I have literally had the week from hell in terms of timewasters and just plain awful human beings. So much so I actually felt like going up on my roof to check for a sign saying "Timewasters  & C**** welcome". The delights started last weekend..

Via Text

TW: Good evening gorgeous lady I'm H*** and I'm very much hoping that you are available tomorrow at 5pm for one our in call please
Me: Hello sorry I'm not working until Sunday
TW: Ah thanks for getting back to me baby but I can't tomorrow but can I please book an hour out call for Tuesday evening?
Me: You can certainly book an in call but I'm not doing out calls at the moment
TW: Ok babe I'm happy to visit you for an hour booking definitely  I love the feeling and I use working ladies regularly and as soon as I saw your profile on aw  you're pictures are smoking hot and I absolutely enjoy it more with the older mature lady especially with the body of yours!! Suspender stockings are a must please. So can you please tell me a bit more about your service don't likes etc ? I'm hoping you play and fuck for the whole hour?? Xx
Me: My likes are on my profile love
TW: SILENCE

My thoughts:

* I couldn't give a shiny shit about your prediliction for working girls
* I'm not sure I like being labelled an older mature lady? Is that a compliment?
*What are suspender stockings?
* Is it unreasonable to not want to fuck for a whole hour?

I have literally had the week from hell in terms of timewasters and just plain awful human beings. So much so I actually felt like going up on my roof to check for a sign saying "Timewasters  & C**** welcome". The delights started last weekend..

Via Text

TW: Good evening gorgeous lady I'm H*** and I'm very much hoping that you are available tomorrow at 5pm for one our in call please
Me: Hello sorry I'm not working until Sunday
TW: Ah thanks for getting back to me baby but I can't tomorrow but can I please book an hour out call for Tuesday evening?
Me: You can certainly book an in call but I'm not doing out calls at the moment
TW: Ok babe I'm happy to visit you for an hour booking definitely  I love the feeling and I use working ladies regularly and as soon as I saw your profile on aw  you're pictures are smoking hot and I absolutely enjoy it more with the older mature lady especially with the body of yours!! Suspender stockings are a must please. So can you please tell me a bit more about your service don't likes etc ? I'm hoping you play and fuck for the whole hour?? Xx
Me: My likes are on my profile love
TW: SILENCE

My thoughts:

* I couldn't give a shiny shit about your prediliction for working girls
* I'm not sure I like being labelled an older mature lady? Is that a compliment?
*What are suspender stockings?
* Is it unreasonable to not want to fuck for a whole hour?

Snowy!

I had a guy a cpl years back ~ I ended up saving him in my phone as Mr I Want My Full Hour😆, bc he did something similar lol. He says in text he wants to make sure he gets his full hour. Ok I’m thinking, clearly he’s been rushed out by someone, that’s wrong, I assure him I’m not like that (bc I’m not, unless you’re a douche), all seems well.

He calls for directions & brings it up again, exactly the same way. A tiny bit aggravated, I again say no worries.

He gets here & goddamn, it’s the 1st thing out of HIS MOUTH😡🪓.

This is by now, just unacceptable & I say, “There seems to be a real issue here Bob. Let’s talk about it, SHALL WE?” With my sternest look. Oh he doesn’t want to DO that🙄.

He pops while I’m still in my underwear🤦🏼‍♀️.

Well that explains a LOT. I don’t even remember if he stayed “his full frigging hour🙄”, but I know he never came back😆.

Hey there, how you doing and I know you don't include this as a kink or preference but would you consider offering breastfeeding?
Don't worry, I presume there's no milk...I just meant the act of breastfeeding??

My profile is focused entirely on giving submissive services. I wonder why I don't include it as a kink or preference? It also states clearly not to ask me for anything that isn't already listed because if it isn't there, I don't do it. 


hi can i get your snap chat to book in please
I don't even have snapchat, but is there suddenly a reason they can't book in using the method they used to ask to book in elsewhere? 

Why do guys say call me back if you change your mind ? LMAOOOOOOOO if you can’t afford keep scrolling 😂

My first text of the day....


Hi babe U available in 10 mins? I want you to sit on my face with you grinding your pussy juices all over my face and grind like you never have before you can put all your pussy juices in my mouth i want to taste your bum hole

I make it very clear on every tab to let me know date, time, type of booking etc when contacting me. It's the first thing on each tab, in bold. I also mention I don't give my number until we have arranged a meet. Also makes me laugh when they give their number and want me to contact them...erm, nope.

Hi babe want to meet when u free text or ring on xxx
Please see my profile for availability and booking procedures and get back to me once you know when/what you'd like.
....silence.

Hi I love the profile, send me your number please.
You love it so much that you didn't read it?
....silence.

Can't be fucked with them anymore. If they can't follow the basic directions of letting me know when/what they want, I'm not even trying to coax the information from them.  Even if it's otherwise polite and possibly genuine, nope. Fuck off. Follow directions.

does somebody’s account name on AW put you off accepting a booking? does the name conjure up all sorts in your head. I ask as I’ve just had an enquiry and their account name is pumpum stabba
lol how delightful