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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14715 on: 02 October 2021, 03:40:45 pm »
A call today was in a hurry to know where I was located and when I was available. This always rings alarm bells in my head. I'd got up late so bumped him to 2pm and he was "Ok"and stuff and rang off. I really hate these kinds of calls like they're a just in town for the moment fuck and run, or not sincere about a booking and just going through the motions.

Before the pandemic most sincere clients would be happy with any time arrangement as they were into me. Post-pandemic  I'm not getting a lot of calls like this. They're mostly flakey calls.

Jadine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14716 on: 04 October 2021, 08:42:24 pm »
Met this tosser months ago , everytime he wants see me I’m busy doing other stuff , he ignored my last message months ago when I was unable to see him , he messages today before 6am on about my phone number could he have it again ? as reckoned he lost it ( more like deleted ) says he  see me in a few days , I went out and the silly bastards messaged if can see me ? I explained I was out and could do this afternoon, ignored me again , can’t be doing with ignorant pricks , his now blocked .

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14717 on: 17 October 2021, 05:09:23 pm »
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Hi I know you dont offer escort bookings but could you do mummy roleplay and could I be a regular ..
The most ridiculous message ever
I only offer phone chat  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14718 on: 18 October 2021, 05:38:56 pm »
Guarantee whenever I’m sat about I don’t get much emails only off dickheads then as soon as I decide to go out the genuine sounding ones  always want to see me ,  instead of messaging first thing they expect you to see them just like that , I did one I managed to get with a cancellation appointment elsewhere then lost out on another 3 punters  one whose a regular , can bet when I stay in tomorrow it be dead  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14719 on: 21 October 2021, 10:57:14 pm »
Had quite a few this week but I won't bore the tits off everyone..

Him: Hiya have seen your profile and pictures nipples, wow
Me: Thanks I think. Did you want a booking?
Him: Hi just in the bath call u soon
Me: I don't take calls it's text only
Him: May I ask if you're married please
Me: None of your business I'm afraid
Him: ?
Me: My personal life has nothing to do with you
Him: Silence
Me: And you're blocked. Buh bye

I have a feeling this guy contacted me on AW a while ago saying he only saw single girls, idiot..

This one I admit to being on a wind up because usually a "Hey" gets met with a block...

Him: Hey
Me: Can I help you?
Him: Maybe
Me: Well do you want a booking?
Him: I do need to see someone
Me: Well you're not going to get far without supplying the basic information required
Him: Which is
Me: Seriously? What do you think it is? Take a wild guess
Him: Sorry I know address and time but I like knowing what the meet is like and what you enjoy
Me: Piss off you timewaster

Any my favourite bricky misogynist came back to brighten my day on a different number..

Rings me and I ignore
Me: Text only thanks
Him: Hi hun ime Phil ime 56i need cheering up I think you can do it xx
Me: (I recognised his text style immediately) You a bricky?
Him: Yes
Me: New number then? You got amnesia about our last conversation where you said "Fuck me you smart arse Fuck do one" Now you're blocked on this number too. Tootles
Him: Nice girl
Me: Luckily I couldn't give a shiny shit what you, or anyone else thinks of me. Have a nice life
Him: Whois this
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14720 on: 23 October 2021, 04:44:37 pm »
What kind of fool am I?
Another man in his 60s just big fat-ass, ignoring clear instructions.

Me spoken call -'ring at 3.30 to confirm'
Him spoken call- 'ok, 3.30.'
He texts at 11.00 this morning confirming his 4.00 booking.

That's not what I told him or how I arrange bookings. But some pepe's create their own booking system and impose on us.

It's no use to me. I text him to confirm at 3.30. send him 2 texts clarifying this and say if he can't do that let me know. He texts ok.

I've given this simple instruction to this pepe three times now.
But having teeny weeny doubts he's paying close  attention.

So 3.30 I'm doing other fun stuff away from my place as I never get ready till they're at my landmark. He rings at 3.50 saying he's at X tube and will be 10 minutes late. That's with a time-machine, cause I know the tube map and it's a 20 minute journey.

By this time I'm toddling home for some decaff and hobnobs.
If they can't follow simple instructions not my probs.
« Last Edit: 23 October 2021, 06:37:42 pm by saltysweet »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14721 on: 26 October 2021, 11:19:59 am »
Had a returner try to book this morning. At the time of the booking he texts to say he's running 10mins late.

Wouldn't have minded but he'd texted 10mins before the booking too, to confirm location. Needless to say he was binned and is never welcome back

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14722 on: 29 October 2021, 08:12:32 pm »
How these randoms speak is quite chaffing and I'm not tolerating their blokey language very well.

Random-Where are you?
Me-Where are you?
Random-I'm in ----fordshire so I want to know if it's worth driving up. Cause if you're in (area) ...it's not. :)

A bit of positive rewording might oil the wheels a tiny weeny bit. I'm always worth seeing.
I told him to ring back in an minute and blocked him.



Posh sounding chimp enquiring for a 15 minute booking. It's a very basic, cheap popular service explained fully on my website. No need for a big formal interview about it.

