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BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13950 on: 11 October 2020, 12:17:03 pm »
Guy contacts me yesterday for a booking today; "no penetration just kissing and touching " he seems OK, standard gfe stuff says he's disabled etc goes on a bit but thought there was a fair chance of it going ahead so I accepted the booking. Then he texts me today to ask if he can also have anal, anal play, and will you piss on me? Also in run up to booking will you engage in a role play via Whatsapp so it's like we're having an affair?
Um... No.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13951 on: 12 October 2020, 02:53:52 pm »
So at the end of the session the client asked if he can use the shower🚿, sure of course. He proceeds to ask if “the towels are clean?”

I dead pan, “No. Noooo, this hotel only gives us dirty ones.”

He cleans up with a WASHCLOTH🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ (flannel, for you guys).

As he’s leaving he says, “So. You don’t have Covid do you?”

By now I’m impatient. I reply he’s shutting the barn door🚪after the horse🐎has been stolen, & had he these concerns, he should’ve asked me when he ARRIVED, not as he was leaving. BYE! & not so gently pushed him out. 🙄🙄🙄
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Liverpoolgal123

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13952 on: 16 October 2020, 11:42:27 am »
Email: When you in Warrington

I didn’t reply as I read it just as my busy morning was starting and I really couldn’t put a sentence together that early.

Same fella: Well?

Yes I know I read the email and not replied but I think it’s just so cheeky to message that only 2 hours after the email has been read. I’m sure some clients think we just sit about waiting for them to message.
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Petlover29

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13953 on: 16 October 2020, 12:58:02 pm »
I had an email on adultwork.

He wanted to pay £15 for a 5min blow Job with cim..  he said he will only take 5 mins to cum from oral.. he actually had loads of postive feedback from other working girls.. which surprised me.. He got blocked from me!!

Don’t you just hate cheapskates


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13954 on: 16 October 2020, 02:06:01 pm »
Quote from: TheLastTime on 03 October 2020, 08:17:52 pm
Can the TWs get any weirder? This evening a guy text asking to me my first of the morning tomorrow, I said no as I find it a bit offensive when guys do that, as if we reset every 24 hours and are miraculously virgin escorts, ridiculous. Then I get this text back:

I have a fetish for seeing girls when they just wake up as I like the natural smell. It is not for everyone but to say this on intro put people off

Yeh you think. Get a girlfriend dude wake up with her.

I got an AW message a couple of weeks ago saying he liked the natural smell and for me not to wash. I ignored.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13955 on: 16 October 2020, 02:06:32 pm »
Quote from: Petlover29 on 16 October 2020, 12:58:02 pm
...Don’t you just hate cheapskates
Fuck YES!
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13956 on: 16 October 2020, 02:07:06 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 12 October 2020, 02:53:52 pm
So at the end of the session the client asked if he can use the shower🚿, sure of course. He proceeds to ask if “the towels are clean?”

I dead pan, “No. Noooo, this hotel only gives us dirty ones.”...
Haha!
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13957 on: 16 October 2020, 04:53:52 pm »
This weeks highlights (or should that be lowlights?)

Via text
Him: Hi. I like your succinct and straightforward profile, which is very refreshing on this site! I'm looking to meet on tomorrow evening for a couple of hours. Home for me is Okehampton, but I'm in Southampton overnight on Thursday (staying at Jurys Inn) and there is an "opportunity". Please feel free to call....

Me: I'm happy to host but I'm not doing outcalls at the moment. Let me know if you can come to me x

Him: May I call?

Me: No

Him: Just to check where you are and whether you offer owo?

Me: Read my profile, lots of lovely answers on there love

Him: Silence

Overnight Twat Caller last night

Rings at 1.40am
Texts at 1.41am: Hi are you available your green light is on

Me at 5.46am: The green light means AVAILABLE TODAY, that means WITHIN my working hours. NOT stupid o'clock (I block all late night twats so he's blocked at this stage)

Him at 9am: Ok thanks, can I still book?
Him at 9.01am: I'm looking for a slow lovemaking session lots of passionate french kissing, pussy licking, owo and sex ect
Me: You're blocked, save your messages for someone who's actually going to read them
Him: Why though
Him: It said on the profile if green light and out of hours you might still be available that's why I texted not called

Some other genius contacts me asking quesions that are answered on my profile, which I direct him back to..

