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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13995 on: 04 November 2020, 09:32:19 pm »
Quote from: thickthighs on 04 November 2020, 11:33:10 am
does somebody’s account name on AW put you off accepting a booking? does the name conjure up all sorts in your head. I ask as I’ve just had an enquiry and their account name is pumpum stabba
lol how delightful

Certainly does.
Anything with bare in it is kind of a clue and names illuding to violence or disrespecting women are a no no.
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Petlover29

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13996 on: 04 November 2020, 09:36:58 pm »
😂
Anyone on adultwork  with the  username like ..

Stamina
Huge  dick
Ass licker
Hung
12inch

You just know straight away these kind of men  will either be serious tw or  be arseholes in the room

 
« Last Edit: 04 November 2020, 09:43:50 pm by Petlover29 »
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Miffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13997 on: 05 November 2020, 08:59:06 am »
Just now -

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Are you available now for outcall to me in Stratford E20?

No thank you, not least because of lockdown, I don't take same day bookings, I won't travel to Stratford etc etc.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13998 on: 05 November 2020, 11:42:28 am »
Someone who created an account yesterday on AW asking if I was available today...

Ah maybe a journalist or punter forum member then..

No thanks!
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Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13999 on: 05 November 2020, 12:17:58 pm »
Quote from: thickthighs on 04 November 2020, 11:33:10 am
does somebody’s account name on AW put you off accepting a booking? does the name conjure up all sorts in your head. I ask as I’ve just had an enquiry and their account name is pumpum stabba
lol how delightful

Can do I have mentioned it to a few enquirers in the past, they claim they are 'getting around to changing their name', same for names on email addresses.

The name is clearly aggressive and or a service I clearly do not provide. ::)
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Saffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14000 on: 06 November 2020, 12:34:08 am »
Second Appointment Timewaster.

You get these guys who see you once and then phone to waste your time.

I had this one come and when I went to let him in I noticed his top few teeth were missing.  I'm guessing this was from him being a heavy smoker as the rest were quite brown.  The last time I had a shock like this was when I opened the door and a 40 stone shut in was standing there! 

He was immaculately clean and showered and you could tell he was probably a clean person apart from his teeth. 

During the booking he.was going on about how he would like to book this place for me next time and I could use his American express blah blah blah...I just let  them fantasize away i am too experienced to fall for that. 

The other day he phoned to book again but I was already sceptical about him.  Anyway he didn't end up making a booking so I sent him a little message - no worries I expect you are saving up for some new teeth...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14001 on: 06 November 2020, 06:40:35 am »
Message at 3am
- hi you up and needing company?

 :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14002 on: 06 November 2020, 02:18:07 pm »
Quote from: Thoroughly Modern Millie on 05 November 2020, 08:59:06 am
Just now -

No thank you, not least because of lockdown, I don't take same day bookings, I won't travel to Stratford etc etc.

That same bloke contacted me at 7am asking for 'now'  what a tool.
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14003 on: 06 November 2020, 07:28:54 pm »
Not as many nob heads this week but still..

At 1.20am You available?
Me: At 1.20am? Seriously? I sleep like normal ppl..

Another one who I think must have got the wrong number?
10.16pm Hi houw you getin on with this lockdown? Mark?
Me: Hello, well as it's only day one so far, fine?
Him: Hiya it's mark just got home from work, in the bath now, call u soon
Me: Uhm I don't accept calls, it's text only?
Him: Silence

Why do I give a flying fuck you're in the bath? Eh?

Someone I blocked because he's an absolute tool, saved under "Glenn NO FUCKING CHANCE"
Hi babe how are you today and r u free
Me: Do you get charged by the letter? You is only a 3 letter word ffs

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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14004 on: 06 November 2020, 07:31:16 pm »
Almost forgot, the absolute gem who contacted me before asking if I played and fucked the WHOLE hour (piss off) contacted me with:
Hey babe are you available please for in call
PISS OFF!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14005 on: 07 November 2020, 11:31:57 pm »
Quote from: Saffy on 06 November 2020, 12:34:08 am
Second Appointment Timewaster.

You get these guys who see you once and then phone to waste your time.

I had this one come and when I went to let him in I noticed his top few teeth were missing.  I'm guessing this was from him being a heavy smoker as the rest were quite brown.  The last time I had a shock like this was when I opened the door and a 40 stone shut in was standing there! 

He was immaculately clean and showered and you could tell he was probably a clean person apart from his teeth. 

During the booking he.was going on about how he would like to book this place for me next time and I could use his American express blah blah blah...I just let  them fantasize away i am too experienced to fall for that. 

The other day he phoned to book again but I was already sceptical about him.  Anyway he didn't end up making a booking so I sent him a little message - no worries I expect you are saving up for some new teeth...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14006 on: 09 November 2020, 11:15:49 pm »
Another absolute classic from a complete gimp who likes to get in touch at stupid o'clock..

Gimp: Who's this?
Me: You just messaged me so..
Gimp: Sorry I remember now Haha sorry
Me: sighs
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14007 on: 10 November 2020, 10:21:32 am »
“Wots appin u”


That’s it, I shit you not
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14008 on: 10 November 2020, 11:41:17 am »
"were u live"



Really? REALLY??  ::)
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14009 on: 10 November 2020, 07:28:10 pm »
LOL Liverpoolgal123 do you reckon their phone company charges them by the letter?!

Had this one yesterday...

Him: Southampton? x
Me: Southampton what?
Him: Available there
Me: Nope and block!
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