Phonecall:
HIM: Hey baby, How much
ME: Please don't call me baby. What service are you after
HIM:Oh sorry. I want to fuck you babyyyyy.
ME: please dont call me babyyyy.
HIM:Can I see you at 2 pm babyyyyyy?
ME: No. I hang up. Save him a NO NO NO.
(extra 'yyyy' to emphasize the way he said baby. Made me want to gag)