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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15240 on: 21 May 2022, 10:04:47 pm »
Just received the longest email ever infact I didn't bother finish reading it to the end
Some of these members really are bored out their copy and paste minds !

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15241 on: 22 May 2022, 08:56:12 am »
Email - "are you discreet about everything?"

Me - No I have a big neon sign outside with 'whore house' flashing until the early hours and as you leave the house I thank you loudly for visiting the fanny palace.

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15242 on: 22 May 2022, 09:03:05 am »
Email - "are you discreet about everything?"

Me - No I have a big neon sign outside with 'whore house' flashing until the early hours and as you leave the house I thank you loudly for visiting the fanny palace.
😂😂😂

bustybbwsteph

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15243 on: 22 May 2022, 10:02:03 am »
Not sure if he is trying to make a booking or trying to make me feel 'Outted' or whatever but just had an email, all it says is 'I am pretty sure I met you last night' - With the subject being 'Saw you in Mulligans'

Pretty sure you didn't pal...... my profile proves it as well lol

edit; I have no idea where Mulligans is.... I am assuming it's a bar, it's definitely not in my home town!

edit; His reply when I asked him the point of his email - 'Was merely being polite before hopefully making a booking. I was going to say you looked just as stunning naturally as you do on here'

 :FF :FF :FF
« Last Edit: 22 May 2022, 10:06:27 am by bustybbwsteph »

Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15244 on: 22 May 2022, 10:17:42 am »
Not sure if he is trying to make a booking or trying to make me feel 'Outted' or whatever but just had an email, all it says is 'I am pretty sure I met you last night' - With the subject being 'Saw you in Mulligans'

Pretty sure you didn't pal...... my profile proves it as well lol

edit; I have no idea where Mulligans is.... I am assuming it's a bar, it's definitely not in my home town!

edit; His reply when I asked him the point of his email - 'Was merely being polite before hopefully making a booking. I was going to say you looked just as stunning naturally as you do on here'

 :FF :FF :FF

They don't realise.

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15245 on: 22 May 2022, 11:01:15 am »
Caller says he's in an Uber wants postcode to come now .. said babe constantly  I got lots of cash for a 3 hour booking .I cut the call  bad vibe

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15246 on: 22 May 2022, 01:02:19 pm »
Saw your profile on AW I was hoping we could chat.... fuck off wanker

bustybbwsteph

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15247 on: 22 May 2022, 03:50:48 pm »
Saw your profile on AW I was hoping we could chat.... fuck off wanker

Ofcourse we can chat! *Sends them prices for sexting/video calls & payment options*

Ana66

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15248 on: 22 May 2022, 05:32:53 pm »
Saw your profile on AW I was hoping we could chat.... fuck off wanker

"Hey, are you up?" (at 5am).
"Please text me when you wake up" LOL
« Last Edit: 22 May 2022, 05:35:11 pm by Ana66 »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15249 on: 23 May 2022, 12:59:19 pm »
Asked when I was free, so I responded with my availability for this week. Got a message asking if I can come today or only tomorrow. Today was not included in my list of when I am available. Don't even know why they bother asking just to disregard it. :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15250 on: 25 May 2022, 12:31:05 pm »
 Text " hi babe "

 ??? ???

SheffSW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15251 on: 25 May 2022, 03:03:36 pm »
Text " hi babe "

 ??? ???

I got a "hi, how are you?" WhatsApp the other day. Didn't open it and just received the exact same message again today.  ???

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15252 on: 26 May 2022, 05:52:45 pm »
Subject:    Availability request

I can honestly say I have never wanted to jump through a screen so much as when reading your profile! WOW! x




Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15253 on: 26 May 2022, 06:26:58 pm »
Asked when I was free, so I responded with my availability for this week. Got a message asking if I can come today or only tomorrow. Today was not included in my list of when I am available. Don't even know why they bother asking just to disregard it. :FF
I got something similar via email .. I got sarcastic in my reply by saying ..I thought my working days were on the profile,were you not able to view that information? . Do please let me know if it wasn't visable . He didn't reply !!!

SheffSW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15254 on: 27 May 2022, 11:24:12 am »
I got something similar via email .. I got sarcastic in my reply by saying ..I thought my working days were on the profile,were you not able to view that information? . Do please let me know if it wasn't visable . He didn't reply !!!

Ah, typical.  :P



Someone asked if I was available today and I said I have covid so can't meet. He replied he isn't bothered and just wants me on his face.  :FF