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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14595 on: 17 July 2021, 04:30:41 pm »
It may seem rude and impatient but I've started hanging up on callers that ask a series of questions for basic info like the cost of a booking and my location. I'm just tired of it when they should be checking that on the ad first
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14596 on: 17 July 2021, 05:56:08 pm »
I just switch off too Maz
Pointless carrying on isn't it
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Sophine88

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14597 on: 17 July 2021, 06:34:48 pm »
I’m always getting calls from drug taking clients who obviously haven’t bothered to read in the first line of my ad that I explicitly have no interest in drugs or drug users. I get all sorts of weirdos using strange pseudonyms to refer to their drugs. One guy called me last night and asked if he booked me would I supply some medicine. Other guys asked if I supply festa. Spanish for party I believe. Don’t know how anyone has the patience for meeting drug users. I did before and just didn’t take drugs but they’re always the weirdest clients so I don’t anymore.
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HiddenTalents02

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14598 on: 17 July 2021, 09:26:11 pm »
Just a text saying
‘Send adres pls’
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14599 on: 18 July 2021, 01:39:32 am »
Quote from: HiddenTalents02 on 17 July 2021, 09:26:11 pm
Just a text saying
‘Send adres pls’

This is where you either copy/paste the local cop shop or comedy stand up place😆.

“Meet you in 15? I’ll be in all blue.”💙
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An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14600 on: 18 July 2021, 06:23:34 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 18 July 2021, 01:39:32 am
This is where you either copy/paste the local cop shop or comedy stand up place😆.

“Meet you in 15? I’ll be in all blue.”💙
Haha!
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Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14601 on: 18 July 2021, 06:51:47 am »
Can I come over

Various others including 2 separate texts from same number (who's never contacted me before) ;

U free

Town name?

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TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14602 on: 18 July 2021, 09:05:25 am »
Quote from: Sophine88 on 17 July 2021, 06:34:48 pm
I’m always getting calls from drug taking clients who obviously haven’t bothered to read in the first line of my ad that I explicitly have no interest in drugs or drug users. I get all sorts of weirdos using strange pseudonyms to refer to their drugs. One guy called me last night and asked if he booked me would I supply some medicine. Other guys asked if I supply festa. Spanish for party I believe. Don’t know how anyone has the patience for meeting drug users. I did before and just didn’t take drugs but they’re always the weirdest clients so I don’t anymore.
There is the odd client that I know who likes a line of coke and because I know and trust him, and he is behaved then I don’t mind him taking it, but what annoys me is that he insists I take it because he thinks it makes me horny!! Maybe 20 years ago coke did but any sexual thing is the last thing I want to do if I take coke, it just makes me ill and it’s all the crap it’s cut with.
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EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14603 on: 18 July 2021, 10:13:12 am »
Quote from: HiddenTalents02 on 17 July 2021, 09:26:11 pm
Just a text saying
‘Send adres pls’

Oh dear. Had so so many of these yesterday and this morning already, must be a plague of them at the moment, wish someone would find a cure for the idiocy. Ugh
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Infinity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14604 on: 20 July 2021, 05:17:39 pm »
I had a request from someone who wanted to empty out any semen from condoms ... and pour them in his mouth or belly ... lol !

i didn't
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Welshchick86

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14605 on: 20 July 2021, 09:07:20 pm »
I had a request recently for me to sit on a live rabbit and squash it with my arse  :FF :'(
Replied and told him he was disgusting and reported to CE. He’d asked quite a few women the same thing! Vile vile vile!

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EnglishAmy40

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14606 on: 20 July 2021, 09:10:55 pm »
I've had these really weird texts recently giving me an address and then pretending to text me again in a panic asking me to please delete. Think it's one of those blackmail things? One text said he had money, but I'm sure he sends those texts to loads of people.
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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14607 on: 22 July 2021, 09:10:19 pm »
Him: Hi XXXXX, can I come and see you if instead of cash I give you 0.5oz of weed?

Me: lmao

Him: What about if I give you a full oz?

Me: silence
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14608 on: 22 July 2021, 09:38:07 pm »
Quote from: Maz on 22 July 2021, 09:10:19 pm
Him: Hi XXXXX, can I come and see you if instead of cash I give you 0.5oz of weed?

Me: lmao

Him: What about if I give you a full oz?

Me: silence
Come on, Maz - a whole ounce!  It's an offer you can't refuse...;D
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Sophine88

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14609 on: 23 July 2021, 02:19:14 pm »
Tantrictease I agree. Clients seem to have this delusion that drugs make you horny. They do the completely opposite for me hence why I stopped using cocaine with clients. It affects my performance greatly.

I hate drugs and they’re a massive part of the trans escorting scene in London so I’m finding myself
Loving touring to different cities where there isn’t a much of a drug culture and where I’m not getting a lot of booking requests involving drugs not that I take them anyway but I get sick of clients ringing up and the first thing they mention is party. It’s been made very clear on my profile that I don’t take drugs and I prefer clients don’t either if they’re coming to see me.
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