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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13695 on: 03 February 2020, 01:34:22 am »
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You free mrs bores me need dirty sweaty sex cost no issue for a bush mmmm

linglau

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13696 on: 03 February 2020, 12:05:34 pm »
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You free mrs bores me need dirty sweaty sex cost no issue for a bush mmmm

Some guys really know how to sweet talk a gal  ;D

MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13697 on: 03 February 2020, 06:00:45 pm »
By AW mail in the middle of the night...

"Do you take it up the arse ???"


I missed on that charming characters as I was asleep :-)

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13698 on: 03 February 2020, 08:23:18 pm »
Also an email on AW and it came through tonight.

"I've only got a 3inch cock and it isn't a grower. Can you help?"

 ::)

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13699 on: 04 February 2020, 04:31:40 pm »
City professional type, rung up and booked and just settling price on the service.

Mr Paranoid- What's the price
Me- It's exacty the price on my profile
Mr Paranoid- Say it.
Me- Can't you see it?
Mr Paranoid-Yes
Me-You want me to verbalise it?
Mr Paranoid- Yes.
Me-Why do you want me to say it? Havent' you read it?
Yes I've got it in front of me
Me-Why do you want me to say it then?
Mr Paranoid- I want to know that your profile is under your control. The fact that you don't know makes me doubt it?
Me- I didn't say I don't know my fees. Why do you have to be so controlling? Does it get you what you want?
Mr Paranoid- There are lots of girls on AW so yes, I can get what I want.
Me- I don't think I want your paranoid energy in my calm, peaceful place.
Mr Paranoid- Well thanks for the chat I don't think we'll talk again
Me- I hope we won't, thanks for the wierd experience.

So if I get this right... his screening consists of me repeating the price and that assures him that I'm not a sex slave. The police need to employ this chap.

Thank goodness these guys can't resist showing their issues before they romp up in person. This is why I have to vet by voice call.
I wasn't in my working flat, so it left me free to hunt the street market for coconut covered almonds instead.
« Last Edit: 04 February 2020, 05:36:49 pm by saltysweet »

Philipa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13700 on: 05 February 2020, 07:01:47 pm »
Mr Paranoid- I want to know that your profile is under your control. The fact that you don't know makes me doubt it?
Me- I didn't say I don't know my fees. Why do you have to be so controlling? Does it get you what you want?
Mr Paranoid- There are lots of girls on AW so yes, I can get what I want.

Thank goodness these guys can't resist showing their issues before they romp up in person. This is why I have to vet by voice call.
What a daft way to find out if the profile is under your control  ::)

This reminds me of a few clients in the past who asked if I've written my own profile and if I have full control of the working phone. That doesn't prove anything!

Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13701 on: 05 February 2020, 08:00:20 pm »
Ask for my personal phone number because I don't have WhatsApp on my whore phone - yeah, sure!  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13702 on: 06 February 2020, 11:45:45 am »
What a daft way to find out if the profile is under your control  ::)

This reminds me of a few clients in the past who asked if I've written my own profile and if I have full control of the working phone. That doesn't prove anything!
Also I dare imagine that even if someone was controlling a sew worker, then the rates would be exactly what they would know when punters ring!
I've had guys ask me for services I didn't do but claimed they were only asking so they knew my profile was real. They couldn't explain how this would prove it though.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13703 on: 07 February 2020, 06:03:16 pm »
...So if I get this right... his screening consists of me repeating the price and that assures him that I'm not a sex slave. The police need to employ this chap...
Haha!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13704 on: 07 February 2020, 11:28:12 pm »
An 'idiot' who I've seen incall at least 10 times, tried booking me for an outcall, I told him to give me his full address and I would get back to him.. He then said "I give you my door number once I can see you outside" Err no it doesn't quite work like that !!  ??? ::)

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13705 on: 08 February 2020, 07:32:45 am »
...He then said "I give you my door number once I can see you outside"...
The twat!

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13706 on: 10 February 2020, 05:38:13 pm »
Friendly Irish - Hello would you do an overnight
Lovable me - Yes where
Friendly Irish - I'm in a hotel in mayfair
Lovable me - Do you know the fee?
Friendly Irish - Yes it's very reasonable! it's mi birthday wou ;D....
I cut him off, heard that script before.
« Last Edit: 10 February 2020, 06:49:53 pm by saltysweet »

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13707 on: 11 February 2020, 03:40:46 pm »
The twat!

Yep! and when I told him not only do I need his full address I also need a 30% deposit now too, his response: "Sorry for wasting your time" The fucking imbecile had already worked his way up to my OID list for previous idiotic behaviour, now promoted himself to 'ignore forever'  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13708 on: 11 February 2020, 06:20:40 pm »
Rude short fuse angry idiot phone call.

Angry Idiot: Where are you located
Me: Did you read my advertsing details in full
Angry Idiot: I read briefly
Me: Do go back to read my details
Angry Idiot: I rather we speak on the phone
Me: Yes that is what I prefer but you have not read my details so do read then call back
Angry Idiot:  (This time his begun to raise his voice) You should just tell me whats on your ad instead of me reading
Me: Goodbye
Angry Idiot: Rude black bitch

I become immune to such slur insults they don't affect me. The angry idiot could not get his own way. Had he read my details he know im outcalls only despite it mentioned several times in my advert heading and main content.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13709 on: 12 February 2020, 12:52:19 pm »
Phoning from a phonebox of all places cos they've got no credit and expecting to be told my full address from there  ::) ::) ::) Then he says he'll charge his phone up and get back to me.

So he's got NO credits and his phone is allegedly dead. And yet he still expects full address!

Dickhead  :FF
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