Here's one from last week.
Him: So you offer extras in your services, what are those extras?
Me: I dont go into details about it, but you can just tell me what it is specifically you want
Him: (rambles on, says nothing about what he wants, probably doesnt know)
Me: Like I said, I do offer extras but I wont go into details of it over the phone. What time do you have in mind?
him: In about 30 minutes to an hour.
Me: Ok, whats the address?
Him: Well, I have to think about it some more
Me: Think about what? Look, at this point you clearly have no idea what you want. If you cant let me know what it is you want, dont call me unless you have it figured out.
Oil-slick bastard. Trying to trick me into talking dirty over the phone.