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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15420 on: 23 September 2022, 07:55:03 pm »
Hey hun could I make a booking please hun is bareback extra if ok thanks hun am 38 year old fit scouser soo am told lol thanks hun

it's not even the bareback mention that annoys me the most (which is plastered everywhere I don't do) or that I don't care what he looks like, or that he's under my age minimum, but the "hun" every other fucking word. Jesus christ.  :FF

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15421 on: 24 September 2022, 04:32:32 am »
Hey hun could I make a booking please hun is bareback extra if ok thanks hun am 38 year old fit scouser soo am told lol thanks hun

it's not even the bareback mention that annoys me the most (which is plastered everywhere I don't do) or that I don't care what he looks like, or that he's under my age minimum, but the "hun" every other fucking word. Jesus christ.  :FF

I get these types of.messages so often. My sarcasm always gets the better of me and I end up replying

I don't do bareback as no amount of money is worth the risk of an std that can kill me but if you think your fit that changes everything...

And the worst part is a couple of them didn't get the sarcasm. I despair.
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15422 on: 24 September 2022, 11:05:37 pm »
How to tell me you got my number from Adultwork without telling me you got my number from Adultwork:

Asking for 'A Levels', instead of just saying 'anal', like any normal adult.

Mentioning a 'likes list' rather than services

Calling a booking/incall a 'meet' or asking to 'meet up' (no, I am not going to meet you anywhere, bellend)

'Profile' instead of 'website' or 'ad' (and they've always 'seen' it, but never READ it)

'I really like your profile! Where are you based?' (when my location is on the top line in bold capital letters)

'I have feedbacks so I must be genuine!' (not so, even if I was the slightest bit interested in reading a load of trite platitudes written by people who probably couldn't pick you out of a police lineup five minutes after you left, but want a feedback themselves)

Sigh. And another day using the green AT thing to whittle the credits down a bit drew to a close :)

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15423 on: 25 September 2022, 08:55:27 am »
Hey hun could I make a booking please hun is bareback extra if ok thanks hun am 38 year old fit scouser soo am told lol thanks hun

 I don't care what he looks like, or that he's under my age minimum, but the "hun" every other fucking word. Jesus christ.  :FF

As soon as I see "hun" or "darling"  it sets my teeth on edge, a huge red flag and I know I'm not going to take them seriously.

Jadine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15424 on: 28 September 2022, 08:40:59 pm »
I detest them calling me that and I make it clear I am not their hun , their babe and rest of  petnames .

Kiss

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15425 on: 29 September 2022, 08:14:20 am »
I detest them calling me that and I make it clear I am not their hun , their babe and rest of  petnames .
I know .. each caller that referred to me by those names was a time waster never genuine

Ana66

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15426 on: 29 September 2022, 01:46:39 pm »
I detest them calling me that and I make it clear I am not their hun , their babe and rest of  petnames .

Oh yes this one  :-X :-X :-X I specifically mention on my profile that people calling me with pet names like that will not get an answer. If a regular does it, I tell them to stop doing so but as Kiss said, when it's a new client calling you like that it's never genuine in 99% of the cases

Ana66

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15427 on: 29 September 2022, 01:52:44 pm »
How to tell me you got my number from Adultwork without telling me you got my number from Adultwork:

Asking for 'A Levels', instead of just saying 'anal', like any normal adult.


Calling a booking/incall a 'meet' or asking to 'meet up' (no, I am not going to meet you anywhere, bellend)

Oh yes these omg, I've also had somebody mentioning that he wanted O-levels once, I was like what's this ? And he told me it just meant normal vaginal sex, I was like what's the point of using such complicated terms when you can just say it in a simple way

And the "would you be interested in meeting up?" always make me cringe  :-X

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15428 on: 29 September 2022, 09:21:43 pm »
Hi babe, if you want 80 £ for 45 .. i'm young, from Italy .. Tatoo , blue eyes .. I really fancy your pics .. I come for sure , I promise, let me know and I call you for confirmation now .  and I'm happy with Whatshap pics or video call , or snap ... i look very nice ... I can prove this


Tickle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15429 on: 30 September 2022, 06:46:50 pm »
Bad signal so I had to repeat what I thought he heard so I could confirm he said what I thought he said. Then he asks if I do half an hour. No... One hour minimum. What charge for one hour? So I say that's in my profile and he may or may not have muttered he read it but I was already not paying attention to him and told him I wouldn't be seeing him and ended the call and blocked him.

I really don't like seeing lazy losers who can't pay attention and who disrespect me by not reading and digesting my profile before calling. I know some think they can just stick their willy in me like I'm a fungible dehumanised commodity. It is nice though if they can at least suspend disbelief and put on a pretense for the duration.

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15430 on: 30 September 2022, 11:34:48 pm »
I was already declining based on the message before I even finished reading it but the end just made me laugh in disbelief. Wants to hurt and bruise me until I safeword...repeatedly. And then do it again. Yeah, I'd love my safewords being ignored!

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15431 on: 02 October 2022, 10:11:02 pm »
I was already declining based on the message before I even finished reading it but the end just made me laugh in disbelief. Wants to hurt and bruise me until I safeword...repeatedly. And then do it again. Yeah, I'd love my safewords being ignored!

Wtf!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15432 on: 03 October 2022, 01:02:38 pm »
'Im not sure if this number is real but I saw you on (enter website here) and wanted to ask about maybe seeing you at some point next week?


This website shows when I was last online (which was this morning), it also shows my profile & contact number are verified (Definitely a real number) - Why is it so hard to just give me the details that I ask for  :FF
I am in charge of how I feel & today I am choosing happiness & positivity

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15433 on: 03 October 2022, 05:21:27 pm »
Hi I was wondering if your able to do a 15 booking for �40 or �45?  Your not loosing money andif u can't no worries :)

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15434 on: 04 October 2022, 10:01:07 pm »
Hi I was wondering if your able to do a 15 booking for �40 or �45?  Your not loosing money andif u can't no worries :)

I got asked for £30 for 10 minute quickie, when I said no he told me that was all I was worth and to go back to my own country. Hard as I'm white british. I am still the only person to have reported him yet he's text me at least twice since, offering £40. Some SP must accept hagglers is my guess.