you can easily tell he belongs in the timewaster/idiot pile cos his emails are full of nonsense and his profile is full of willy pics.

hello dionne, how are you? i came accross ur profile and was wondering if you would like the services of a photographer?

im not that far from cardiff, i dont charge for my services and ask nothing in return, all photographs taken will be supplied to you at the end of shoot and a CD with edited copies of your pics will be suppled to you about 7-10 days after the shoot..

i understand that discretion is required and respect all wishes to keep your identity clear, thats why i also include a copy of photographs with your face removed or blurred out to help hide your identity.

i also have a home studio or i could bring my equipment to you no problem at all.

hope this is something you might be interested in.. hope to hear from you soon. matthew. x

Hi Matthew, as lovely as it sounds to let a complete stranger take naked pictures of me, then supply said stranger with my address for him to send me a disk of pictures, I will have to pass.
When I require the services of a 'professional' photographer I'm sure google will happily help me find one who has a website, doesn't converse with potentional clients in text speak and doesn't scout for business on escorting websites.

Regards
Dionne
xxx

00.53 21/07-Do you do late night appointments babe? x

"I was just like to say you look very beautiful and it would be great to meet you."

Just got an email with a list of questions, every single answer to which is on my profile.

But the email said "I see you offer X, Y and Z, how much would it be?

Bearing in mind my profile reads

I offer:

 X for ?30 per 15min

Y for ?40 per 15min

Z for ?50 per 15min

I fail to see how this can confuse him!

grrrrrr

LOL @ dothraki! Too much game of thrones for you!! Hahaha xx