😁. Bare Knuckle matches no thank you but good old fashioned wrestling yes! I was once asked by email if I would accompany someone to stroll through the red light area after midnight? Err no ta!
Because nothing could possibly go wrong there! How could you resist?
New client : “Do you do quick hand relief.”
Me:“The minimum time is an hour.”
New client :” I’ll give you £200 for an hour of anal.”
Me( who doesn’t offer that): “No”
New client :” I’m new at this . Sex with my wife is boring and want to try something new.”
Me : “ please read my profile to see what I do and don’t do.”
After sending the link to my profile again.
New client : “ Do you do car meets.”
Me( who doesn’t ): “ please leave me alone.”
New client : “ what do you expect? A five star hotel? I only asked about anal and the car as it’s your job.”
Me: “ Just because you can’t afford that , doesn’t mean my other clients can’t.”
Now blocked. Jesus give me strength 😂
I wouldn't have answered at all. If their first message shows to me that they haven't read a thing, I just ignore and block. I have it all over my ads if they don't send x information when initiating contact or they make it clear they haven't read my profile in it's
entirety, (because yes, I've had people quote bits to make it look like they've read it, but then have absolutely no idea about other things) then they will be ignored and blocked. It's saved so much time and hassle, I rarely get irritated anymore by these clowns.
Turned my phone on this morning after time away and have this gem of a text:
Tried ringing you loads but it always goes straight to voicemail. How can I book you if you turn your phone off, bad for business !!!
Obviously, we're not entitled to time away or personal lives.
