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Him: How much?
Me: How much is what? A tin of beans, a pound of cheese? Give me a clue!
Him: A massage
Me: Where did you see my advert?
Him: Adultwork
Me: My prices are all on there, clearly displayed next to each service I offer, I'll make it easy for you, it's those numbers next to the £ sign!
Him: Can't you just tell me?
Me: Can't you just read?
End of conversation LOL