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Saffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14490 on: 03 June 2021, 10:10:27 pm »
Clown of the day by text - "You probably not use to someone of my caliber".

Me  -  "No I see a many of your caliber I just don't see your type which is clearly stated in my short and clear profile!".
« Last Edit: 03 June 2021, 10:16:23 pm by Saffy »
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14491 on: 04 June 2021, 12:23:15 am »
Quote from: Saffy on 03 June 2021, 10:10:27 pm
caliber

You don't see Americans?
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Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14492 on: 04 June 2021, 05:54:37 am »
Quote from: amy on 04 June 2021, 12:23:15 am
You don't see Americans?

Or low alcohol beer.
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Harriet_Lille

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14493 on: 04 June 2021, 12:29:10 pm »
Client: "Do you do taboo role play?"
Me: "What sort?"
Client: "father dusghter."
Me: " no absolutely not."
Client: "I will pay extra."
Me: "I won't do it under any circumstances.

Client then sends four mlur messages about it before I block. Him.
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14494 on: 04 June 2021, 02:00:03 pm »
Text convo

Him - Hi either next Tues or weds. I have to be in London. Would it be possible for me to wank and cum on your breasts in in half an hour appt. I am 55 and totally love this  XX

Me - Refer to booking instructions

Him - Go fuck yourself twat.

That escalated quick ;D
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Harriet_Lille

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14495 on: 04 June 2021, 02:03:10 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 04 June 2021, 02:00:03 pm
Text convo

Him - Hi either next Tues or weds. I have to be in London. Would it be possible for me to wank and cum on your breasts in in half an hour appt. I am 55 and totally love this  XX

Me - Refer to booking instructions

Him - Go fuck yourself twat.

That escalated quick ;D

Wow.
What a sad pathetic angry little man.
All because he was too lazy to book the proper way
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14496 on: 04 June 2021, 02:14:39 pm »
Yayy!  :)

Anger issues? I kinda like it when they de-select themselves like that, it saves me dealing with them.
But I also giggled at the 'polite to psycho' in 2 seconds flat.
« Last Edit: 04 June 2021, 10:10:23 pm by saltysweet »
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14497 on: 05 June 2021, 09:13:25 pm »
I had this absolute peach yeserday, I wonder how he talks to the other women in his life? Poor bitches..

Him: You free my babe ime phil 53
Me: I think you're missing some punctuation there?
Him: Pardon love forgive me I'm only a bricky x you in portsmouth
Me: Lol nope I'm not x
Him: Whot you r or your not x
Me: If you read my About Me and When and Where tab you'll have all the answers to your questions
Him: Fuck me you smart arse
Him: Fuck do one

As another poster above said, that escalated quickly lmao  ;D
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14498 on: 05 June 2021, 10:16:32 pm »
Quote from: Snow Whitest on 05 June 2021, 09:13:25 pm
I had this absolute peach yeserday, I wonder how he talks to the other women in his life? Poor bitches..

Him: You free my babe ime phil 53
Me: I think you're missing some punctuation there?
Him: Pardon love forgive me I'm only a bricky x you in portsmouth
Me: Lol nope I'm not x
Him: Whot you r or your not x
Me: If you read my About Me and When and Where tab you'll have all the answers to your questions
Him: Fuck me you smart arse
Him: Fuck do one

As another poster above said, that escalated quickly lmao  ;D
Ha ha .. mr charisma  !
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Harriet_Lille

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14499 on: 06 June 2021, 06:58:41 am »
Quote from: saltysweet on 04 June 2021, 02:14:39 pm
Yayy!  :)

Anger issues? I kinda like it when they de-select themselves like that, it saves me dealing with them.
But I also giggled at the 'polite to psycho' in 2 seconds flat.

At least that lot weed themselves out so we dont have to.
The next group are those who book the proper way but still ask questions that are answered on my profile.
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14500 on: 06 June 2021, 11:42:32 am »
"Bare back hun"

Reply "Learn to read hun"

Blocked forever........
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14501 on: 06 June 2021, 12:23:08 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 06 June 2021, 11:42:32 am
"Bare back hun"

Reply "Learn to read hun"

Blocked forever........
I want to wind one of these clowns up.
Ie give them the postcode of the local pizza takeaway location
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14502 on: 06 June 2021, 12:47:44 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 06 June 2021, 12:23:08 pm
I want to wind one of these clowns up.
Ie give them the postcode of the local pizza takeaway location

I'm outcall but yeah, I mean, that must be a wind up merchant because I cannot imagine anyone being so insanely stupid that they think I would respond to that.  No introduction, no nothing and also clearly hadn't bothered to read the profile at all.
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14503 on: 06 June 2021, 01:37:16 pm »
Insanely stupid you got it right there.
Because that's what they are.
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14504 on: 06 June 2021, 03:28:44 pm »
Subject: Want to meet
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Hi! I'm from *** area. I was wondering where about in **** you live because I don't drive so have to be close!  Also I won't be able to resist for long because it will be my first time!!  Could you plz tell me where about in ***** are you!!🙂
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