Chimp-I see you do XYZ.
Me-Yes I do.
Chimp- I want to know if it's something you actually enjoy. :)
Me-Look, you are aware I'm a professional escort not a prospective girlfriend? I'm not going to discuss my sexual preferences with you.
Chimp-Oh... :-[ I see  :(
« Last Edit: 29 October 2021, 09:41:11 pm by saltysweet »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14723 on: 30 October 2021, 10:42:36 am »

Posh sounding chimp enquiring for a 15 minute booking. It's a very basic, cheap popular service explained fully on my website. No need for a big formal interview about it.

That sounds like me with my spank sessions. All they're doing is coming to slap someone's backside. Hardly the need to have a detailed discussion.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14724 on: 30 October 2021, 11:58:19 am »
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Are you available for an evening date either next Friday or Saturday?

I’m a respectful African American guy former college athlete now in the corporate world. I’m in my 30s.

I’m very attracted physically to beautiful mature classy women.

Hopefully we can agree the details.

I can forward a few pics if you'd like.

Regards

******
Xx

Superficially, there is nothing wrong with this, however, it came through to my email and I was able to tell immediately it was a cut & paste message. Also, I have never used the word 'classy' in any of my advertising, and given there are zero pictures of my face anywhere online, it is somewhat presumptuous for him to call me 'beautiful', not least because this is another word I have never attributed to myself.

Mostly though, when are (some) men going to understand they must supply actual details such as time, location, duration/what kind of booking in their initial comms, particularly when this information is requested from me at the outset.

Oh, and what is it about wanting to send pictures? This is the third message in as many days where the sender wants to send me pictures of himself. This isn't dating, I don't really care what you look like!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14725 on: 30 October 2021, 08:48:07 pm »
Superficially, there is nothing wrong with this

There is, though. The obvious copy and paste, the reference to a 'date' instead of incall/outcall/booking, the stupid platitudes and the spurious crap about himself without any of the useful or necessary information you mention. Did he remember to fill your name in with a greeting when he sent it?

Unfortunately I think the illegality of punting/prostitution in the US fosters messages like this because they think they'll cover their tracks by making it sound like online dating. I used to get them by the barrel load when I worked in New York, and often longer and more detailed (including everything from age and ethnic background - neither of which I care about, but I appreciate that some people do - to height, eye colour, hobbies and interests and even tastes in art, music and so on). And never with any mention of what day/time they wanted to book and for how long; I added this requirement to my ads and took to just binning anything that arrived without it, and still they popped up several times a day.

When I get these here they always seem to be punters from the US too, so I reckon that's it - this neediness and attention seeking plus the inability to follow simple instructions (talking over me when trying to give directions on the phone and ignoring everything I say anyway because they MUST know better) has put me off them to the extent that if I see an American number calling I now think twice before I answer my phone.

I've taken down my email from my site but I know that won't work for you. Maybe a fabulously passive-aggressive autoreply? :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14726 on: 30 October 2021, 11:06:28 pm »
As it happens, somewhat surprisingly, he did use my name. That, or rather, 'Hey Miffy' were the only words present in his email. Underneath were three dots which I know only too well means a forwarded email.

I agree with what you've said about prostitution in the US, so I do tend to give them a little dispensation. However that said, I find those who are serious about seeing me use the contact form on my website, having devoured my website. The guy I mention in my OP contacted me directly from the ad, he didn't even bother looking at my website which was a huge red flag as my ad clearly states all new clients must contact me via my website. I guess listing my email is a good way of weeding out those who can't follow instructions. And that for me is what it is all about - someone following my processes.

I did give him the option of making contact via the form, however, I was met with the following response:

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I’m a normal guy. I was an athlete now I’m in the corporate world. I still stay in great shape physically. I love women and I respect them immensely. That’s my story.

So, what have I done? Well, I told him Tinder might be a better option. As for my email, it is now no longer listed anywhere online, including my site. Contact can only be made through a form. Tbh, this is probably for the best although it means that I may be missing out on more men wanting to send my their pictures. This is a cross I shall have to bear!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14727 on: 31 October 2021, 02:35:34 am »
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'I would love you to play the role of my girlfriend/wife who just loves fucking huge black guys infront of me! Acting like my slut wife and telling the black guys to punch me as they fuck you!'

 ;D Simple pleasures.
« Last Edit: 31 October 2021, 02:49:31 am by saltysweet »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14728 on: 01 November 2021, 07:24:00 pm »
Subject: Booking**
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Hi Babe,
I now get there on business a few times a month and looking for a nice genuine girl i can rely on to play with on a regular basis and your page got my attention.
I'm a honest,genuine and professional exec white guy,still slim and toned,well groomed and always make an effort to be fresh and clean, I'm a genuine 8"-9" and enjoys a nice mutual suck n fuck play time with a responsive and willing submissive companion and enjoys Domination & BDSM !!!
I stay in a very nice private apartment when i'm there.

Does your fee cover everything on your enjoys list ?

Looking forward to hearing back from you soon and arranging some fun

xx



Yeah, it caught his attention so much that he completely missed the first two lines repeated on every tab stating what information to send when contacting me. I don't give a shit about any of what he sent me, only what he didn't send.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14729 on: 01 November 2021, 07:35:09 pm »
^^

I am convinced that message has appeared in this thread before!

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a nice mutual suck n fuck play time


This phrase is the worst.

I sometimes wonder if men who send messages like that actually have any success in getting an escort to respond in the affirmative?