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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13875 on: 07 September 2020, 06:25:45 pm »
"I don't really want to pay for pics when you could just send me one?"
(From a client who wants a 3 hour booking. Next week of course)
If the £2.50 bothers you so much I'm happy to deduct it from your £340 booking fee when we meet?
*Silence*...
Haha!

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13876 on: 07 September 2020, 06:28:45 pm »
Why of course it makes complete sense to give someone a freebie when you've been quite and therefore not making money...
Exactly, haha!

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13877 on: 07 September 2020, 06:29:03 pm »

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13878 on: 07 September 2020, 09:16:55 pm »
Subject:    Sexy

Hi




That's it. :FF Fuck off. I thought I'd have more patience than usual after a 6 month break to deal with the twats, but it seems I have even less!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13879 on: 09 September 2020, 05:39:52 pm »
Hey Eva, absolutely love your figure, you look amazing. Totally genuine Brighton guy here, just wanted to say that in my current situation I can’t afford your prices, but if you need a mature guy for videos, pics, webcam or to perform in front of clients, I’d be happy to join you if you could offer me a better price.

I’m 50, slim, well endowed, good looking enough and happy to send full naked pics if you ask.

Hope to meet you soon!


My prices are fairly low anyway from what I’ve been told by other clients and starting a message by haggling, having to confirm he’s genuine, and bragging about being well endowed... ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13880 on: 09 September 2020, 06:44:10 pm »
Hey Eva, absolutely love your figure, you look amazing. Totally genuine Brighton guy here, just wanted to say that in my current situation I can’t afford your prices, but if you need a mature guy for videos, pics, webcam or to perform in front of clients, I’d be happy to join you if you could offer me a better price.

I’m 50, slim, well endowed, good looking enough and happy to send full naked pics if you ask.

Hope to meet you soon!


My prices are fairly low anyway from what I’ve been told by other clients and starting a message by haggling, having to confirm he’s genuine, and bragging about being well endowed... ::)

How deluded some men can be never ceases to amaze me.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13881 on: 09 September 2020, 07:21:40 pm »
Why do they think I want to see their feckin pictures too?  I have had a few men say they are 'happy to send pics'  Mate, I don't give a toss what you look like.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13882 on: 09 September 2020, 07:29:00 pm »
...Totally genuine Brighton guy here, just wanted to say that in my current situation I can’t afford your prices, but if you need a mature guy for videos, pics, webcam or to perform in front of clients, I’d be happy to join you if you could offer me a better price...
Well, if you don't want him Eva, please send him my way!
It's the "genuine Brighton guy" that sells the guy for me, personally - my dream come true... ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13883 on: 09 September 2020, 07:30:07 pm »
Why do they think I want to see their feckin pictures too?  I have had a few men say they are 'happy to send pics'  Mate, I don't give a toss what you look like.
Exactly!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13884 on: 09 September 2020, 08:38:55 pm »
Well, if you don't want him Eva, please send him my way!
It's the "genuine Brighton guy" that sells the guy for me, personally - my dream come true... ;D

Yeah, the 'genuine' ones are always fake. Always!  ::) ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13885 on: 09 September 2020, 11:22:53 pm »
Just had these two absolute beauties within 10 minutes of each other :

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Subject: newly married

Hi,�

I have never cheated on my wife... dated for 9yrs, got married in Feb. Always cheated before her and would LOVE to break my wedding vows with you...�

Homewrecking? Nonconsent? Pregnancy risk? All of the above? I am really keen to be as bad as possible with you... I love roleplay... cheating ones where you pretend to be my wife's bestfriend or colleague or younger sister, control ones where I am your dr or teacher, consentual nonconsent, caught short, desperate to pee and therefore weeing in front of me on the floor or the bed... anything that means you end up naked, cuming on my married tongue and then dripping my cum from your tight little pussy...

