Him-hey you ok
Him-£20?
Me-I am fully booked everyday but sure I'll take £20
I literally found £20 on the floor the other day. Do better.
Him-U don't know what I was offering £20 for
Me-I wouldn't accept £20 for anything nowadays, Unless its a goodwill gesture
Him-So you wouldn't accept £20 to wash my car lol
Me-No, because I'm a bloody whore not a frigging car washer
Him - haha I'm only joking, how much is head and where are you based?