AW email:
"You are something else and absolutely perfect for my lifelong dream of an escort meet. What I would look for, and I know it?s rather taboo, is the opportunity to connect as a regular, moving to sessions where any ?rubbers? remain in your handbag

Thoughts?"

My reply
"The only way my condoms would remain in my handbag is if your penis remained in your underwear."

Could anyone, being 100% honest, actually have sex with 10 guys, one by one, one after the other? I have been struggling with 3 guys through out the day, (having full sex) so doesnt bare thinking about how down there would be after that! Some things are just not worth it 

i have had 7 in a gang bang so i may give it a go

AW email:
"You are something else and absolutely perfect for my lifelong dream of an escort meet. What I would look for, and I know it?s rather taboo, is the opportunity to connect as a regular, moving to sessions where any ?rubbers? remain in your handbag

Thoughts?"

My reply
"The only way my condoms would remain in my handbag is if your penis remained in your underwear."

This I am 100% going to memorise, absolute classic, half want someone to ask me now 😆😆😆

A text at 4:30am

Hey pretty girl what's good just moved from Liverpool what you saying?

 

Update to this charmer!I did end up replying and mentioned I could do midday onwards and to just get in touch to confirm in the morning.No reply.Anyway today he emails asking if I am available today.I'm not available as I've been off ill for a couple a days.Told him this only for him to ask if I can't be tempted for a quickie.
He just got a right bollocking and blocking!Prick!Why would you want to book someone who is ill?!?

If you not being well is to do with flue. I would of said Yeah sure if you don't mind my snot dripping on your dick when I'm sucking you off and me constantly coughing up flem

Yesterday-

Him- Text me address
Me - of course, be sure to pack your ropes and knives!
Him- I can bring rope, but not knives?

The other day-
Him- fancy a trip to (bad area postcode) for over night or all day for ?350? I have weed and drinks
Me- cheeky sod!!

These type piss me off
?Hi?
?Postcode?
?Available?

Or the ones that repeatedly ask when you?re working, sometimes 3days on a row. The VERY first line
in any ad is that I work only two days a week, same two days EVERY week   

Could anyone, being 100% honest, actually have sex with 10 guys, one by one, one after the other? I have been struggling with 3 guys through out the day, (having full sex) so doesnt bare thinking about how down there would be after that! Some things are just not worth it 

Duplicate - sorry. Is it me or is the site being glitchy at the moment?

Phone up and ask to see me at 1, at 12.49.

What the actual fuck!

My profiles says early on minimum one hour?s notice. This moron got short shrift from me I tell you, I almost yelled at him (not having a good day) pointing out the time and my notice requirements.

?Oh I know? he started to stay, my response was you clearly havent read my profile and are wasting my time, goodbye!

Wish I couldn?ve Thought of something witty and very sarcastic...