I had a guy today, he passed all my screening process until I asked him to do a quick phone call, this is how the phone call went :

Me :"Hi"
Him :"Hi babe, please can you let me know if you're alone in your place ?"
Me : "Why does it matter ?"
Him: "well babe you see it's for privacy reasons"
Me: "sorry but you've just ruined all your chances to see me with this question, this is a typical red flag question for me"
Him : "ok bye" hang up the phone

Typical creepy suspicious behaviour, literally how not to book an escort

He called and asked if I was available, even though it was clearly showing on profile.
Asked my location, I gave him an approx one.
Him .. Oh I live in *** ( place about 30 mins away)
I'm thinking, why do I need to know that, I don't do outcalls.
Me .. I don't do outcalls.
Him ... So you can't come here?
Me .. I don't do outcalls
Him .. I don't drive, I'll have to arrange a lift.
I'm not too keen on that idea.
Him.. Can you drive?
Me ... Yes
Him .. So why can't you come here
Me.. Because I don't do outcalls!!!! 

Him - have you got any availability left this afternoon?
Me - I finish at 3
Him - oh I can come at 3
Me - no I FINISH at 3
Him - OK I can make 2.30 then
Me - sure have you read my profile?
Him - yes
Me - so you know I'm not offering full service atm
Him - uh no, why what's on offer
Me - it is plastered on my profile no less than 6 times (all tabs and profile summary) what I am offering at the moment and my 'enjoys' reflects this. Why lie that you've read my profile??
Him - oh OK must have missed that.

Dickhead.

Him - have you got any availability left this afternoon?
Me - I finish at 3
Him - oh I can come at 3
Me - no I FINISH at 3
Him - OK I can make 2.30 then
Me - sure have you read my profile?
Him - yes
Me - so you know I'm not offering full service atm
Him - uh no, why what's on offer
Me - it is plastered on my profile no less than 6 times (all tabs and profile summary) what I am offering at the moment and my 'enjoys' reflects this. Why lie that you've read my profile??
Him - oh OK must have missed that.

Dickhead.

Yes people who don't read profile are such a pain in the ass and there are so many unfortunately. Even if you write everything in size 30, capital and bold letters with exclamation points, they will still ask the same stupid questions over and over again. These people are lazy, disrespectful and don't want to bother. They look at the pictures and the rates (sometimes not even the rates) and click on the phone number straight away.

When people ask me questions about something written on my profile, I just ignore them.

Today this email
i only require full foot worship through stockings only
if happy then progress to bare feet

I have paid for up to a day for this

Please let me know how long you will allow

if you show bare breasts i have a high extra offer

Please consider..
I considered and blocked

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Yes I know, I also hate when people call me with names such and babe, hun, love and all the possible pet names.

"Baby " s the one for me ... I don't know what is but it just puts scratches down my spine

That "64 yr old grandmother" and "her" granddaughter who has a penchant for BBWs is doing the rounds again, requesting bookings.

I had an email from 'them' today!  Reported for spam & blocked!

Phone call early this morning. I was walking my dog so couldn’t really speak proper

I answered the call I asked if I could text him and explained I couldn’t speak on the phone until I was back from my activity.. he said I couldn’t text him my availability as he likes to get to know the lady first on the phone.. I told him that I was busy and can’t speak for a long time and put the phone down

Surprise surprise when I checked his numbers on the safety app after the call  he had 20 reports

It's good you got the chance to check his number .. swerved a bullet on that one