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Supergirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14400 on: 15 April 2021, 09:10:08 am »
Woke up to a lovely email this morning

"You good at deep throat? Need a girl who can take my whole big cock"

I don't normally reply but who wants to wake up to that!?
I replied  with "Hi and thanks for your charming introduction. I'm sure your large penis is as real as your manners"

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14401 on: 15 April 2021, 11:32:40 am »
Woke up to a lovely email this morning

"You good at deep throat? Need a girl who can take my whole big cock"

I don't normally reply but who wants to wake up to that!?
I replied  with "Hi and thanks for your charming introduction. I'm sure your large penis is as real as your manners"

I would of added this word lol

I'm sure your Imaginary .... 

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14402 on: 15 April 2021, 07:34:56 pm »
Subject: Fancy it?

Message: Fir young lad in your bed in an hour?

I was two hours late reading his message and needless to say I deleted on receipt  ;D
The future is for those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14403 on: 16 April 2021, 10:10:38 pm »
I seem to be repeating myself a lot to what seem like intelligent, professional, white collar blokes.
The lockdown has rot their brains to mush.
It's time to put the phone down and block rather than babytalk grown adults.

Me-What would you like to book?
TweedleDee- An hour
Me- Yes and what would you like in the hour?
TweedleDeeYee- Oh! a massage and sex.
Me-I don't mix the two.
TweedleDee- Can I have massage with a b..i..t of sex?
Me- I don't mix the two.
TweedleDee-ok ???

....a few seconds later he's crashed my boredom barrier.
Me- Let's not waste each others time here shall we. Goodbye.


How the F do they actually communicate with civvy women-semaphore?
Or do civvy chicks just accept this kind of oddness?
« Last Edit: 17 April 2021, 01:59:49 am by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14404 on: 17 April 2021, 04:04:24 pm »
I seem to be repeating myself a lot to what seem like intelligent, professional, white collar blokes...
...How the F do they actually communicate with civvy women-semaphore?
Are there actually any women where these "try-it-on-ers" come from (namely, Planet Narcopath)?
;D
(I nicked that joke from another member by the way, haha!)

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14405 on: 17 April 2021, 05:17:57 pm »
 :)
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

sera_fin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14406 on: 18 April 2021, 09:45:23 am »
message on AW this morning

I want you on your back as I grab each ankle and throw them back ! Pushing my thick young white cock deep inside you as I wrap my arm around your neck and pull you closer into me ! I whisper in your ear how sexy you are as I start to drive my thick cock in and out of your soaking wet pussy x
Imagine me spreading you wide, slowly running my hands up your thighs as I grab them ankles and spread you apart! My tongue running all the way up your slit until I grab your clit between my lips and start sucking gently !
'The whores hustle and the hustlers whore' PJH

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14407 on: 18 April 2021, 07:00:09 pm »
message on AW this morning

I want you on your back as I grab each ankle and throw them back ! Pushing my thick young white cock deep inside you as I wrap my arm around your neck and pull you closer into me ! I whisper in your ear how sexy you are as I start to drive my thick cock in and out of your soaking wet pussy x
Imagine me spreading you wide, slowly running my hands up your thighs as I grab them ankles and spread you apart! My tongue running all the way up your slit until I grab your clit between my lips and start sucking gently !

OMG,  that....that's just about killed me.  I'm dead now. 

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14408 on: 18 April 2021, 07:19:49 pm »
Sera ~ we’re all agog to hear about this incredible, amazing night you of course availed yourself of with this guy (for free), then made him brekkie in the a/m & sent him off with a kiss💋.

WE NEED DETAILS, DAMMIT!!!!!🤷🏼‍♀️
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

JaneDough

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14409 on: 19 April 2021, 01:31:29 am »
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« Last Edit: 03 May 2021, 04:09:03 pm by JaneDough »

TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14410 on: 19 April 2021, 01:54:22 am »
“Hiya looking good on AW” with zero questions about a booking, like IGAFF that some perv likes to trawl thru sex for sale sites, looking at pics and not booking but contacting to say that I’m looking good....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET A FUCKING LIFE!

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14411 on: 19 April 2021, 06:48:03 pm »
Sorry but aren't most adult cocks brown? Not white. #justsayin'
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EveEveEve

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14412 on: 21 April 2021, 02:55:23 pm »
“Hiya looking good on AW” with zero questions about a booking, like IGAFF that some perv likes to trawl thru sex for sale sites, looking at pics and not booking but contacting to say that I’m looking good....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET A FUCKING LIFE!

Had a version of this the other day

I just wanted to email you saying I love your pictures, your boobs look amazing ?????? would love to have my face in them but doubt my wife would appreciate it.. Will just have to keep admiring from here ??

DarcyLady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14413 on: 23 April 2021, 09:56:10 pm »
'You are going to love my cock.'

No, I'm not going to care about your cock at all.

linglau

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14414 on: 24 April 2021, 12:19:11 pm »
I would of added this word lol

I'm sure your Imaginary .... 
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