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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11535 on: 07 August 2017, 11:07:01 am »
Quote from: nemature on 07 August 2017, 10:25:04 am
After informing someone who found me on Viva street that I do not take bookings via email and that they would need to ring I got this

"got better thing's to do than chase number's of women, they contact me!"

I don't think so

And I suppose he would expect you to pay him too while you're at it  :P
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11536 on: 07 August 2017, 11:14:14 am »
Quote from: nemature on 07 August 2017, 10:25:04 am
After informing someone who found me on Viva street that I do not take bookings via email and that they would need to ring I got this

"got better thing's to do than chase number's of women, they contact me!"

I don't think so

This reminds me of a guy a while back who found me on Friday Ad and told me:

there are easier girls to book and my crime was to ask for a start time and duration  ::)
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11537 on: 07 August 2017, 12:05:08 pm »
Quote from: NotSoSnowWhite on 06 August 2017, 09:53:06 pm
I then got "I could come around 1am when they're asleep. Please babe"  :o

Yes, of course you can come to my home in the middle of the night while my children sleep you complete stranger!

Swiftly blocked. Moron.  :FF

I've had similar, only it was from a regular! Told me I know you have your kid as it's school holidays but I could come when they're in bed asleep?

He's not a client anymore. Idiots!

Today's:
Hi - it's a bit difficult explaining cash withdrawals to my partner - would you be interested in having any joinery / diy work done in exchange?
Thanks
« Last Edit: 07 August 2017, 12:16:34 pm by hannah13 »
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HS1978

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11538 on: 07 August 2017, 01:07:19 pm »
email this morning, BB in all holes! Nothing more. I felt like texting back Ok then if I take you to the local gay dogging site and let the men use your holes BB!
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nemature

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11539 on: 07 August 2017, 02:35:38 pm »
I am starting to think I should have stayed in bed today

"You look very dirty in your pics I'm hard thinking off you, would love to come and fuck you but would like to get know you a little more this okay?"

My reply

"No I do not do email ping pong so you can have a wank try someone else"

I am going to lay down in a dark room!
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mySecret

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11540 on: 07 August 2017, 02:51:07 pm »
Quote from: nemature on 07 August 2017, 02:35:38 pm
I am starting to think I should have stayed in bed today

"You look very dirty in your pics I'm hard thinking off you, would love to come and fuck you but would like to get know you a little more this okay?"

My reply

"No I do not do email ping pong so you can have a wank try someone else"

I am going to lay down in a dark room!

me same! was better stay in the bed! ahah a lot of weird call...`Hi love!` `Hi Babe`...
added some sender in my black email list! Monday mood!   ;D
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nemature

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11541 on: 07 August 2017, 03:56:35 pm »
Quote from: HS1978 on 07 August 2017, 01:07:19 pm
email this morning, BB in all holes! Nothing more. I felt like texting back Ok then if I take you to the local gay dogging site and let the men use your holes BB!

This made me think of golf I now have a image of a bloke laid on his stomach trying to BB all 18 holes on the course

Mania setting in
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11542 on: 07 August 2017, 07:10:27 pm »
Man called and I could not take the call but texted that I had no availability left today. He replied by saying no worries babe but do you do owo?

They see my profile(s) and know I won't answer these questions in a text to an unknown.

He is now blocked.
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Emily1234

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11543 on: 07 August 2017, 07:58:58 pm »
I got today message like that;
'Babe, if I do test for HIV, can I have sex without?'
Blocked.
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11544 on: 07 August 2017, 08:18:47 pm »
Missed a call, sent my usual text regarding availability and website details etc, received a reply I don't understand:

Can do 20 in ??

Any ideas  ??? ::)
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nemature

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11545 on: 08 August 2017, 12:47:56 pm »
"do you do bb and anal"
"no"
How much extra for them then"
"I do not do them no amount of money will tempt me to risk my health"
"Wow ok. Awfully fussy for a prostitute. Do you do scat"

I am so fussy that you are blocked! Oh this week is not going well
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11546 on: 08 August 2017, 02:24:16 pm »
Text received 2.00pm today now I don't normally respond to texts but hes listed as 'easy half hour' and as its quiet I thought what the hell.

Him
2.00 Hi Helen I know I shouldn't text but I'm not in position to call. Are you working today.
Me
2.00 Yes
Him
2.02 Until what time do you work? x
Me
2.02 What time do you want to come over?
Him
2.03 Around 2.30 but it will depend of traffic
Me
2.03Lets say 2.45 then
Him
2.04 Give me 10 minutes and I will confirm
Me
2.05 (thinking wtf) Ok
Him
2.16 Hi Helen I wont be able to make 2.45 this awful meeting is dragging now and I've got a flight to catch at 6pm. Apologies
Me
2.17
(Now regretting using up my texts and time to try and arrange this booking only to end up thinking what a twat) No problem.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11547 on: 08 August 2017, 02:32:38 pm »
Just had a call from a Scottish guy
Him'Hi Helen how are you?
Me..Fine..
Him How do you fancy tying me up nice and tight today?
(This is where I swear to god I don't know what it is but I can mentally see him/hear him/sense him getting his cock out ready for a good old wank)
Me..NO!
Him Eh?
Me..click

I'm seriously thinking of taking the rest of this week off  :FF
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mySecret

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11548 on: 08 August 2017, 02:41:47 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

so funny!

a call from a guy that is interest for a duo that i offer with a male partner...
normal question how much is it?
then....how big is his cock? ahahah i just can not resist to smile and joking over the phone for 3 mins...
i said ..i didn t measure it! sorry!  ;D ;D ;D

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kate_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11549 on: 08 August 2017, 02:59:09 pm »
Call from an older sounding guy asking if he can come and visit him along with a boy he knows

I say "no I don't see 2 men together unless I've seen them both individually first"

His reply "Well I wouldn't exactly call him a man"   ???
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