Okay so I usually just ignore and block these clowns but I'm so sick of getting asked stuff they would already know about if they read anything, so I amused myself. I don't expect to hear back!
Hi baby will u do bb I'm clean and willing to pay a lot more. Look forward 2 hearing back xxx
Hello!
Thank you so much for taking five minutes to read my profile. (He obviously didn't, or he would have found the answer.)
You surely understand I can't just trust a complete stranger's word and would need to be sure that you are clean, so if I were to accept your offer, I would obviously be unable to work for a minimum of 3 weeks as I would need to get tested and then wait for the results so I don't put anyone at risk. There is the chance you pass something to me and depending on what, would mean a further unknown length of time where I would be unable to work while I waited for the medication to cure the disease. £10,000 should cover these initial weeks.
Then, of course, there's the chance you pass on something that is not treatable, only manageable. If that were the case, I would never be able to work again. The average yearly cost of living is £20,000 so I would need a minimum of £1,340,000 since I plan to live until I am at least 100. Of course, I am also accustomed to having savings and being able to go on holiday, afford luxuries etc so I would need an additional £1,000,000 to cover those expenses.
Finally, I would have to inform my partner of our agreement who would without a doubt end our relationship as I would selfishly be putting his health at risk as well. We would both be understandably upset and so we would need to be compensated for the emotional trauma we would subsequently suffer through. £5,000,000 (each) should cover it.
Due to how high the health risk is, I will need the full amount of £12,350,000 upfront before any sexual activity takes place. I'm sure you understand. I look forward to hearing from you. xx