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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12510 on: 05 March 2018, 10:11:24 pm »
Tonight's special wanted a mistress and to meet at a studio for a drink and chat !!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12511 on: 05 March 2018, 10:26:42 pm »
i'd have been tempted to send him a quote by Winston Churchill or something. :)

Wish I had thought of that!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12512 on: 06 March 2018, 08:42:59 am »
Quite the strangest message I have ever had. This twat has three profiles. Obviously a time waster- but it least it made me laugh !



 
I had same message months ago 😂

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12513 on: 06 March 2018, 08:49:33 am »
Oldie but goodie classic text message:   'Hi'

 Never stops to annoy :FF
Depending on my mood I will occasionally reply with "Hi?" or "Yes would you like some information, or are you just randomly saying hi?" But if I dont then get a politely detailed message asking if Im available on x day in y place then they get blocked.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12514 on: 06 March 2018, 11:27:37 am »
Depending on my mood I will occasionally reply with "Hi?" or "Yes would you like some information, or are you just randomly saying hi?" But if I dont then get a politely detailed message asking if Im available on x day in y place then they get blocked.

I always reply  with BYE  if I am in the mood to reply. then they text back with Bye too. I block instantly.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12515 on: 06 March 2018, 01:46:11 pm »
No your not thick but were not trained actresses expecting to learn scripts

I beg to differ  ;D ;D ;D

Fuck the script part though...

Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12516 on: 06 March 2018, 02:26:34 pm »
I always reply  with BYE  if I am in the mood to reply. then they text back with Bye too. I block instantly.

 ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12517 on: 06 March 2018, 03:20:32 pm »
Give some people enough rope and they certainly hang themselves.

Him: Are you available now?
Me: Unfortunately not, earliest availability would be around 5PM.
Him: Okay lets say 5
Me: Sure, how long would you like to book for?
Him: How much is an hour with x and y service?
Me: *tells him my hour rate*
Him: Jesus, you must be the dogs b*llocks to get away with that, I?ll stick to half an hour
Me: Right, well, would you like me to book you in for half an hour and send you the address?
Him: I think I?ll decide when I get there, quick question, where are you from?
Me: London, if you?d like a booking you have to confirm how long you?d like to stay so I can arrange other appointments.
Him: Oh yes, 30 minutes then, it?s nice to see an English girl around here with all the *insert industry stereotypes of EE agencies and SPs*, send me the road name and the postcode and I?ll see you at 5. *disconnects call*

Three strikes and you're out, bud.

Why feel the need to bark orders at me to do things I already told you I was going to do? Think it?s probably best he sticks to ?foreigners? who may excuse his harsh tone and mannerisms but I certainly see straight through the strongarming.

seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12518 on: 06 March 2018, 05:34:45 pm »
Why feel the need to bark orders at me to do things I already told you I was going to do? Think it?s probably best he sticks to ?foreigners? who may excuse his harsh tone and mannerisms but I certainly see straight through the strongarming.

We foreigners don't want him either  :D
He can go, buy himself a box of Kleenex and contemplate the meaning of 'self love' with his right hand   ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12519 on: 06 March 2018, 06:11:53 pm »
Him: Your profile says natural pubic hair, I am just confirming if this is true as other times I have turned up and it isn't.
Me- Yes, I am natural. (While thinking wait for the silly questions to start due to aw name...you know the "Big cock, pussybanger, tightpussy", etc type.)
Him: Okay, any chance of a pic if I send my mob number.
Me: There are pics in my PG.

Don't think I am going to hear back!

Another one asks when I am available so I tell him and he responds with "ok". That's it. And then I find another message four hours later asking to see me, sent half an hour after I said I would be available from. Why not ask in the bloody first place, I don't sit on AW all day!

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12520 on: 06 March 2018, 06:39:46 pm »
Hannah
If it wasn't natural pubic hair what was it lol !!
A mirkin perhaps  :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12521 on: 06 March 2018, 08:26:55 pm »
When I get a "Hi" I usually reply "Lo".

Then they send "?" and I reply "!"
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12522 on: 07 March 2018, 08:32:18 am »
We foreigners don't want him either  :D
He can go, buy himself a box of Kleenex and contemplate the meaning of 'self love' with his right hand   ::)

😁😁😁😁😁

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12523 on: 07 March 2018, 09:39:37 am »
When I get a "Hi" I usually reply "Lo".

Then they send "?" and I reply "!"

Mostly I ignore but if feeling mischievous I may reply with similar.  Getting a "hey" I can respond "ho" which usually ends it but if they see that as a sign to make further comments then ignore it has to be!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12524 on: 07 March 2018, 05:46:50 pm »
Idiot on phone: How much is half an hour?
Me: ?80
Idiot: Thats a bit steep
Me: No its about average
Him: How much is 15 minutes?
Me: ?60
Idiot: Oh sorry Ive only got ?30.
 :FF  :F.  :FF  :F.  :FF