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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13935 on: 02 October 2020, 10:15:48 pm »
So Snowy, you’re gonna see him, of course?🤷🏼‍♀️ 😆 Bc I know you can’t pass up all of THAT🙄.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13936 on: 02 October 2020, 10:55:44 pm »
So Snowy, you’re gonna see him, of course?🤷🏼‍♀️ 😆 Bc I know you can’t pass up all of THAT🙄.

OBS Celeste, can't fucking wait! LMAO
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13937 on: 03 October 2020, 10:20:08 am »
Oh good grief,  is there a barebacker playbook where they pick from,  I have had very similar long winded posts about how awesome they are before they ask for bb.

Amazing how many men are allergic to condoms in this population, far more than the general public.

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13938 on: 03 October 2020, 02:51:16 pm »
And this chancer...

Hello xx
I've been looking at your profile on AW so I'm sending you a email as the preferred means of communication.

Forgive the boldness but I like what I read and see and am hoping that you will consider meeting me. I live in the Guildford area and am wanting to meet a lady whose sexual desires and delights match mine as I would love to make the meet regular as this is my preferred style.

About me........ I'm a retired executive with a zest for life, very young at heart, slim build, fit, have all my own bits (hehe) good cook especially with a glass or two !!!!

I adore everthing about the ladies, looks smile eyes lips and value and appreciate all there is about a lady.
Sexually I'm more of a giver than receiver and revel in licking sucking your erroginious places so I can taste and swallow your sex juices. I like the lady to be vocal expressive and fully interactive with no inhibititions or hang ups.

Please do not get cross or upset but I need to explain why I'm asking this delicate question. I have an allergy to condoms as if my lips come into contact with parts of your body that condoms have they turn blue. As my love is giving oral throughout a meet, alternating between penetration and oral giving, my request is..... Will you conside BB/Unprotected? I know this is a big ask but please do not get offended as I want to be able to give of my very best. I've had a vacsectomy and am extremely aware and conscious of nasty diseases and am scrupulously hygiene attentive.

I can only meet weekday daytime and always do advance booking as I have to be very discreet and careful. I'm sorry for the long email but I did want you to have a complete picture. Kisses Tim xx

I wonder what your response to him was  ;D

I knew before finishing the essay it was a Bareback chancer.

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13939 on: 03 October 2020, 06:41:55 pm »
hope you are well darling , would you be up for giving a big black cock a good sucking soon? xx

Sigh.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13940 on: 03 October 2020, 08:17:52 pm »
Can the TWs get any weirder? This evening a guy text asking to me my first of the morning tomorrow, I said no as I find it a bit offensive when guys do that, as if we reset every 24 hours and are miraculously virgin escorts, ridiculous. Then I get this text back:

I have a fetish for seeing girls when they just wake up as I like the natural smell. It is not for everyone but to say this on intro put people off

Yeh you think. Get a girlfriend dude wake up with her. 


Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13941 on: 03 October 2020, 08:29:25 pm »
Dynamite Doll, my response was..

Sorry but my health is so much more important to me than a shag from a random stranger is  ;D
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13942 on: 05 October 2020, 03:17:59 pm »
Me- As you're not sure about the time I won't book you in yet
Posh bananahead-What does that mean?  ???
« Last Edit: 05 October 2020, 03:26:30 pm by saltysweet »

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13943 on: 08 October 2020, 09:20:52 pm »
I swear they're out to get me...

Him: Hi do you do fetish type meets for the right price?
Me: Nope
Him: You do sloppy seconds if I pay well?
Me: Piss off you timewaster. I can offer a punch in the throat for free if you're interested

Him: found you on adultwork
Me: Yep and...
Him: Can you breastfeed me
Me: Piss off!

And this TW I've encountered before via AW message:

Him: Hi would you see me tonight? X
Me: Dunno what time is tonight? And you've no feedback
Him: Yes I’ve never booked with anyone on here nor actually ever done anything as married. I do understand if you don’t want to no problem... I’d say for 9pm? X
Me: I think I'll have to say no sorry. I don't work that late.
Him: Ah no problem I was going out with my friends at half 7 to Nando’s and would then be able to have some spare time after. What time are best for bookings? I’ve not actually done anything like this before... I don’t think I’d be nervous etc I’d probably be able to do Tuesdays Wednesday and Thursdays between 10am and 3pm? X
Me: Just get in touch when you want a booking.

Jesus wept. The last guy was the guy who was worried he's that famous he'd be seen driving around town...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13944 on: 09 October 2020, 09:19:49 pm »
Dynamite Doll, my response was..

Sorry but my health is so much more important to me than a shag from a random stranger is  ;D

Should have replied I don't care if you turn into a fucking smurf, rubber up pal or use your hand, your choice
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13945 on: 10 October 2020, 09:13:28 am »
Him: hi are you available today at 12
Me: no sorry I’ve no availability today.
Him: can’t you plz squeeze me in
Me: sorry I can’t.
Him: what if I send you a picture of me and you don’t think I’m ugly?

Was tempted to say okay send, then say sorry still no availability  >:D but decided if he was a crazy dude it wasn’t worth it  ;D so just blocked and got on with my day.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13946 on: 10 October 2020, 09:18:16 am »
Someone sent me an email with the subject - all in caps - ‘boobs and vagina’

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13947 on: 10 October 2020, 12:21:13 pm »
Curvywench, who doesn't love a smurf right?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13948 on: 10 October 2020, 01:16:24 pm »
Can the TWs get any weirder? This evening a guy text asking to me my first of the morning tomorrow, I said no as I find it a bit offensive when guys do that, as if we reset every 24 hours and are miraculously virgin escorts, ridiculous. Then I get this text back:

I have a fetish for seeing girls when they just wake up as I like the natural smell. It is not for everyone but to say this on intro put people off

Yeh you think. Get a girlfriend dude wake up with her.

I'm refusing to see "first of the day" too. They are paying for for time slot and what we are doing before or after is non of their bloody business.

The same things goes with "last of the day". 99% wants to overstay their welcome and 1% is looking to steal our money.

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13949 on: 10 October 2020, 01:28:32 pm »
Should have replied I don't care if you turn into a fucking smurf, rubber up pal or use your hand, your choice

 ;D ;D ;D