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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13815 on: 29 June 2020, 03:44:00 am »
This client I saw 4 times for one hour bookings and extras before lockdown. Well presented and well spoken. Also a bit pushy.

I was in contact with him this week and he informed that next time he came he would be wanting bareback. If he didn't get this he wouldn't be booking. It was up to me!

I told him to take his little Argos pencil somewhere else...

ARGOS PENCIL  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13816 on: 29 June 2020, 11:20:35 am »
I had this one today, not sure what to make of it...

Hi XXXX I was given your number by a friend. Will you be working again after the lockdown? Do you have a website or profile anywhere I can see? Are you still near...

Why would a friend give you a number with no other details? Am I being thick or?

It's been a very long time since I had that one but when they say a friend gave them my number I ask that the friend contact me before we go forward. They never do. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13817 on: 29 June 2020, 03:23:36 pm »
I once had a message informing me. He was booking a birthday surprise for his *friend !  Probably himself ..

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13818 on: 29 June 2020, 03:47:02 pm »
After being offered free trades service (would require me travelling a long way to access and leave something I depend on with him), I realised the mention of big cock, and asking 'can you see a photo on my profile' was likely a 'chat up' line leading to the suggesting I'd take service for services (which given my usual spend and the time/travel would probably not equal booking value anyway).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13819 on: 29 June 2020, 05:17:44 pm »
This client I saw 4 times for one hour bookings and extras before lockdown. Well presented and well spoken. Also a bit pushy.

I was in contact with him this week and he informed that next time he came he would be wanting bareback. If he didn't get this he wouldn't be booking. It was up to me!

I told him to take his little Argos pencil somewhere else...

These fuckers🪓🪓🪓.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13820 on: 30 June 2020, 12:02:51 am »
'Hey babe, you let me fist you, fuck you with all my hand inside your pussy? smiley-wink face'
« Last Edit: 05 July 2020, 12:59:45 am by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13821 on: 03 July 2020, 10:00:32 pm »
This dumbass who doesn't realise he's been blocked since his first text message..

6.2.20 1.54am
Hey you I'm horny as fuck text me or lose me forever

7.3.20 0.02am
If you want me text me lol only joking babe I'm horny as fuck

15.3.20 1.13am
Need your ass in my life postcode please babe

30.6.20 7.10pm
Hello are you free tomorrow

I'm guessing the last message was the only one he's sent whilst straight?!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13822 on: 16 July 2020, 09:18:34 pm »
Idiot who when I checked profile is offering free sex and massage to ladies yet has prices on show AW.
Spams copy paste emails - i'm Outcall only. Blocked then deleted.

You have a beautiful ass, I would like to eat your ass and your pussy until you cum.. I enjoy going down and I'm also proud of my skills. Nothing expected in return until you ask for. I won't bite, I'm safe and I'm more than willing to please you orally. For me heaven on earth is giving women massage and oral pleasure..

If you are interested in being satisfied orally, or if you want me to take care of your feet giving you some great massage feel free to contact me, I would be glad to satisfy you orally if you enjoy oral sex, is all about taking care of you until you cum, not to much to ask, not to much to talk, as soon as you done, I pull the door behind me and I'm gone, all very discreet. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13823 on: 17 July 2020, 01:52:43 pm »
Some proper irritants last week..

Via AW message

Him:
Hi Sexy
Hi are you available Wednesday x name x

Me:
You might need to be more specific, Wednesday has 24 hours in it?!

Him:
It does indeed and by that reply I won't be bothering to waste my time or money!

Me:
Aww that was lke a dagger to my heart  >:D

Another classic (I don't entertain outfit or costume requests, mostly because I'm lazy)

Him:
good evening I hope you are well. Just wondering always had a fantastic of having a lady dressed in the Princess Leia Slave outfit. Is that something you own and would do?
If that's not avaliable, I'd like to thank you for taking for taking the time to read my message and I wish you well for the future.x

I've had this punter email me twice (hence my response)

Him:
Hi would you stomp and stand on some balloons with your bare feet and pop them? Or stand on pink silk satin pillows bare foot?

Me: What did I say last time you messaged me?!

Via Text
Idiot 1
01.32am Are you working..

Idiot 2
00.12am
Where are you?



« Last Edit: 17 July 2020, 05:17:07 pm by Snow Whitest »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13824 on: 17 July 2020, 04:26:42 pm »
Some proper irritants last week..

Via AW message

Him:
Hi Sexy
Hi are you available Wednesday x name x

Me:
You might need to be more specific, Wednesday has 24 hours in it?!

Him:
It does indeed and by that reply I won't be bothering to waste my time or money!

Me:
Aww that was lke a dagger to my heart  >:D

Another classic (I don't enterain outfit or costume requests, mostly because I'm lazy)

Him:
good evening I hope you are well. Just wondering always had a fantastic of having a lady dressed in the Princess Leia Slave outfit. Is that something you own and would do?
If that's not avaliable, I'd like to thank you for taking for taking the time to read my message and I wish you well for the future.x

I've had this punter email me twice (hence my response)

Him:
Hi would you stomp and stand on some balloons with your bare feet and pop them? Or stand on pink silk satin pillows bare foot?

Me: What did I say last time you messaged me?!

Via Text
Idiot 1
01.32am Are you working..

Idiot 2
00.12am
Where are you?

AHAHAHAHAH!!!

The Princess Leia outfit thing was a Friends episode!!! *in hysterics* That’s beyond awesome lololol.
Someone has waaaay too much time on his hands & streaming capabilities hahahahaha omg
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13825 on: 17 July 2020, 05:18:11 pm »
CelesteManchester, I love Princess Leia too, she's my hero!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13826 on: 17 July 2020, 05:21:48 pm »
Some proper irritants last week..

Via AW message

Him:
Hi Sexy
Hi are you available Wednesday x name x

Me:
You might need to be more specific, Wednesday has 24 hours in it?!

Him:
It does indeed and by that reply I won't be bothering to waste my time or money!

Me:
Aww that was lke a dagger to my heart  >:D

Another classic (I don't entertain outfit or costume requests, mostly because I'm lazy)

Him:
good evening I hope you are well. Just wondering always had a fantastic of having a lady dressed in the Princess Leia Slave outfit. Is that something you own and would do?
If that's not avaliable, I'd like to thank you for taking for taking the time to read my message and I wish you well for the future.x

I've had this punter email me twice (hence my response)

Him:
Hi would you stomp and stand on some balloons with your bare feet and pop them? Or stand on pink silk satin pillows bare foot?

Me: What did I say last time you messaged me?!

Via Text
Idiot 1
01.32am Are you working..

Idiot 2
00.12am
Where are you?

That ballon guy has been around for a long time always messages every year lool

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13827 on: 22 July 2020, 01:35:52 pm »
Posh voice...'I'd like to book a session today and see how it goes.'
I put him on the spot  and asked him six times what exactly he meant and wouldn't give a straight answer.
We were both playing the 'broken record' technique.

'Oh to see if the chemistry's right.'
I said, "You do know this isn't a dating service'
'Oh no no of course I didn't mean that!"

Then he pled ignorance and mercy once he realised I wasn't his gimpgurl.
"Oh I haven't done this much so don't know what to ask for'

I'd already struck him off in my head and just wanted to see him squirm.

Carrot-dangling player.
« Last Edit: 22 July 2020, 02:17:02 pm by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13828 on: 22 July 2020, 04:10:35 pm »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13829 on: 22 July 2020, 04:11:50 pm »
...Then he pled ignorance and mercy once he realised I wasn't his gimpgurl.
Haha!