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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13785 on: 07 June 2020, 04:51:17 pm »
I don’t have auto reply with the email account I have, I use ProtonMail, anyone else use this? If I upgrade then I may get this so that I can as it would certainly make my life easier!

Ah that's annoying. If its written on your profile that you are not currently working it serves them right for not reading your ads and not getting a response. If you are not working at the moment there's nothing they need to contact you for. Turn notifications off and ignore them.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13786 on: 07 June 2020, 09:45:34 pm »
No, I get it, & I can’t turn off my notifications currently bc I’m fixing to fly out on tour Tuesday. It IS aggravating when they don’t listen slash pay attention.

I’m dealing with 1 fool ~ well, not any more😆 ~ who didn’t understand the phrase, “You’re not allowed to arbitrarily text me & ask when I’ll be back in Pittsburgh?” 87 times a month. This particular *brand* of man in general is known for not taking no for an answer.

A chilly email📧 & threats of blocking piped him down... for 3 weeks *scowl*. Friday, goddamn here we go again. Does my website SAY I’m gonna be back in Pittsburgh? Noooooo.

You sir, are now blocked bc you *smack* don’t *smack* LISTEN👂!! *smack*
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13787 on: 21 June 2020, 02:48:22 pm »
Message via ADULTWORK (that is AdultWORK) at 6am today, literally just this:


If Carlsberg made girlfriends lol xx


What? Did you think you were on Match.com? Does this look like Tinder? Which bit of AdultWORK did you not get? And did you really think with such a poetic one liner (which I guess you mean I am perfect etc, with the reference to a Carlsberg advert of all things perfect being made by Carlsberg) I would drop my knickers and my husband and run off with you??!

No I didn't say any of that, I just ignored.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13788 on: 21 June 2020, 09:01:27 pm »
When my profile on A.W clearly states I am not working don't have number showing.

Can I call u to book u in?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13789 on: 25 June 2020, 03:47:10 am »
Via AW the other day. THREE messages from him in the space of half an hour, at about 4am, while I was asleep.


MESSAGE 1: i would adore seeing you with flowefs of course

MESSAGE 2: be great to kiss your massive legs tallover an fuss ur tits

MESSAGE 3:  c i just see your message webcam



"fuss ur tits" - wtf?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13790 on: 25 June 2020, 11:59:37 am »
Via AW the other day. THREE messages from him in the space of half an hour, at about 4am, while I was asleep.


MESSAGE 1: i would adore seeing you with flowefs of course

MESSAGE 2: be great to kiss your massive legs tallover an fuss ur tits

MESSAGE 3:  c i just see your message webcam



"fuss ur tits" - wtf?

*presents you, Cat, with a bouquet💐of flowefs*
I snorted out loud when I read that ~ AND the tits part, but the flowefs just got me😆😆.

Why does no 1 give me flowefs?😩

*Begins my day giggling*
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13791 on: 26 June 2020, 03:21:45 pm »
This week's delight from someone over 70...


Hi, I saw and liked your profile and pictures on AW.  I hope we can meet up some time.

It is strange that sometimes we step outside our normal behaviour and it works.  My usual criteria for an AW search would be "under 30, size 8/10", but I found you when I didn't set any criteria.  And, of course, they are just physical, and what matters is attitude.  Yours comes over in your profile, and makes me want to meet you.  I am hoping for some good physical connection, but what always satisfies most is a positive mental connection, and I see a good chance of that.

I'm an older guy trying to recreate a youth I didn't really have, but wish I had.  I love lots of foreplay, deep French kissing and giving oral. Hope that works for you


1. So he's looking for a mental connection in skinny chicks under the age of 30, yeah uh really? Who are you trying to kid? If you like shagging younger girls at least have the guts to admit to it! He's in his 70s btw
2. Why do I need to know all this anyway? To make me feel grateful for his booking as I'm not young or skinny enough usually to grab his attention?

I decided to tell him to take his contradictions and jog on..

 
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13792 on: 26 June 2020, 08:19:01 pm »
This week's delight from someone over 70...


Hi, I saw and liked your profile and pictures on AW.  I hope we can meet up some time.

It is strange that sometimes we step outside our normal behaviour and it works.  My usual criteria for an AW search would be "under 30, size 8/10", but I found you when I didn't set any criteria.  And, of course, they are just physical, and what matters is attitude.  Yours comes over in your profile, and makes me want to meet you.  I am hoping for some good physical connection, but what always satisfies most is a positive mental connection, and I see a good chance of that.

I'm an older guy trying to recreate a youth I didn't really have, but wish I had.  I love lots of foreplay, deep French kissing and giving oral. Hope that works for you


1. So he's looking for a mental connection in skinny chicks under the age of 30, yeah uh really? Who are you trying to kid? If you like shagging younger girls at least have the guts to admit to it! He's in his 70s btw
2. Why do I need to know all this anyway? To make me feel grateful for his booking as I'm not young or skinny enough usually to grab his attention?

I decided to tell him to take his contradictions and jog on..

*shudders* Hell, I don’t want to see anyone over 70 & I bet I’m twice your age, Snowy😆. That’s also soooo creepy. Ugh.

I had a 72 year old a cpl months ago come in, plop himself down & say, “Oh I saw your mother/son RP on your website, we’ll have to try that next time!”

Thank god for once I was quick with an (unpracticed) answer. I said, “Awww. That’s only for the under 40 crowd, sorreeeee!”

72 & you wanting a fucking M/S RP. Disgusting.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13793 on: 26 June 2020, 08:48:34 pm »
What about the "I'm only 25 will you see me?".

At what age do you become a man these days?  They still think they are boys when they are 32!



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13794 on: 28 June 2020, 04:41:33 pm »
Hi, are you working today so we can meet up and make love? xxx



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13795 on: 28 June 2020, 05:06:57 pm »
Fancy hooking up?

Me   ::) and I don't bother replying.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13796 on: 28 June 2020, 08:52:46 pm »
This client I saw 4 times for one hour bookings and extras before lockdown. Well presented and well spoken. Also a bit pushy.

I was in contact with him this week and he informed that next time he came he would be wanting bareback. If he didn't get this he wouldn't be booking. It was up to me!

I told him to take his little Argos pencil somewhere else...




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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13797 on: 29 June 2020, 01:40:02 am »
I had this one today, not sure what to make of it...

Hi XXXX I was given your number by a friend. Will you be working again after the lockdown? Do you have a website or profile anywhere I can see? Are you still near...

Why would a friend give you a number with no other details? Am I being thick or?
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13798 on: 29 June 2020, 03:44:00 am »
This client I saw 4 times for one hour bookings and extras before lockdown. Well presented and well spoken. Also a bit pushy.

I was in contact with him this week and he informed that next time he came he would be wanting bareback. If he didn't get this he wouldn't be booking. It was up to me!

I told him to take his little Argos pencil somewhere else...

ARGOS PENCIL  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13799 on: 29 June 2020, 11:20:35 am »
I had this one today, not sure what to make of it...

Hi XXXX I was given your number by a friend. Will you be working again after the lockdown? Do you have a website or profile anywhere I can see? Are you still near...

Why would a friend give you a number with no other details? Am I being thick or?

It's been a very long time since I had that one but when they say a friend gave them my number I ask that the friend contact me before we go forward. They never do.