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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13620 on: 26 October 2019, 12:27:43 pm »
Tw....Is this massage
Me... no this is Gina who offers massage
Tw...Ok u dont need to bother with the massage i just want you to suck my dick
 :P

Something tells me you and he did not get to meet.  ;D

My own latest annoying contact from someone I have banned and despite his 3 ok bookings he has in between each of them messed me about so much I just got completely fed up with him.

He texts now and then with stupid messages and this morning I just got "Hi"

This from an intelligent and articulate man.  Sad really.

GG

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13621 on: 26 October 2019, 12:38:51 pm »
I hate the 'hi' texts  :FF
GG x

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13622 on: 26 October 2019, 12:58:00 pm »
I hate the 'hi' texts  :FF

Me too and I never ever ever respond. Even if it is a regular client!

Ceciliaxxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13623 on: 26 October 2019, 06:46:45 pm »
Can we second that, though if in a good cheek mood I reply. Lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13624 on: 27 October 2019, 11:09:49 pm »
I had a very odd one today.

Man tells me he wants a 2 day booking. I go over price etc and he says “I’ll think about it”

He then messaged me about 3 hours later telling me his turn on is having a full blown affair and if I’d be interested.

Weirdo

Georgie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13625 on: 28 October 2019, 11:28:44 am »
Me too and I never ever ever respond. Even if it is a regular client!

Same here. Although I sometimes find it hard to resist replying with ‘Lo’ as I read here once.
They tried to bury us... they didn't know we were seeds.

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13626 on: 28 October 2019, 12:24:40 pm »
'U free'

Sometimes I reply 'y'

then they go '?'

it's the one letter text competition
« Last Edit: 28 October 2019, 03:58:29 pm by saltysweet »

China_Grl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13627 on: 29 October 2019, 10:38:49 am »
Question " can you send me a face picture with you holding a piece of paper with today's date on. so I know you are real"

  ::)

reply: you first plus a scan of your drivers license


 ;D ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13628 on: 29 October 2019, 11:02:27 am »
Question " can you send me a face picture with you holding a piece of paper with today's date on. so I know you are real"
He must think he works for adultwork!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13629 on: 29 October 2019, 11:06:59 am »
He must think he works for adultwork!


lol  ;D

or trying to to create a fake profile

China_Grl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13630 on: 30 October 2019, 07:10:07 am »
one from yesterday.

The classic fake virgin punter  :-\

Yes please it's so scary and exciting but I want to do it. Can we discuss more and arrange a meeting on WhatsApp?


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13631 on: 30 October 2019, 12:16:24 pm »
Text
“ You look too nice to be an escort”

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13632 on: 30 October 2019, 06:11:42 pm »
Another poem....sure it's the same clown I blocked for a poem on same subject a few months ago.  ::)


Subject:    Hey There

Hey there, How are you today?
What do I want I hear you say?
Read my message if you have the time
I write a lot so thought I’d send you something that will rhyme

Im mid thirties, dark hair and like to run
Over the last ten years sex is something I’ve had for fun
However I’ve spent a lot time hiding my little secret
Something I haven’t told to the many women I met

I once had a girlfriend who was a very mean person to meet
She liked to spend her days using me as her seat
Under her arse my face would slowly start to get sore
She would often laugh and make me take more

She would stay there for hours and make me eat her out
It didn’t seem to matter if I was to scream and shout
She’d cum hard all over my face
I used to think that would make her leave her place

Instead she’s sit there for at least another hour
I think what she enjoyed was the power
Her arse pressing down on my cheek
She must have been able to feel me getting weak

She was clever enough to always let me breathe
But she’d sit there for so long you wouldn’t believe
She wasn’t a big girl but she’d squash me flat
I was her chair and that was that

After about fours hours she would stand
I didn’t have the energy to move my hand
This brings me onto what I’m looking for my dear
A woman who’s ass can bring me fear

Whenever I’ve asked for it on here I’ve been shouted at
Accused of being a fantasist and that is that
However I’m very serious when I say
I want you to sit on me all day

It doesn’t matter if you’re size 6 to 26
Size Is not what will give me my fix
The secret is sitting on me without giving a shit
Slowly squashing me as if I’m a zit

Apologies for last silly line
With an ass like that I’m hoping you’re mine
Lets block out a full day
For you to sit on my face and make me pay

My poor face may not be able to take it
However I don’t want you to give a shit
Sit, bounce, jump, grind and crush
Its not your problem if my face turns to mush

Curvyambyr

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13633 on: 31 October 2019, 09:33:47 pm »
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« Last Edit: 24 January 2020, 12:28:53 am by candyalien »

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13634 on: 31 October 2019, 10:16:07 pm »
Not sure if this goes here or under "They said what?", putting it in both.

I finally got the classic, "When I'm fucking my girlfriend I'm thinking of YOU."

Ummm...thanks🤷🏼‍♀️? I'm so rarely at a loss for words & I was with this. Yeeeeessh.
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