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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14565 on: 29 June 2021, 04:42:09 pm »
This one, I mean really. Blocked at "bby"

Him: Hello bby
Me: Really?
Him: My AW username
Me: That's correct. May I help you?
Him: I  want some loving 30 mins
Me: I suggest you go elsewhere. Thanks
Him: Saw u adult works ???

I dunno why but adult works reminds me of the bubble works ride that used to be at Chessington!
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14566 on: 29 June 2021, 10:03:24 pm »
This one, I mean really. Blocked at "bby"

Him: Hello bby
Me: Really?
Him: My AW username
Me: That's correct. May I help you?
Him: I  want some loving 30 mins
Me: I suggest you go elsewhere. Thanks
Him: Saw u adult works ???

I dunno why but adult works reminds me of the bubble works ride that used to be at Chessington!

Not sure why so many use the plural.

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14567 on: 01 July 2021, 08:20:06 pm »
From: Jessiejay271290
Hi baby
Received:
Hi beautiful how are you today plse never forget this you are so beautiful and pretty and you deserve to be treated and pampered plse can you forward your mob number plse plus I would love to treat you to gifts or cash so you can treat yourself plse discretion is key for both of us plse so plse don't worry speak soon plse save my personel mob number plse so we can text plse I also do have whatapp on my phone plse thx you
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14568 on: 02 July 2021, 05:03:15 pm »
From: Jessiejay271290
Hi baby
Received:
Hi beautiful how are you today plse never forget this you are so beautiful and pretty and you deserve to be treated and pampered plse can you forward your mob number plse plus I would love to treat you to gifts or cash so you can treat yourself plse discretion is key for both of us plse so plse don't worry speak soon plse save my personel mob number plse so we can text plse I also do have whatapp on my phone plse thx you
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Arrrgh!!!  Pedantic woman is having a meltdown right now!!!!!!    :FF :FF :FF

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14569 on: 02 July 2021, 06:53:55 pm »
ME: Why are you contacting me from two numbers at the same time?  Because there is...safety in numbers??
HIM: Because I have a personal one and a work one.
ME: ...and you are an equal opportunities phone-user?

BLOCKED.

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14570 on: 03 July 2021, 10:52:53 am »
ME: Why are you contacting me from two numbers at the same time?  Because there is...safety in numbers??
HIM: Because I have a personal one and a work one.
ME: ...and you are an equal opportunities phone-user?

BLOCKED.

I posted a warning for one of these the other day. I ignored both phone numbers he used at first but then he booked via a third number! Bastard

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14571 on: 04 July 2021, 06:43:14 pm »
This tit who rings instead of texting

Me: Text only thanks
Him: Do you have any time today, where are you based
Me: It says on my profile where I'm based, on the When and WHERE tab
Him: To be honest I've text a few so which one are you please
Me: Fuck off
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14572 on: 04 July 2021, 08:11:10 pm »
This tit who rings instead of texting

Me: Text only thanks
Him: Do you have any time today, where are you based
Me: It says on my profile where I'm based, on the When and WHERE tab
Him: To be honest I've text a few so which one are you please
Me: Fuck off

I’ve said this before here but .....

It’s FINE if you’re shopping around. Really.

Just mayyyyybe don’t tell ME about it?🤷🏼‍♀️ Cos that’s going to get you blocked. Duh🙄.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14573 on: 05 July 2021, 08:06:53 am »
I’ve said this before here but .....

It’s FINE if you’re shopping around. Really.

Just mayyyyybe don’t tell ME about it?🤷🏼‍♀️ Cos that’s going to get you blocked. Duh🙄.

I agree, it's fair enough re shopping around but if they don't know who I am, they can shove it. Same with those I call back that tell me they're sorted now.

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14574 on: 05 July 2021, 07:49:49 pm »
Got this  email this morning
Hey did you work in Heathrow before ?
Followed by are you real man ?
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sera_fin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14575 on: 05 July 2021, 09:21:06 pm »
This message:

Bonjour ********

Please read my feedback , I have done this many times and it is fun.

I am looking to set up.a 4 sum, in N15.


I like friendly but competitive erotic games. I have done 2, 3 somes and 4 sums with 2 teams. The aim is to produce a fair session so either side can win.

Stripping - each person has bra pants socks the idea is to strip the other(s) and get a dick or fanny

Foot fencing - you both sit facing with stockings. You have to touch the others fanny or balls with your toes.

Pegs - there are 3 small plastic boxes, one has a clothes peg. Boxes are hidden in socks and spread around the room . Naked and blindfolded you have to find the clothes peg and get it on the others nipple.

Cum - aim to get other to cum first, 69, finger, fuck
Ladies can use double headed dildo.

Your thoughts?

John
 

My thoughts are that I would honestly rather eat my own shit.
'The whores hustle and the hustlers whore' PJH

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14576 on: 05 July 2021, 09:39:42 pm »
This message:

Bonjour ********

Please read my feedback , I have done this many times and it is fun.

I am looking to set up.a 4 sum, in N15.


I like friendly but competitive erotic games. I have done 2, 3 somes and 4 sums with 2 teams. The aim is to produce a fair session so either side can win.

Stripping - each person has bra pants socks the idea is to strip the other(s) and get a dick or fanny

Foot fencing - you both sit facing with stockings. You have to touch the others fanny or balls with your toes.

Pegs - there are 3 small plastic boxes, one has a clothes peg. Boxes are hidden in socks and spread around the room . Naked and blindfolded you have to find the clothes peg and get it on the others nipple.

Cum - aim to get other to cum first, 69, finger, fuck
Ladies can use double headed dildo.

Your thoughts?

John
 

My thoughts are that I would honestly rather eat my own shit.

I swear, I am literally dead right now....that is hilarious.

Do people fall for this?

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14577 on: 06 July 2021, 11:20:06 am »
...It’s FINE if you’re shopping around. Really.

Just mayyyyybe don’t tell ME about it?🤷🏼‍♀️ Cos that’s going to get you blocked. Duh🙄.
+100!
Haha!

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14578 on: 07 July 2021, 08:06:00 pm »
I'm feeling distinctly forgettable lmao. Had this via AW today:

Can't remember for seen you before have you change your name

I mean if you're really expecting me to remember, you haven't got a hope in hell. Unless you're hella awful or hella nice, by the time you've got to your car I sincerely doubt I could pick you out in a line up
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14579 on: 09 July 2021, 02:45:37 am »
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'I would love you to play the role of my girlfriend/wife who just loves fucking huge black guys infront of me! Acting like my slut wife and telling the black guys to punch me as they fuck you :P ! '

I find if you scratch the surface a lot of straight clients have some saucy homoerotic BBC fantasy floating around one way or another. I never book by email which he's ignored and presume he's a tossbag so he gets trashed.
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