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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14145 on: 05 January 2021, 04:00:37 pm »
HIM: Can I book for Friday?
ME: Sure.
HIM: Great!  Can I have a secretarial look including mini-skirt, stockings, and suspenders?
ME: I am sure you look sumptuous in that outfit, but why do you need my permission for it?
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14146 on: 05 January 2021, 07:31:00 pm »
HIM: How much?
ME (feeling somewhat...opportunistic in response to his vagueness): Five million pounds (and that's just for a quicky hug).  Do you want to book?
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14147 on: 06 January 2021, 12:56:09 am »
Quote from: Braziliana on 05 January 2021, 04:00:37 pm
HIM: Can I book for Friday?
ME: Sure.
HIM: Great!  Can I have a secretarial look including mini-skirt, stockings, and suspenders?
ME: I am sure you look sumptuous in that outfit, but why do you need my permission for it?

What sort of Secretaries do they know?   ???
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14148 on: 06 January 2021, 01:46:32 pm »
Quote from: Nadya on 06 January 2021, 12:56:09 am
What sort of Secretaries do they know?   ???
Haha!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14149 on: 08 January 2021, 11:44:43 am »
The amount of bookings I have that want me to turn up in heels, stockings, suspenders and tiny miniskirt! I have to tell them if I wear a miniskirt my stockings and suspenders will be on view! But I can wear a pencil skirt or change when I'm there. Plus I only really do day time so it's not very discrete! 🤣🤣
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14150 on: 08 January 2021, 02:48:06 pm »
Quote from: Supergirl on 08 January 2021, 11:44:43 am
The amount of bookings I have that want me to turn up in heels, stockings, suspenders and tiny miniskirt!...
That's because punters think with their (excuse me) genitalia (...and mostly, this works for me and for all other prossies, I should think! ;D)
« Last Edit: 08 January 2021, 03:55:17 pm by Braziliana »
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14151 on: 08 January 2021, 03:04:27 pm »
Quote from: Supergirl on 08 January 2021, 11:44:43 am
The amount of bookings I have that want me to turn up in heels, stockings, suspenders and tiny miniskirt! I have to tell them if I wear a miniskirt my stockings and suspenders will be on view! But I can wear a pencil skirt or change when I'm there. Plus I only really do day time so it's not very discrete! 🤣🤣

The # of requests I get wanting me to open the hotel room door naked in just heels👠is mind boggling as well.

I always reply with, “I do apologize, but I’m unable to accommodate that request at this time.” 🙄🙄(as in EVER, you fucking moron).
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14152 on: 08 January 2021, 03:39:14 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 08 January 2021, 03:04:27 pm
The # of requests I get wanting me to open the hotel room door naked in just heels👠is mind boggling as well.

I always reply with, “I do apologize, but I’m unable to accommodate that request at this time.” 🙄🙄(as in EVER, you fucking moron).
Haha!
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14153 on: 08 January 2021, 08:43:06 pm »
Had to share this one, it's so bad it actually made me laugh..

Via email received 1.1.21

2.10am Hey! How you doing? x
2.27am Hot ? x
2.28am Hot ? x
2.32am X
2.52am Hot you are X
2.54am Hottie? X
3.21am Are you there ? x
3.34am ? XX
3.50am hot x x
3.53am Hot XXX

Imma take a wild guess and say he was under the influence of something?!

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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14154 on: 09 January 2021, 12:38:53 am »
Quote from: Snow Whitest on 08 January 2021, 08:43:06 pm
Had to share this one, it's so bad it actually made me laugh..

Via email received 1.1.21

2.10am Hey! How you doing? x
2.27am Hot ? x
2.28am Hot ? x
2.32am X
2.52am Hot you are X
2.54am Hottie? X
3.21am Are you there ? x
3.34am ? XX
3.50am hot x x
3.53am Hot XXX

Imma take a wild guess and say he was under the influence of something?!

What is he, Yoda?🤷🏼‍♀️

“Hrrmm yes, hot you are, hrrmm.”
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14155 on: 09 January 2021, 07:28:13 pm »
I'd like to think Yoda had a bigger vocabulary CelesteManchester  ;D
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14156 on: 09 January 2021, 09:59:51 pm »
HIM: How do I get to your room?
ME: You just walk in?
HIM: What about reception?
ME: They can book me if they want - and they'll be able to get to my room easily enough as well, I should think - but it will be a separate booking to your own...
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14157 on: 09 January 2021, 11:55:30 pm »
HIM: How do I get past reception?  And what do I get in a half hour booking?
ME: 1) You just walk past.  2) What are you after?
HIM: But what happens when I enter reception?  And what sort of things do you do in a half hour booking?
ME: Fuck this.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14158 on: 10 January 2021, 11:14:21 am »
HIM: Hi what included 30 minutes incall u services?
ME: the mean?  even What that fuck does
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14159 on: 10 January 2021, 01:35:33 pm »
HIM: Hello.  Can I make a booking for today?
ME: Sure.  What time do you want to see me and for how long?
HIM: This afternoon.  Not sure how long for.
ME: That's bullshit, dear.
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