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TheLastTime

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13935 on: 24 September 2020, 09:02:20 pm »
Give me strength. Missed a call, text my availability, get this in return...

I dont want a booking for today. Just wanted to get to know you a bit over the phone. Ill contact you again in a couple of weeks. Thanks

EveEveEve

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13936 on: 24 September 2020, 09:12:46 pm »
Give me strength. Missed a call, text my availability, get this in return...

I dont want a booking for today. Just wanted to get to know you a bit over the phone. Ill contact you again in a couple of weeks. Thanks

I’ve had this same request so many time recently. ??

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13937 on: 25 September 2020, 12:48:00 pm »
Give me strength. Missed a call, text my availability, get this in return...

I dont want a booking for today. Just wanted to get to know you a bit over the phone. Ill contact you again in a couple of weeks. Thanks

Is this the same bloke who contacted me some days ago.......'I want to get to know you'?  Are you Fing kidding me?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13938 on: 25 September 2020, 02:01:05 pm »
Is this the same bloke who contacted me some days ago.......'I want to get to know you'?  Are you Fing kidding me?

Fine as long as its  on phone chat at ££  per minute  ;D

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13939 on: 25 September 2020, 02:32:41 pm »
That would put me off seeing him altogether.  :-X

Same here.
Normally I would have a witty yet rude reply but at times feel like not worth it with such idiots.

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13940 on: 25 September 2020, 03:35:45 pm »
My aim was to accept all reasonable callers today even if they have irritating flaws as I'm usually highly selective.

He texted despite the first line on my profile saying don't text. I texted him to ring which he did. I asked him if he'd read the profile and he says 'are we going to talk forever' I asked him to repeat it so he could  remember his manners.Nope he repeated it .so i told him to fuck off.

Then a regular of four years who pays well chose to haggle a few weeks ago wanting 'corinovirus rates' and quoting the chancellors VAT cut. Today he opened the convo with 'time has passed' as if his money grubbing was forgotten, I told him I wasn't seeing him again.
« Last Edit: 28 September 2020, 11:37:59 am by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13941 on: 28 September 2020, 09:27:44 am »
Nervous first timer enquiring 'how to go about booking'.  I explained we need to know age name and occupation(the latter because of the pandemic).  When I further enquire 'length of meet' he thinks I mean the length of his own meat and replies 'slightly under 9 inches' lol.

It was rather amusing ....

Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13942 on: 28 September 2020, 09:56:11 am »
Nervous first timer enquiring 'how to go about booking'.  I explained we need to know age name and occupation(the latter because of the pandemic).  When I further enquire 'length of meet' he thinks I mean the length of his own meat and replies 'slightly under 9 inches' lol.

It was rather amusing ....

This really made me laugh my head off! Brilliant.

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13943 on: 28 September 2020, 01:07:54 pm »
Nervous first timer enquiring 'how to go about booking'.  I explained we need to know age name and occupation(the latter because of the pandemic).  When I further enquire 'length of meet' he thinks I mean the length of his own meat and replies 'slightly under 9 inches' lol.

It was rather amusing ....

Absolutely priceless!  Love it!   ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13944 on: 28 September 2020, 05:59:12 pm »
Nervous first timer enquiring 'how to go about booking'.  I explained we need to know age name and occupation(the latter because of the pandemic).  When I further enquire 'length of meet' he thinks I mean the length of his own meat and replies 'slightly under 9 inches' lol.

It was rather amusing ....

I genuinely laughed out loud! xx

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13945 on: 01 October 2020, 08:19:30 pm »
Him "I would like to book you for an outcall tomorrow night. If you are able to bring a friend I would pay £160 for that"

(Oh?  I didn't know I gave him the ability to set both mine and this mythical other woman's prices.)

Me "Each"

Him " No, altogether.

Me *laughing my ass off*

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13946 on: 01 October 2020, 11:30:27 pm »
Him "I would like to book you for an outcall tomorrow night. If you are able to bring a friend I would pay £160 for that"

(Oh?  I didn't know I gave him the ability to set both mine and this mythical other woman's prices.)

Me "Each"

Him " No, altogether.

Me *laughing my ass off*

FFS  £80 each to drag your asses miles over to his possibly shitty place and if he is that skint he most likely wont be up to much either... What are these guys on!???

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13947 on: 02 October 2020, 08:29:23 am »
FFS  £80 each to drag your asses miles over to his possibly shitty place and if he is that skint he most likely wont be up to much either... What are these guys on!???

It's not even that I don't think, I had someone ask me before to 'bring a friend'  when I instructed him to look at said friends profile he told me that he didn't want a sex worker  (because they only do it for the money, whereas 'I' do it for the sex he said, as if meeting me one time before gives him some insight into my mind and motivations.  I had to correct him and say, I absolutely do it for the money).

These blokes think we have a cache of 'mates' on hand that will have sex with strangers that don't want/need to be paid. Or we would be happy to share our money with her because it's half the work right?  It's cloud Cocoland!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13948 on: 02 October 2020, 10:34:52 am »
Oh and apparently he wanted a 30 minute booking, because yes, 30 min. threesomes are a thing now.

Twat!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13949 on: 02 October 2020, 03:47:29 pm »
It's not even that I don't think, I had someone ask me before to 'bring a friend'  when I instructed him to look at said friends profile he told me that he didn't want a sex worker  (because they only do it for the money, whereas 'I' do it for the sex he said, as if meeting me one time before gives him some insight into my mind and motivations.  I had to correct him and say, I absolutely do it for the money).

These blokes think we have a cache of 'mates' on hand that will have sex with strangers that don't want/need to be paid. Or we would be happy to share our money with her because it's half the work right?  It's cloud Cocoland!

We just can't win can we?
 If we are business like and don't really connect with them they say it's poor service and if we put on our best oscar winning performance that we are really enjoying our time with them they think we are totally into them and would likely do it for free!
So deluded!