Via Text?

Hi are you free tonight, where are you?

Tempted to answer, on the Moon.

All going well until I send my rough location for him to check travel time. Then:

Him-What's the full address?
Me- I don't give that out until you're here.
Him- I need the full street and door number before setting off, I've gone to see other girls who haven't been there before so I do it this way now.
Me- Well I don't. No full address until arrival.
Him- I can't set off until I have the full address.
Me- Then I guess we best leave it and you can book someone else who is willing to do it your way.
Him- It's only an address, can't you just give it to me?
Me- Not until you're here.
Him-Think I'll cancel then.
Me- Okeydoke.

Then sometime later:

Him- Any chance you will give me the full address now?
Me- If what you are saying is true about girls not being there then I'm sorry you experienced that. But pestering me to change my procedures which are in place for my safety isn't going to get you the address. I don't work your way, I work MY way and I will always put my safety above your wants and needs to do things your way.


Silence.... 

The way some of you have full blown conversations with idiots. Lol. I would have blocked and ignored soon as he ask for full address first time. I'm snappy

E-mail today
Hi you look great can I come over see you and smoke weed ?
 I didn't bother replying

Guy messaging me since Friday, nicely written texts so I wasn't alerted to TW straight away.  Now I look back on it it was quite obvious really, messages look like they've been sent to many girls as there was no "Hello Lisa" just hello or hey.  By last night I'd saved him in my phone as text pest as it was becoming clear he was a TW.  I'd sent him a link to my profile with all the information on.  Texts again early this morning...just before I call to make an appointment how far are you from xxx station?  I said I don't know I'm not from here as I said on Friday here is a rough location.  Calls, had no idea where he'd seen my ad (even though I'd sent him the link to my profile) when I asked "what sort of services are you looking for?"  his response was "ummm I'm not really sure"  So since in the three days you've been texting me you STILL don't know what you want?  I just hung up he'd wasted enough of my time.  It's the ones who write the polite well written messages that are the worst sometimes as you don't get the TW vibe until it's too late and they've taken up enough of your time!  Idiotic messages just get a straight block. 

Just had a message on AW asking if he can book today.  Responded please call.  His reply:

"Ok no problem, but I have had so many bad experiences with watersports with women saying they can do it but only managing a trickle and smelling really bad as well. This has been really dissappointing for me just wanted to ask if you can offer this but differently if that makes sense at all?"

Anyone else aware of anyone's piss smelling like roses?   

Had a massive amount of idiots who haven't read my profile lately (not even the price) yet when I tell them to go and read it they ask for a link because they can't remember my name!! 

Text from idiot:  "lisa are you working now x" (it's 5.35pm)

Response: "Hi.  Yes I'm working but I'm fully booked.  Thanks, Lisa"

Idiot: "can you come to my house about 9 babe please x"

How is 9pm now?  That's three and a half hours away.  I also finish at 7pm.  I also said I'm fully booked.  I also don't do outcalls. 

Can I bang my head any harder? 

Text from idiot: "u working x"

Me: Hello, yes I'm working today the hours are on my profile. Thanks!

Idiot: U do anal

Me: I do offer a levels to my discretion, if we go ahead with it I do charge ?30 extra for that service.  Thanks!

Idiot: Discretion on what situation

Me: Manners and respect for a start. 

BLOCK!