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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14340 on: 31 March 2021, 06:48:41 pm »
This nob head who's been blocked pretty much since he first messaged me..

At 03.41am last night, just one word "available"
Like, seriously?
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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14341 on: 31 March 2021, 09:01:48 pm »
Quote from: Snow Whitest on 31 March 2021, 06:48:41 pm
This nob head who's been blocked pretty much since he first messaged me..

At 03.41am last night, just one word "available"
Like, seriously?

Lol I had one of those the other day. Just one word questions

One from yesterday I could tell was a time waster straight away
Him: are you available today for a booking?
Me: hello,  yes I'm available
Him: what will you be wearing when I arrive?
Me: clothing

Silence after that.

Another just now...

Him: are you free this evening for 30mins?
Me: yes I could do 8pm
Him: ok £90 and in Doncaster?
Me: yes
Him: do you offer anything for 15mins or is it just 30?
Me: what does my advert say? I'm no longer free this evening now
Him: I don't know I didn't read it
Me: clearly you did, you knew the location and rates. Common sense to read the advert first really
Him: I looked at the price, pictures and location. Maybe it is but I couldn't really care less about the drivel half of them have written on there
Me: then why enquire at all then? Lucky I'll never have to pay someone to fuck me
Him: sure
Me: should've gone to specsavers
Him: why are you still talking?
Me: just making a point, I'm done now. Good luck with your cheapskate 15mins
Him: lol, ok

Maybe I could've been more grown up about it but he deserved it
« Last Edit: 01 April 2021, 03:00:07 pm by Maz »
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14342 on: 01 April 2021, 07:32:52 pm »
Quote from: Maz on 31 March 2021, 09:01:48 pm
Him: I looked at the price, pictures and location. Maybe it is but I couldn't really care less about the drivel half of them have written on there


Maybe I could've been more grown up about it but he deserved it

Yes he did deserved every bit of it. See how controlling he was at the end? I like to play with them for my market research too, pick their brains a bit. He's honestly explained why he doesn't bother. I felt for a long time they regard reading providers bios as a waste of time. That's their perogative says Bobby Brown. But it's a red flag that always gets a refusal from me too.
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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14343 on: 01 April 2021, 08:00:23 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 01 April 2021, 07:32:52 pm
Yes he did deserved every bit of it. See how controlling he was at the end? I like to play with them for my market research too, pick their brains a bit. He's honestly explained why he doesn't bother. I felt for a long time they regard reading providers bios as a waste of time. That's their perogative says Bobby Brown. But it's a red flag that always gets a refusal from me too.

His comments were completely unnecessary, the absolute tosser. Seem to be attracting no end of time wasters lately and guys wanting more for less.  :FF
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14344 on: 01 April 2021, 09:38:53 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 01 April 2021, 07:32:52 pm
Yes he did deserved every bit of it. See how controlling he was at the end? I like to play with them for my market research too, pick their brains a bit. He's honestly explained why he doesn't bother. I felt for a long time they regard reading providers bios as a waste of time. That's their perogative says Bobby Brown. But it's a red flag that always gets a refusal from me too.

If they don't give a shit what we're all about why should we extend them the same courtesy?
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14345 on: 02 April 2021, 03:47:40 pm »
Quote from: fallen angel on 01 April 2021, 09:38:53 pm
If they don't give a shit what we're all about why should we extend them the same courtesy?

Yes, I see what you mean. I used to dismiss them immediately. Rinsing them for information helps me understand their motivation. Hopefully I can manipulate the next 'gormless caller' who I'd normally flick off - into being a client. When I have the patience!
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14346 on: 03 April 2021, 07:58:17 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 31 March 2021, 01:47:18 pm
Similar...
Him'-How's you're availability?'
Me'-Fine  :)'
Him- 'What :(?'
Yahaha!
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14347 on: 03 April 2021, 07:59:34 pm »
Quote from: Maz on 31 March 2021, 09:01:48 pm
Him: are you available today for a booking?
Me: hello,  yes I'm available
Him: what will you be wearing when I arrive?
Me: clothing

Silence after that.
Haha!
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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14348 on: 03 April 2021, 08:29:18 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 02 April 2021, 03:47:40 pm
Yes, I see what you mean. I used to dismiss them immediately. Rinsing them for information helps me understand their motivation. Hopefully I can manipulate the next 'gormless caller' who I'd normally flick off - into being a client. When I have the patience!

You'll have to give tips SS!
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14349 on: 03 April 2021, 08:44:25 pm »
Had a couple which I couldn't resist engaging with..

Him: Hi are you playing?
Me: Playing what exactly?
Him: Role play
Me: I never do role-playing, costumes or any other similar nonsense (Here's where I would have bowed out if I was him)
Him: You ok for normal time

I'm not actually sure wtf normal time is?!  ;D

Him: Hi are you free today?
Me: Possibly later. Did you have a time in mind? How long?
Him: I was hoping to sneak out to get bj
Me: So you've not answered either question?
Him: Ok when ever your free
Me: Silence
Him: 15 mins
Him: 30 mins
Me: checked out and blocked
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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14350 on: 03 April 2021, 09:44:17 pm »
Quote from: Snow Whitest on 03 April 2021, 08:44:25 pm

Him: You ok for normal time

I'm not actually sure wtf normal time is?!  ;D

Haha
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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14351 on: 05 April 2021, 06:54:52 pm »
Message on AW

Him: Postcode for incall?

Me: *deletes message and logs out*
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14352 on: 06 April 2021, 07:40:17 pm »
Literally just had this bizarre conversation..

Him: Hi lady I'm John I'm a plumber gas engineer handyman if you need anything doing free x
Me: Don't you run a business then?
Him: Yes I do
Me: So why would you work for free?
Him: We all need some fun now and again
Me: Oh so you want my services for free? Uhm. Never Gonna Happen
Him: Not fun in that way id enjoy your company as I work it's my turn on
Me: But as I charge for my time I'd effectively be losing money?

Me? WTF
« Last Edit: 06 April 2021, 07:42:40 pm by Snow Whitest »
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14353 on: 06 April 2021, 08:47:33 pm »
Snowy, you get the oddest shit....🤦🏼‍♀️
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14354 on: 06 April 2021, 09:06:01 pm »
Quote from: Snow Whitest on 06 April 2021, 07:40:17 pm
Literally just had this bizarre conversation..

Him: Hi lady I'm John I'm a plumber gas engineer handyman if you need anything doing free x
Me: Don't you run a business then?
Him: Yes I do
Me: So why would you work for free?
Him: We all need some fun now and again
Me: Oh so you want my services for free? Uhm. Never Gonna Happen
Him: Not fun in that way id enjoy your company as I work it's my turn on
Me: But as I charge for my time I'd effectively be losing money?

Me? WTF

These men really will try the stupidest moves to get anything for free haha!! I’d rather pay double the odds than a client fo any of my handy work for free!
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