Love the idea of eating your pussy... fingering you so my wedding ring caresses your clit while you slag her off...�

Would you meet? Can you whatsapp?�

XxxxxxX

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Subject:
Filth

Would you piss in my mouth, force me to rim you (facesit) eat you out, foot job and fuck x

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13886 on: 11 September 2020, 12:37:17 am »
Just had these two absolute beauties within 10 minutes of each other :

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Subject: newly married

Hi,�

I have never cheated on my wife... dated for 9yrs, got married in Feb. Always cheated before her and would LOVE to break my wedding vows with you...�

Homewrecking? Nonconsent? Pregnancy risk? All of the above? I am really keen to be as bad as possible with you... I love roleplay... cheating ones where you pretend to be my wife's bestfriend or colleague or younger sister, control ones where I am your dr or teacher, consentual nonconsent, caught short, desperate to pee and therefore weeing in front of me on the floor or the bed... anything that means you end up naked, cuming on my married tongue and then dripping my cum from your tight little pussy...

Love the idea of eating your pussy... fingering you so my wedding ring caresses your clit while you slag her off...�

Would you meet? Can you whatsapp?�

XxxxxxX

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Subject:
Filth

Would you piss in my mouth, force me to rim you (facesit) eat you out, foot job and fuck x

Why in the name of all that’s holy did he get married??😳
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13887 on: 11 September 2020, 09:22:06 pm »
This one is an absolute beauty...

Dear Grace,

I hope you are well. I had messaged you back in February about potentially meeting. You had kindly responded positively despite the nil experience I have on this site. I did not, however end up booking an appointment. I am messaging you today after reading your blog post. I was just taken aback by the wisdom, and truthfulness of your words. I could relate to many of the points especially the first and last. The first is the most painful to experience, and the toughest to learn.
I must say that your profile is the reason why I signed up to AW, your words and the choice of your quotation instantly grasped my attention and I felt a massive attraction towards you. Compounded by your beautiful and sexy pictures you are truthfully un-resistible. Admittedly the reason I did not book an appointment with you is because I am in a relationship. Yet here I am sending you this message, often checking your profile and fantasising about an encounter with you. I wonder if I should act on my desires and spend time with you or let my imagination do the work. Would you care to share your wisdom on this dilemma.
I hope reading this was not a waste of your time.

I haven't replied as for once, I have no idea how to respond!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13888 on: 12 September 2020, 01:18:10 pm »
This one is an absolute beauty...

Dear Grace,

I hope you are well. I had messaged you back in February about potentially meeting. You had kindly responded positively despite the nil experience I have on this site. I did not, however end up booking an appointment. I am messaging you today after reading your blog post. I was just taken aback by the wisdom, and truthfulness of your words. I could relate to many of the points especially the first and last. The first is the most painful to experience, and the toughest to learn.
I must say that your profile is the reason why I signed up to AW, your words and the choice of your quotation instantly grasped my attention and I felt a massive attraction towards you. Compounded by your beautiful and sexy pictures you are truthfully un-resistible. Admittedly the reason I did not book an appointment with you is because I am in a relationship. Yet here I am sending you this message, often checking your profile and fantasising about an encounter with you. I wonder if I should act on my desires and spend time with you or let my imagination do the work. Would you care to share your wisdom on this dilemma.
I hope reading this was not a waste of your time.

I haven't replied as for once, I have no idea how to respond!

Looks like he wants you to "convince" him or beg him to see you, and I highly doubt it's going to materialise in a real booking anyway. Total fantasist. I'd say not replying at all. If he really wants a booking that much he'll ask for one properly.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13889 on: 12 September 2020, 01:26:40 pm »
I got a text a few days ago about an outcall but the area the man was in exceeded my travel time and I told him so, he was perfectly okay and understanding about this, or so I thought because 10 mins later he then whats apped me and said “would a few lines of coke and some vodka change your mind” :FF and I replied “sorry no, it’s about the area your in and my travel time, as stated on MY PROFILE which you must have missed”..he is all well and good...or again, so I thought because about 3 hours later he whats apps me his picture and says “just showing you what you missed out on, are you sure you don’t wanna come to me”, well I messaged back and said “honey if £150 for an hour didn’t get me to come to you then a picture of you ain’t gonna do it either seen as I’m a sex worker who has sex for money for that one thing: MONEY”, and then I blocked him! Give me strength!