Him: Hi yes I have read it thanks. I'm on site until about 11.30 I think. I'm new to this so looking for someone who does the owo etc Whereabouts are you
Me: Sigh and block
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Nelly

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13958 on: 16 October 2020, 06:19:15 pm »
Him: would you like me to get some drinks in for our booking? What would you like xx

Me: Thank you that's so nice. I'd love a glass of chablis if that's ok?

Him: yes of course, I'll have it ready and waiting for you.

Him 10 minutes before the booking is due to start: I just went to Tesco and they didn't have any Chablis, so I got Irn Bru instead.

Yes Irn Bru. For the record I'm not Scottish, not a child, and have never even tried the stuff (and wouldn't want to.) Just why ???
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TheLastTime

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13959 on: 16 October 2020, 06:24:53 pm »
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« Last Edit: 17 October 2020, 08:29:54 pm by TheLastTime »
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13960 on: 16 October 2020, 07:24:55 pm »
Quote from: Nelly on 16 October 2020, 06:19:15 pm
Him: would you like me to get some drinks in for our booking? What would you like xx

Me: Thank you that's so nice. I'd love a glass of chablis if that's ok?

Him: yes of course, I'll have it ready and waiting for you.

Him 10 minutes before the booking is due to start: I just went to Tesco and they didn't have any Chablis, so I got Irn Bru instead.

Yes Irn Bru. For the record I'm not Scottish, not a child, and have never even tried the stuff (and wouldn't want to.) Just why ???

He got you a soft drink instead? Or do you guys call it pop there? I actually had to look up Irn Bru since I’m stateside, but yeah, it’s like Sprite or Coke I guess. That’s about as far away from a glass of Chablis 🍷as you can get🤦🏼‍♀️; even I’m bright enough to realize that.

Sooooo tacky!!!!
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Nelly

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13961 on: 16 October 2020, 07:45:36 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 16 October 2020, 07:24:55 pm
He got you a soft drink instead? Or do you guys call it pop there? I actually had to look up Irn Bru since I’m stateside, but yeah, it’s like Sprite or Coke I guess. That’s about as far away from a glass of Chablis 🍷as you can get🤦🏼‍♀️; even I’m bright enough to realize that.

Sooooo tacky!!!!

Hi Celeste!! Irn bru (pronounced Iron Brew) rightly or wrongly is perceived as a "hard nut" drink, that some crazy would drink before beating you up. It's also bright bright orange and is said to ruin your insides!! (Sorry for perpetuating this horrible stereotype). So it's not just that he bought a fizzy drink instead of wine, it's that he bought the type of pop that crazy people drink   ;D

*dons hard hat before the Scots arrive*
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13962 on: 16 October 2020, 08:37:41 pm »
I fucking love Irn Bru, but it's not the same since they started putting sweeteners in it  >:(.

My contribution for the thread this week is a text I got yesterday that just said 'fuk ass yeah'. I'm not even certain that it constitutes an attempt to book ???
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13963 on: 16 October 2020, 10:43:31 pm »
Quote from: Petlover29 on 16 October 2020, 12:58:02 pm
I had an email on adultwork.

He wanted to pay £15 for a 5min blow Job with cim..  he said he will only take 5 mins to cum from oral.. he actually had loads of postive feedback from other working girls.. which surprised me.. He got blocked from me!!

Don’t you just hate cheapskates


They really don't realise how that just makes us dry up!
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13964 on: 16 October 2020, 10:45:53 pm »
Quote from: Nelly on 16 October 2020, 06:19:15 pm
Him: would you like me to get some drinks in for our booking? What would you like xx

Me: Thank you that's so nice. I'd love a glass of chablis if that's ok?

Him: yes of course, I'll have it ready and waiting for you.

Him 10 minutes before the booking is due to start: I just went to Tesco and they didn't have any Chablis, so I got Irn Bru instead.

Yes Irn Bru. For the record I'm not Scottish, not a child, and have never even tried the stuff (and wouldn't want to.) Just why ???

He knew damn well... he's just cheap!
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