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Miffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14295 on: 12 March 2021, 01:18:41 pm »
I'm a  bit out of practice with answering calls so goofed a bit this morning. That aside I always like to know why they are booking me and a little about them as a person. There is also the extra of pandemic safety. Todays enquiry sounded decent enough but wasn't forthcoming. I know men can see women as a list of specifications and if you meet their specification you're fuckable. The thing is I do GFE and like things to be social. I shy away from PSE because purely physical sex does nothing for me as an experience and I'm not confident handling it. Under normal times if I was used to handling the PSE element of calls I might be able to screen them confidently but I'm not there yet with it. So I try to restart and get the prospective client to open up insted of rattling of specificaions. In the end he hung up when I said we had our wires crossed. I've found a lot lately have just been looking at my pictures and not fully reading through my blurb. I find generally I'm never happy with clients who haven't read my profile.

We hadn't actually got as far as discussing safety. I have a regular penciled in for this week and have a 14 day quanrantine between clients. This prospect wanted to see me either today or tomorrow and sounded keen but I couldn't in all honesty accept a call from someone who wasn't living as a hermit or working in a very secure Covid-secure and tested environment nor want to tak the risk of passing on something froma  client who was assymptomatic to a potentially vuilnerable client.

I'm left feeling like shit after this call. I'm doubting whether I handle calls well or am too jittery over the bedroom plus I lose out as I reject on average at least 50% of prospective clients. On the other hand I don't want to feel anxious or treated like a bouncy castle and take a client just for the money with a risk of something going bad.

Tickle, it's not you, it's him, and others like him who don't bother to read your profile properly and expect you to bend to their will, while not observing your likes and boundaries.


SW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14296 on: 12 March 2021, 03:11:51 pm »
If they genuinely want to book I find they don't get in their own way like that. They'll take the path to least resistance to getting their end away. They'll answer anything and everything if theyre horny  ;D

EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14297 on: 12 March 2021, 03:49:45 pm »
Hi sweetie
I am a dentist based in Colchester and I would like to offer you free dental care including teeth whitening in exchange for your services.
Would you be interested in this arrangement?
Looking forward to hearing from you

Tickle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14298 on: 12 March 2021, 04:26:29 pm »
Tickle, it's not you, it's him, and others like him who don't bother to read your profile properly and expect you to bend to their will, while not observing your likes and boundaries.

If they genuinely want to book I find they don't get in their own way like that. They'll take the path to least resistance to getting their end away. They'll answer anything and everything if theyre horny  ;D

All true. I find the clients who are too zeroed in I probably don't want to see. I'm happy with the clients who like to share a bit about themselves and indicate they have read my profile. I still feel like crap but I know what I like and what don't like. It's served me well so far so I'm not breaking with my routine.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14299 on: 12 March 2021, 05:33:12 pm »
...I am a dentist based in Colchester and I would like to offer you free dental care including teeth whitening in exchange for your services.
Would you be interested in this arrangement?...
I would love to accept your very fair and realistic offer, only Colchester is a tad too upmarket for the likes of me...

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14300 on: 12 March 2021, 05:36:27 pm »
Hi sweetie
I am a dentist based in Colchester and I would like to offer you free dental care including teeth whitening in exchange for your services.
Would you be interested in this arrangement?
OR: Sorry, I already have this arrangement with half a dozen sugar-daddies.  But thank you for at least not offering me money in exchange for my services as that would have been seriously insulting...

EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14301 on: 12 March 2021, 05:38:34 pm »
OR: Sorry, I already have this arrangement with half a dozen sugar-daddies.  But thank you for at least not offering me money in exchange for my services as that would have been seriously insulting...

Hahhaha - not sure what a teeth whitening goes for ? It could’ve be been a compliment right??
In what world ?! Seriously. Lmao

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14302 on: 12 March 2021, 08:50:40 pm »
TBF, dental🦷is mad expensive here stateside. Toss me his #, maybe he wants an older American 🇺🇸?
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An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14303 on: 12 March 2021, 08:52:38 pm »
Hi sweetie
I am a dentist based in Colchester and I would like to offer you free dental care including teeth whitening in exchange for your services.
Would you be interested in this arrangement?
Looking forward to hearing from you

I thought dentist are well off?

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14304 on: 17 March 2021, 04:53:51 pm »
double post

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14305 on: 17 March 2021, 04:54:13 pm »
"Available fti?"

I don't know what fti means?  ???

"I'd like to book I'm young, good looking, blahblah. "

 I really don't need to know what you look like and the ones that think they are good-looking (at least to the point of saying it out loud) tend to be arrogant twats that I don't want to see.  ::)

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14306 on: 21 March 2021, 12:35:13 pm »
NB: my advert currently says "OUTCALLS ONLY" no fewer than 6 times.

HIM: Hello.  I'm looking for an incall.
ME (cheerful, upbeat tone): Yeah?  Well, you have come to the exact WRONG place. (CHING).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14307 on: 22 March 2021, 01:57:43 pm »
When I ask if they know the fee and they say, '£££ should be enough'.
Statement or Question? I'm not sure if they're covering up that they haven't read it or what? I won't book them.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14308 on: 22 March 2021, 02:04:16 pm »
When I ask if they know the fee and they say, '£££ should be enough'.
...but SS, it's a punter's job to set an escort's rates.
Didn't you get the memo?
;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14309 on: 22 March 2021, 02:09:04 pm »
HIM: I see your advert says "outcalls only".  Can you do an incall, though?
ME: Oh, sure.  I just pretend not to do them as I don't want too much business.  Money is for losers, I say...