Of course you are.  You obviously have nowhere to live/can't find anywhere yourself. What an oppurtunity. 


Today's twit:

Ever thought on being an Exclusive to someone before?

Well an exclusive is an escort who's bounded to just one client and vice versa in exchange of excellent money


....I know what exclusive means. And I'd rather stab myself than be 'bounded' to someone. 

Caller: Hi I would like to book you for 2 hours this monday but i haven’t done this sort of thing before and so have no idea of what I actually want in the booking?
Me: (exasperated) well if you don’t know what you want to do then I certainly won’t know, have you taken a look at my likes list which are the sexual services I’m willing to do in bookings?
Caller: oh I didn’t notice that, can I ask if all those services will happen?
Me: well seen as you want an incall then obviously a dinner date of off the menu, tell you what you have a look at my likes list and decide what you want to do from that and then phone me with an exact time and date that you want to book?
Caller: oh can’t we just go through all this now on the phone?
Me: I don’t discuss such things on phone..I then hung up and time wasting vibes were heavy!

Via AW

Hello are you available for a 30 Min appointment On tuesday for some face sitting could you wear short skirt And panties with pantyhose tan/flesh colour or black if you dont have. Please let me know

Thank you

Geoff

1. I don't do bloody face sitting
2. I don't do outfit requests

Piss off Geoff, thanks

Asking for free horny talk when they have made a booking. I cancelled the booking.

I’ve taken to online work recently as escorting has been a flop recently and can’t even begin to express my contempt for some men. Get guys messaging me all the time saying “I’m not interested in buying your material but would you like to meet up and I can help you make some content?” Mate you’re bald fat and middle aged. I’m 21 years of age what on earth in your minuscule brain is allowing you to think I’d ever and I mean ever want to fuck you if I want benefiting financially. Come on like it’s not shallowness at this point have a bit of cop on you’re an old fart why do you think I’d be interested din ever meeting you outside of sex work?

"Can I have a pic so I know that it's definitely you and not a fake profile?"
If my 280+ positive reviews aren't enough to convince you that I'm not fake then I don't see what difference a pic would make. There are plenty in my private gallery.

"I don't really want to pay for pics when you could just send me one?"
(From a client who wants a 3 hour booking. Next week of course)
If the £2.50 bothers you so much I'm happy to deduct it from your £340 booking fee when we meet?
*Silence*

Honestly, they think I was born yesterday. It's pretty insulting that so many of them think I'm that dumb...

Via AW this week, I'm thinking I should open a book. Who'll start me off with £20 he's a time waster?!

Him:
Hi there I’m from Gosport 30 years old married with kids and never done anything like this before. I guess I’m worried about being caught etc so wondered how discreet your location is? And also payment wise can I pay in cash? Obviously I’d rather have no trace back to me if that makes sense? Sorry for the questions

Me:
Hello
If you read my last field report my client talks about my.location. I only offer cash as a payment as all service providers do!
If you're that worried I'd probably suggest you give the whole a miss as you'll be too stressed to enjoy it x
Many thanks

Him:
Hi thanks for the reply, knowing I can pay cash would get rid a lot of the worry, it would then be just people recognising my car around Gosport and at the location I guess I’m pretty sure I would be fine and able to concentrate. The best days for me will be a Tuesday or Wednesday in September once the kids are back to school etc and between 10-4? Can I book through you/ via the emails? X

And sorry one other question as I live and work in Gosport if you were to know me or recognise me out and about I’m guessing it would just be treated as seeing a stranger around?

Me:
You're assuming that I would remember you? I certainly wouldn't approach a client, that would be unprofessional.
I suggest you contact me either the day you want a booking or the day before. You will need to text me as I'll need confirmation an hour before the booking.
My number will be up from tomorrow x
Many thanks

Him:    
Ok brilliant thank you I’ll do that... sorry first time nerves haha! X