated by then... Love the idea of knowing that we are both enjoying the risk that we might ruin her life if she found out...
Would you meet behind her back? Would the risk, or the power, of hurting her arouse you?
Can't wait to taste you... could you meet Sunday night, or next Monday or Tuesday?

Ed

XxxxxxxxX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15665 on: 05 May 2024, 05:44:45 am »
 I do hope Hope has beaten him to it and is just about to ruin Ed's life by telling him she's been shagging someone far nicer and better in bed.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15666 on: 05 May 2024, 10:07:09 am »
Today… the only response I could muster up was ‘p*ss off’. I knew it was a generic mass sent email on AW as my profile clearly says I’m not working until Wednesday  ::)


Hi gorgeous,

I am Ed, 40yr old white British male, married to Hope, a 29yr old teacher... I have never cheated on her but love the idea of having your clit on my married tongue...
Love the idea of you squirting all over my fingers and soaking my wedding ring with your pleasure... Also love the idea of sliding my married cock into you and betraying Hope...
It is her 30th next month, and I would love to have cheated by then... Love the idea of knowing that we are both enjoying the risk that we might ruin her life if she found out...
Would you meet behind her back? Would the risk, or the power, of hurting her arouse you?
Can't wait to taste you... could you meet Sunday night, or next Monday or Tuesday?

Ed

XxxxxxxxX
I wish I knew the wife id show her the message see how excited that makes his married cock

Kay1996

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15667 on: 06 May 2024, 12:51:47 pm »
Today… the only response I could muster up was ‘p*ss off’. I knew it was a generic mass sent email on AW as my profile clearly says I’m not working until Wednesday  ::)


Hi gorgeous,

I am Ed, 40yr old white British male, married to Hope, a 29yr old teacher... I have never cheated on her but love the idea of having your clit on my married tongue...
Love the idea of you squirting all over my fingers and soaking my wedding ring with your pleasure... Also love the idea of sliding my married cock into you and betraying Hope...
It is her 30th next month, and I would love to have cheated by then... Love the idea of knowing that we are both enjoying the risk that we might ruin her life if she found out...
Would you meet behind her back? Would the risk, or the power, of hurting her arouse you?
Can't wait to taste you... could you meet Sunday night, or next Monday or Tuesday?

Ed

XxxxxxxxX

I got this exact message last week word for word :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15668 on: 08 May 2024, 09:44:04 am »
The overly lengthy emails that are first timers I tend to block. Too time consuming and half of them bottle it and fail to book.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15669 on: 10 May 2024, 12:18:31 am »
I tend to encourage the ones who will tell me a bit about themselves but it can be a double edged sward.
I just want to discourage the, "Hey Babe, are you free now for 15 minutes, a-levels, CIM and no, I won't have a shower!"

However, it can be a nightmare to stop the talking once it begins!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15670 on: 11 May 2024, 12:30:17 pm »
The one and only text so far today

hi
incall


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15671 on: 11 May 2024, 12:51:12 pm »
When idiots ask you about parking yet they need use their comments sense figure it out when. They get to area. Then ones who flip and say forget I won't book. In my head do I look like a fucking parking officer wanker  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15672 on: 11 May 2024, 01:45:25 pm »
The one and only text so far today

hi
incall

I hate those ones, what are you ordering a fucking pizza?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15673 on: 20 May 2024, 09:03:19 pm »
One email requesting mature adult sex  ::)
Needing to suckle on my boobies 🤮
I deliberately asked for his mobile to block on my phone too
No thanks !

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15674 on: 21 May 2024, 02:39:26 am »
I had an absolute beaut this morning.... didn't see it until midday, the beauty of escorting is that you keep your own time.... anyway, I digress, this chap sent me a message at 05:45 to say that he wanted to drop by at 6 or even 6:15 for a 30 min incall!!!


Yeah Dude, I am just sitting here in my stockings waiting!
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