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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13965 on: 16 October 2020, 10:48:40 pm »
I fucking love Irn Bru, but it's not the same since they started putting sweeteners in it  >:(.

My contribution for the thread this week is a text I got yesterday that just said 'fuk ass yeah'. I'm not even certain that it constitutes an attempt to book ???

Man, that’s an all time low, smh. It’s THREE words!!! What’re you supposed to do with that!!!!!🤦🏼‍♀️🪓
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TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13966 on: 17 October 2020, 01:09:38 am »
Text received tonight from timewaster and/or fantasist and/or disgruntled previously blocked man “Your hot ;):FF

Me: Thanks but please only contact me if you would like to book me, and if you do then make sure you call me and don’t text, thanks x”

Him: I was going to book you but I think I’ll spend my money elsewhere since you have proved to be so unfriendly”  :FF

Me: Block

Petlover29

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13967 on: 17 October 2020, 06:08:27 pm »
Lol

I don’t do outcalls.. I prefer to only do incalls.. I had a guy who had 3 postive feeback email me asking if I could do an outcall .. I told him I’m only doing incalls but he can happily come see me when I was next working at my incall location .. his emailed me back saying

Well as common as this may sound but if you use what’s app, and you want to see a pic of me, I will take you out on a date...

Lol I emailed back telling him to try tinder!!!

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13968 on: 17 October 2020, 08:16:31 pm »
Him: would you like me to get some drinks in for our booking? What would you like xx

Me: Thank you that's so nice. I'd love a glass of chablis if that's ok?

Him: yes of course, I'll have it ready and waiting for you.

Him 10 minutes before the booking is due to start: I just went to Tesco and they didn't have any Chablis, so I got Irn Bru instead.

Yes Irn Bru. For the record I'm not Scottish, not a child, and have never even tried the stuff (and wouldn't want to.) Just why ???

#Dead
ROFL...What the actual????

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13969 on: 17 October 2020, 10:55:07 pm »
I don't know how I did it, but I turned this one done, big time. I am vanilla, more vanilla than a massive vanilla thing, so why?!

Via AW
Would be late evening mon to wed.
Want loads of cruel mean nasty verbal humiliation and some physical domination. Measuring. Taking pics. Even sending to friends. Make me gave it soft in front of u as that most embarrassing. Have u use big dildo infront of me and talk bout real men and make me tellyou bout exs cheating on me. But all though session u can edge me and tease me with you body. Simulate sexpositions when I'm soft with u laughing. Saying even though I pay I still can't fuck u. Wuth edging get me to point of cum thenstop with u laughing at how desperate I am and then waiting for it to go soft before u start again. At end a ruined orgasmwhere u get me to brink stop touching so it leaks out unaided?
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

Petlover29

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13970 on: 17 October 2020, 11:00:55 pm »
I don't know how I did it, but I turned this one done, big time. I am vanilla, more vanilla than a massive vanilla thing, so why?!

Via AW
Would be late evening mon to wed.
Want loads of cruel mean nasty verbal humiliation and some physical domination. Measuring. Taking pics. Even sending to friends. Make me gave it soft in front of u as that most embarrassing. Have u use big dildo infront of me and talk bout real men and make me tellyou bout exs cheating on me. But all though session u can edge me and tease me with you body. Simulate sexpositions when I'm soft with u laughing. Saying even though I pay I still can't fuck u. Wuth edging get me to point of cum thenstop with u laughing at how desperate I am and then waiting for it to go soft before u start again. At end a ruined orgasmwhere u get me to brink stop touching so it leaks out unaided?

I would have turned him down to.. he sounds like he would have been so hard work in the room.. there always a nightmare in the room when they send long sex messages of what sexual activities  they want to happen..

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13971 on: 18 October 2020, 02:50:28 pm »
I would have turned him down to.. he sounds like he would have been so hard work in the room.. there always a nightmare in the room when they send long sex messages of what sexual activities  they want to happen..

Me too, I don't mind femdom but he sounds like one of those bloody demanding subs who has to have everything EXACTLY the way they see them in their mind, you would have VERY exacting dress requirements also because 'don't you dare spoil his fantasy or what a tru domme looks like'.

Props to him for going to a professional at all though, many of these submissive types utterly resent having to pay and instead bitch about how many Dommes ask for tribute or gifts.  They want a woman to do all that work for the thrill of it alone.......

Yeah, because that scenario would be so exciting for the woman.

Miffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13972 on: 19 October 2020, 08:25:48 am »
Him - Could I see you next week?

Me - Yes, I could do Tuesday or Wednesday.

(Thursday night)
Him - Could you do tomorrow?

Me - No, I am busy and why I did not list Friday as a day I could see you when you asked. Also, and as you should know by now (and as mentioned several times on my profile and FAQs), I need at least 48 hours notice to make myself available.

Him - Oh, yes, I know that but I read your message and thought I’d ask anyway as Fridays tend to be quiet.

Me - ‘Fridays tend to be quiet.’ When have I ever stated that? Also, when have I ever been available (to you) on a Friday?

Sigh.




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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13973 on: 19 October 2020, 10:57:49 am »
Text comes through, I reply to say please call.
Phone rings, I answer..

Him: hi.... I saw your ad *queue giggling going on in the background* my eyes are already rolled into back of my head at that point.
Me: yes?
Him: well, it’s my pal that’s making me do this...
Me: you sound far too young. Goodbye.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13974 on: 21 October 2020, 11:30:21 am »
Call comes through

Me: hi
Him: hello, are you working just now?
Me: yes I’m working today
Him: do you fancy coming out to *his area*
Me: I don’t do outcalls
Him:where are you based?
Me: did you read my profile?
Him: no. (At least he’s honest?)
Me: well if you have a little read of my profile then call me back thanks
Him: so you don’t fancy coming out to *his area*?  :FF :FF :FF

2 texts after I hung up.
He’ll make it worth my while then another asking where I was based (so still not even read my profile  :FF )

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13975 on: 21 October 2020, 02:30:15 pm »
Call comes through

Me: hi
Him: hello, are you working just now?
Me: yes I’m working today
Him: do you fancy coming out to *his area*
Me: I don’t do outcalls
Him:where are you based?
Me: did you read my profile?
Him: no. (At least he’s honest?)
Me: well if you have a little read of my profile then call me back thanks
Him: so you don’t fancy coming out to *his area*?  :FF :FF :FF

2 texts after I hung up.
He’ll make it worth my while then another asking where I was based (so still not even read my profile  :FF )

I'm sure they never read the profile, I've had 4 texts today when it clearly says on my profile they have to call.
They all got one reply saying call me, surprisingly all but one did which leads me to believe they really do just look at the pics  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13976 on: 21 October 2020, 04:41:39 pm »

My contribution for the thread this week is a text I got yesterday that just said 'fuk ass yeah'. I'm not even certain that it constitutes an attempt to book ???

That's so gross Amy! What goes on in these little minds!! I'm sure in his head you swooned with pleasure at receiving those three little words  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13977 on: 21 October 2020, 07:08:19 pm »
I'm sure they never read the profile, I've had 4 texts today when it clearly says on my profile they have to call.
They all got one reply saying call me, surprisingly all but one did which leads me to believe they really do just look at the pics  :FF

Oh definitely; they look at the pretty pictures and text everyone they like the look of the same copy and paste "r u available"... Then when you respond  it's "which one are you?"- this drives me crazy. It's rude and they could at least read the basic info before contacting. I always reply with "... So you don't even know who you're contacting? All info is on my profile. "
Which is usually followed by
"Sorry, I texted a few. What do u do n how much (insert lame excuse about no WiFi connection or no data, often whilst using imessage to text me)"

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They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

MissElvira

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13978 on: 22 October 2020, 12:05:01 am »
Lately I've had the vileTW

Him via WhatsApp : "Hi are you available" @12:06

Him @ 12:31 "Can i call you mistress"

Me "Hi and sorry I'm not available"

Him "Not at all?

Me "Not today"

He then starts ringing my WhatsApp and I ignore, I've given him all the info He need.

His last message to me "I rang yeah bit you never answered?You probably just another old whore selling your flappy pussy for your husband pimp who sits at home looking after your kids. You look like a black man's who're anyway F##k off.

Me: Actually I got rid of my husband years ago, Kids at college and I pimp out my pussy for my own gain because.

Normally I just ignore but I was having a bad day and feeling like I couldn't be arsed with timewaster messages.

 Blocked and another added to CE.

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13979 on: 22 October 2020, 04:38:14 pm »
I’m sorry, but “flappy pussy” legit made me spit out my Starbucks from snort-laughing😆😆.

Damn you Elvira! This shit is expensive😆☕️!
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