When they book you and then on the day say "oh no i am so sorry but a meeting has cropped up that i cannot get out of" pretty much i find this exclusively in londo.. What the heck does everyone spend their days dashing to meetings is that what they all are doing?! If you are "on call" then do not book?! Is it not that simple, Office worker men thinking their time is so much more valuable than mine, cannot wait to get out of london and away from its self obsessed men and back to the countryside! 

I think you will find a LOT of self obsessed men all over the country.

If someone wants to waste your time they will do it whether they're a financial adviser or a farmer.

Having said that, I had a 30 minute booking with someone who WAS on call and got called back after 10 minutes. He still paid me but I just find it baffling why take the risk of parting with money when they're in a situation like that.

text messages. begins with do you 30mins

Err no!

Then says...

ok 1 hour
send address
me now

I say: sorry not free at the moment (even if I was free, the way he spoke is offputting!) 

Amazing response:

fuck of son of bitch
mother fucker
dick cat

Well he sure has a way with the ladies!!! 

Where are you located as I had an identical running with someone when I had the same issue

sorry to hear that. Leicester I am xx

Maybe he has an evil twin in a different location haha

Thats a scary thought! lol sigh, why do people think they can behave this way?  xx

Because they are stupid

Twat - do you do OWO

Me - yes if you use the shower facilities when you arrive

Twat - why I?m the cleanest person alive

Me - I didn?t say you aren?t clean, if it?s goinh to be an issue then cancel

Twat - it was a joke. Il cancel

Me - thank god , your attitude stinks

Twat - says you

!!! Lmao

Just total silly season so far this week.Seen before clients who should know better asking for 'now' and not being prepared to wait 10 mins while you get ready.Guys booking for 4:30,telling you they are going to be late,telling you a different time and then cancelling 15 mins before.Another seen before who had gfe with me booking then asking if you can do a sub service when you don't advertise anything like that and telling you that he likes submissive girls so will be cancelling ?!?
New blokes asking if you will leave your front door open and you be naked on the bed so he can just walk in (yeah full of those bright ideas)and todays dickhead of the day!
Bloke wanting 2 hours at 4pm today (I only advertise maximum of an hour).Agreed to 1 hour,then asks what time I can do..er 4om which is what he booked!Confirmed this morning and then asked if I can organise a 3some,I declined this.He then tells me he is new to all this,do I want a photo (nope already asked last night as well).I ask him what time he is getting his train over,he ignores this and tells me he will there at 2:30/3pm.At this point I cancel as he doesn't seem to have grasped he has already booked for 4pm!
Can't wait for the weekend.Exhausted with idiots!

All going well until I send my rough location for him to check travel time. Then:

Him-What's the full address?
Me- I don't give that out until you're here.
Him- I need the full street and door number before setting off, I've gone to see other girls who haven't been there before so I do it this way now.
Me- Well I don't. No full address until arrival.
Him- I can't set off until I have the full address.
Me- Then I guess we best leave it and you can book someone else who is willing to do it your way.
Him- It's only an address, can't you just give it to me?
Me- Not until you're here.
Him-Think I'll cancel then.
Me- Okeydoke.

Then sometime later:

Him- Any chance you will give me the full address now?
Me- If what you are saying is true about girls not being there then I'm sorry you experienced that. But pestering me to change my procedures which are in place for my safety isn't going to get you the address. I don't work your way, I work MY way and I will always put my safety above your wants and needs to do things your way.


Silence.... 

Well said Hannaah!! So funny really, that you expect to change the way you work. its annoying at the time but all you can do is laugh I suppose  lol x

Text twat: 'Hi. Am a bit pissed off with my wife. So looking for a good time. R you the right person'
Me: 'No thanks, you sound awful.'
Text twat: '?'