Texted to ask my availability, I answered. The response: "Postcode". 

Guy on cam asked if I meet, told him I do & to read my profile then email me with the relevant details, 5 minutes later - 'How much for 15 minute Oily tit wank' - Ignored

Then another guy messages me on whatsapp asking for a incall this weekend while he is up north (again all profiles clearly show it's Outcalls only) then sends a secondary message before I can reply saying 'BTW I Have an R8' 

Like, how is that relevant to anything??

Immediate thought of Shania Twain!

The "How much for X?" messages really annoy me. I make it clear on my profile that pretty much everything on my likes list is included (the two things that aren't are something I've only had a few clients go for and something else none of my clients have gone for, so all the standard stuff and then things like kink are all included in my rates). Like, I don't know how much as you haven't even told me how long you want, so I can't tell you which of my prices that are clearly displayed on my profile it will be, until you tell me that crucial information. Even worse is when I ask and they say "I just want a quick X" - well, fine, you can pay the 15 minute rate then. I think some say that because they're hoping to get a cheaper price than the 15 minute one because they "only" want X, but it's not happening.

Miss a call and send back a text with my availability. He calls back and his voice sounded odd, maybe inebriated or something and he says ‘do you do a service where you pick me up’ to which I replied ‘I think you mistake me for a taxi darling’ and hang up.

He then texts ‘No I want you to pick me up and do our business and that’s it’

What the fuck. Then he calls again and just out of curiosity picked up and he blathered on how he thought I would pick him up, he was definitely drunk. I told him that’s not how it works and to stop contacting me.

What a weirdo.

Yup, I've had 'can you pick me up from xxx' requests before. I'm a hoe not an uber.

Email via AW for the extremely tempting (not) offer of a week in Cyprus with sightseeing and 'some personal' time.
All I need is a ticket apparently.
I wonder if I'd need to get my own taxi at the airport too

The "How much for X?" messages really annoy me. I make it clear on my profile that pretty much everything on my likes list is included (the two things that aren't are something I've only had a few clients go for and something else none of my clients have gone for, so all the standard stuff and then things like kink are all included in my rates). Like, I don't know how much as you haven't even told me how long you want, so I can't tell you which of my prices that are clearly displayed on my profile it will be, until you tell me that crucial information. Even worse is when I ask and they say "I just want a quick X" - well, fine, you can pay the 15 minute rate then. I think some say that because they're hoping to get a cheaper price than the 15 minute one because they "only" want X, but it's not happening.

It seems some of these guys assume they can just pay by the service & not the duration in the hope they can get it cheaper - Same as yourself, my profile states my rates are 'fully inclusive' but it is a 1 hour minimum duration - especially being Outcall Only I am going to make it worth visiting them

Any number of random whatsapp messages this week (and it's only Wednesday!) ranging from 'OIOI Steph' - That was the entire message! To 'I am not wasting your time, I am asking questions' << The question he was asking was if I did incalls 

Decided to take my number off AW & see if I find less TWs coming from the other sites I advertise on, AW is my main directory for Outcalls atm so I have ticked the 'show email address' as a means of contact instead

That’s why I just deleted WhatsApp a while back, all I got were more TWs. I find it’s when I’m on Viva I get the most blatant TWs.

Had a great one today. A guy pretending he wanted an overnight to a hotel (I do massage ffs) I double checked he knew what I offered he seemed to saying he liked to be ‘pampered’. I said ok but I require a deposit, he said fine. But my spidey senses were tingling, like boundary pushing opportunities for him if true.

Then he outed himself by asking for a WhatsApp video call because he needed to have an attraction. What a joke 😂

I checked on CE and he had many similar reports, usually asking to see you naked on WhatsApp. Complete loser.

I've had quite a few asking me to send a photo, when I point at my AW profile, website, social media they either say they cannot find it or do not trust websites. Those websites show I have a presence, been around a while, invest time and money. I could send anything by email or text (WA is only for paid cam/videos/photos). They say they are afraid of scams, will send their own photo, are genuine/decent etc. Next minute they ask for bareback, say they will obtain drugs or to forgo the deposit.