"Pencil me in"

Thankfully clients suggesting this soon realise I only accept definite bookings.

Something is going on with him and the letter T. He's pointlessly capitalised the words 'turn', 'tits' and 'treasure' for no reason at all 🤔

Glad he didn’t use the word ThrusT Then 😹

I get the "pencil me in" from one particular man

I know where I'd love to stick that pencil.

OMG I have one guy that I am imagining with relish that exact scenario 

I've possibly said this before but callers who ask for a half hour booking at 15 mins notice. When I say sorry no it's too short notice they insist "but it's only for half an hour"

I have to be 100% presentable plus my client room exactly how it should be whether for a long or short booking!  I do make sure the room is at least half decent but 15 mins notice is no good for me.

When they say "no need to dress up" it niggles me. I have to be in my Justine attire and everything beneath it pristine, then the hair and make up, if they want me to do a good  job!

When they get in touch and then go totally ghost - why ? Why do that . Happened this morning lovely text asked for a call to confirm as I always like to talk on the phone first and then nothing . Really winds me up x

OMG yes. And in response the other day to my text sayinfg, yes but please call me as I like to hear your voice before I book, he replied: What? We need to talk on the phone?

I’ve had 4 texts today from people I haven’t met before and this is what they each said:

Text 1: “Hello Hun. Are You free?”
Text 2: “Hi darling”
Text 3: “how are you today?”
Text 4: “you available now?”

What the fuck is wrong with these people?! I state in bold letters on my profile that if someone texts me they need to include when they want to see me and how long for and I don’t respond to messages otherwise. Starting to think only about 5% of guys actually read my profile

I’ve had 4 texts today from people I haven’t met before and this is what they each said:

Text 1: “Hello Hun. Are You free?”
Text 2: “Hi darling”
Text 3: “how are you today?”
Text 4: “you available now?”

What the fuck is wrong with these people?! I state in bold letters on my profile that if someone texts me they need to include when they want to see me and how long for and I don’t respond to messages otherwise. Starting to think only about 5% of guys actually read my profile

p.s. Available now Hun?? Can be there in 5 lol lol

Available now Hun?? Can be there in 5 lol lol

I got one a few weeks ago that just said 'Avail'. So it wasn't even a one word text, it was a half word text 

Maybe I should have just sent 'N'.