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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13155 on: 30 October 2018, 12:47:09 pm »
These guys place such importance on booking for a Sex encounter. I've had someone chew my ear off for a quickie  and still didn't visit.!!
The excuses they make for not visiting are extreme.
Can meet you because your amazing and beautiful and blah blah.
Can't meet you mothers broken leg blah blah  :FF

someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13156 on: 30 October 2018, 05:50:18 pm »
You sound nice. I'm in the area for the next hour if you decide to do an incall. Honestly, I'm a decent, honest bloke. I will be in and out before you know it. You won't even remember I've been there.

Please babe. Consider it.

Babe. I'm out of the area in the next 20 minutes, I'm quick but not that quick haha. What can I do to persuade you?

Ok, what if I try tomorrow and in the meantime, we can chat and get to know each other.

ParisB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13157 on: 30 October 2018, 10:09:50 pm »
Twat - can you do 15 Mins

Me - yes if you come now

Twat are you busy then because I don’t want to be rushed  :FF :FF

Me - I think you seriously misunderstand exactly what a 15 min quickie is

TWat  I just don’t want to be rushed

Me  oh fuck off - blocked


Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13158 on: 30 October 2018, 11:25:20 pm »
After 4 texts today from the same number

"hey"

"hun?"

"you there?"

"not talkin?"

all a couple of minutes apart, none of which got a reply from me

I then get "whats WRONG with you?"

( he gave up after that, I do miss him  ;D )

 ::)

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13159 on: 30 October 2018, 11:43:52 pm »
Since 24/02/17 to now

Can you punish me
I have misbehaved a bit
What book are you reading?
Please ride me hard
nothing but the cane please
hi
hello
I want you
Omg I have never seen tits like your before



 ::) ::) ::)

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13160 on: 31 October 2018, 10:58:43 am »
40 min chat all ok to book me then says have I got piercings or tattooed .
Didn't then want to visit me as I had large tattoes that I don't display
Would have come otherwise  ..hmm doubt it
Wanted a bush apparently these are back in fashion according to him and waxing is not .
Like I'm going to grow it fast in time for that idiot or anyone else  :FF

someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13161 on: 31 October 2018, 01:57:04 pm »
Twat - How much
Me - How long?
Twat - 30 minutes
Me £100
Twat - My bid is £75
Me - It's not ebay. Go annoy someone within your budget.
Twat - Ok £80
10 minutes later Twat - Ok 85
20 minutes later twat - Ok 100. Text me your address


Next one rings. Hello. Hi. This goes on for a few seconds us both saying hi. I hung up. He rung again and the same thing. Several minutes later he texts - you not going to contact me then?
My reply - Nope. It's customary for the person who wants to make contact, do the actual making contact.
twat - oh, ok. Where are you?
Me - Earth
Twat - ???
twat -serious what's your address?
Me - Why?
twat - So I can pass by and see you
Me - I don't know you. I don't give my address to random people.
twat - I'm trying to book some time with you
Me - Such as shame you didn't bother to read my profile. So no thanks
Twat - But but, but
Me - if you had bothered to read you would have found this simple self-explanatory word - outcall. 

 :FF :FF

I wasn't even taking bookings for today. Sitting in a waiting room for a routine appointment that of course was delayed, and these fools were keeping me entertained lol




geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13162 on: 31 October 2018, 07:19:57 pm »
Text asking my price for an hour, I referred him back to my profile and asked him to call.

Him: I don’t know who’s paying who (laughing emoji)
Me: excuse me?
Him: am paying the money so when am asking you should answer the question. There are lots younger and fit more than you. I won’t even pay a penny on you. You got blocked (laughing emoji).


Oh how upset I am that an entitled wanker has blocked me :(

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13163 on: 31 October 2018, 09:24:08 pm »
Him: am paying the money so when am asking you should answer the question. There are lots younger and fit more than you. I won’t even pay a penny on you. You got blocked (laughing emoji).


Oh how upset I am that an entitled wanker has blocked me :(

Yup, so would I be.  You really lost out there (especially since Mr X clearly paid you whichever of your rates BEFORE making any contact with you, thus earning himself him the right to your time, as you say...)  ;D

PissedOffPrincess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13164 on: 01 November 2018, 08:46:39 am »
Send me pussy and face photo I might want to meet you

so many want face photos

I really would make a fortune if I sent them face photos they would all book no one would post my face to any website or show it to his mates I really should trust these gentlemen and be respectful of their concerns I may be too ugly to fuck


I really do need to learn manners I am clearly a terrible person :FF


Sarastar1

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13165 on: 01 November 2018, 01:01:27 pm »
NOTE....I have paid for AT today and my availibility is all over my profile

BLOKE: Hey are you working today?

An hour later

BLOKE: ??

ME:Call to arrange a booking please

BLOKE:sorry but I’m working and can only text how much is a blowjob.. if okay I will call you in a while

ME: All prices on the profile x

BLOKE:what’s your profile sorry


 :FF  :FF  :FF

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13166 on: 01 November 2018, 01:35:25 pm »

I really would make a fortune if I sent them face photos they would all book no one would post my face to any website or show it to his mates I really should trust these gentlemen and be respectful of their concerns I may be too ugly to fuck


I really do need to learn manners I am clearly a terrible person :FF
Ya ha ha!

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13167 on: 01 November 2018, 05:12:26 pm »
Weird sounding guy  on the phone asked to visit 10pm tonight I would be asleep by then .
He kept asking for later even after me telling him I finish at 9 pm
Just text me *send u postcode to see how u look!!!! *
« Last Edit: 01 November 2018, 05:44:53 pm by Sugar xxx »

pussywillow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13168 on: 02 November 2018, 09:30:39 am »
I was at my "civvy job" yesterday - I still try and keep my phone on to take bookings for after work etc. Anyway I had a guy call me - he wanted to see me ASAP. I explained I was at my "civvy job" but I was taking bookings for after work. He suggested he come to my workplace, park up in their car park and I nip out and see him for half hour in his car - :o He was serious too

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13169 on: 02 November 2018, 09:52:50 am »
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Hands off ladies, he's all mine!
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